more TV,frigging annoying advert

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:06 pm

the one with melanie sykes in it
head n shoulders

she's drinking water to re-hydrate her skin...she says summat along the lines of if only there was an easier way!!what?! easier than drinking water??!

the hydrating her hair with shampoo is far more hard work innit?

stupid advert , just doesnt make sense

and the new irritants in the loan advert,replaced the footy playing knobhead ["is that thunder my end or yours?!" - HIS END cocksucker otherwise it'd have been really loud and frigging obvious who's 'end' it was... :evil:

] and his camera totiong wife, now theres geordies who cant find scooters and it just annoys the holy liveing frigging sh it outta me!!! :evil:

to quote
I know that is vitriol-no solution-spleen venting, but I feel better having screamed, don't you?!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:27 pm

I'm surprised the bloke on the phone from Picture Loans doesn't arrange a house call when the husband is out. She'd f_u-c-king get it then, by gum.

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:12 pm

and the new irritants in the loan advert,replaced the footy playing knobhead ["is that thunder my end or yours?!" - HIS END cocksucker otherwise it'd have been really loud and frigging obvious who's 'end' it was... ] and his camera totiong wife, now theres geordies who cant find scooters and it just annoys the holy liveing frigging sh it outta me!!!

the repay figure would frighten me off
borrow £25 k and pay £42k back

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41032

Have you noticed with adverts for womens beauty products they always come out with some bullshit chemical wonder addition..... with super enriched caramelo phosphate extract with added bovine extract H67...etc etc and I just made that up. One advert for shampoo quoted a pH number that would have cured your dandruff no trouble, infortunately it would have dissolved your head in the process!!

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:38 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

I'd like to make a mess in her hair. :uhoh:

i know a lad who was her boyfriend for a year or so (about 10/12 year back give or take-he sacked her!!)

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:34 am

Salty, if you take a hammer to buttons 3, 4 and 5 on your 5 remote and only have council telly you'll never be troubled by irritating adverts again. :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:27 pm

but then i'd miss corrie and hollyoaks and home and away!! :wink:

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:33 pm

I hate those lawyers for u things.

Been involved in an accident at work? Sue the bastards and we'll keep all your winnings.

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:52 pm

Snowy wrote:

Have you noticed with adverts for womens beauty products they always come out with some bullshit chemical wonder addition..... with super enriched caramelo phosphate extract with added bovine extract H67...etc etc and I just made that up. One advert for shampoo quoted a pH number that would have cured your dandruff no trouble, infortunately it would have dissolved your head in the process!!

We call that the "science bit"! Pure shit! I've got a mate, a Physicist, who's ideal job would be to write the scientific shit for adverts.

Also, notice how their "evidence" is usually suspect. For instance, for those pro-biotic yogurt drinks, the women merely "claim" to "feel better" after drinking that shit. There's never a double blind scientific study to validate the claim! I've finally educated our lass to realise that it's all shit!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

nine out of ten owners said their cats preferred it.

How do they know? It's what the friggin moggy is given to eat, it has no alternative of course it scoffs it eventually.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22953

Those adverts for nicotine patches are the same - always a disclaimer.

"these will 'help' you stop smoking.
'with your willpower' you can stop smoking with these patches.

Make something that is guarenteed to stop people smoking and you'll sell a billion.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:50 pm

Mr I wrote:

nine out of ten owners said their cats preferred it.

How do they know? It's what the friggin moggy is given to eat, it has no alternative of course it scoffs it eventually.

I have it on good authority that whiskers is the best. The story is too icky to repeat though

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41032

Karl Marx wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Have you noticed with adverts for womens beauty products they always come out with some bullshit chemical wonder addition..... with super enriched caramelo phosphate extract with added bovine extract H67...etc etc and I just made that up. One advert for shampoo quoted a pH number that would have cured your dandruff no trouble, infortunately it would have dissolved your head in the process!!

We call that the "science bit"! Pure shiit! I've got a mate, a Physicist, who's ideal job would be to write the scientific shiit for adverts.

Also, notice how their "evidence" is usually suspect. For instance, for those pro-biotic yogurt drinks, the women merely "claim" to "feel better" after drinking that shiit. There's never a double blind scientific study to validate the claim! I've finally educated our lass to realise that it's all shiit!

..the 'pro biotic yoghurt is a load of bollox....after 14 days you'll feel better..of course you will. IN FACT IF YOU'VE BEEN RUN OVER YOU'LL FEEL A BIT BETTER AFTER 14 DAYS.... :roll:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:43 pm

sarf wrote:

I hate those lawyers for u things.

Been involved in an accident at work? Sue the bastards and we'll keep all your winnings.

its getting like an american state, claim for this that and the other. tony and george getting it on behind no10 has got a lot to answer for

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