Six foot two

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:31 am

Or three for a pound seeing as though it is you. :sweet:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:33 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Calm down kids, calm down.

Go and give your perms a comb and remember not to iron the shell suit.

I used to have a perm :uhoh:

Never combed it tho. Had one of them afro combs but never used it, got very cottery (?) I remember. Put loads of "wet look" gel on it and thought I looked like Michael Jackson. He was whiter than me tho.

Just thought I'd share that with the group....

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:35 am

Somemtimes in a sea of adversity, a calm voice rings out........ :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:39 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Keyboard warrior(s)!!! Whats the point??
refred

stupid stupid stupid

He only pointed out his actual height :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:43 am

but he is from dublin and might take offence at being classed as a northerner

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:44 am

Get his height right man!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:52 am

Has he developed a hunch?

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:58 am

don't you lose an inch in height during the day tho? It's to do with gravity

so it would depend on what time he was measured and what time you were singing the song.

For instance, if he was measured in the morning at 6'3 and you were singing the song at an evening kick-off game, (say Lincoln on Friday) then the song and his height would theoretically be correct, although not matching the official statistics and...

OI! WAKE UP AT THE BACK THERE! I'LL BE ASKING QUESTIONS LATER!!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:01 am

That'll be why Mrs R prefers it in the mornings :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:06 am

And while you're at the footy.... :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:08 am

Although if it saves me a job... :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:11 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Makes your full backs look like clowns!

I thought that was Mattty Robson? :shrug:

This is getting a bit like the Never Say Die songwriting fest. :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:13 am

Six foot three of Poolie Blue,
Big Jon Daly's after you.
In the air or on the floor,
We all know he's gonna score. :grin:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:16 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Six foot three of Poolie Blue,
Big Jon Daly's after you.
In the air or on the floor,
We all know he's gonna score. :grin:

He's Irish, Rip.

So it's "We all know he'll fukken score".

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:19 am

Mr ADG wrote:

Listen:

6 foot two
Eyes of Blue
Jon Daly's
after you.

Thats the song, and thats how its staying.

If he is six foot we will stretch him.

If he is six foot four we will chop his feet off.

If he has green eyes we will give him them weird coloured contact lenses to wear.

Now leave my fookin song alone.

Boo hoo diddums.

Now where were we...

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:20 am

I thought your song was:

Three foot two
Four foot wide
ADG just loves his pies......

:roll:

Sorry, repetitive joke there, pass the gun....

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:21 am

With Big Jon our line's well led,
He'll score you goals with his head.
On the floor he's also neat,
He bangs them in with his feet.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:24 am

Remember "Norman Bites Your Legs"?

Well "Jon Eats Your Elbows"!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:25 am

In the past his Mrs cried,
At the abuse dished out by the oversized.
But nowadays she enjoys the match,
Then takes Jon home to eat her snatch.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:38 am

Even now his head in stitches,
He makes defenders look like bitches.
Seven goals in a week,
And he hasn't even hit his peak.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:41 am

So in full;

Six foot three of Poolie Blue,
Big Jon Daly's after you.
In the air or on the floor,
We all know he's gonna score.

With Big Jon our line's well led,
He'll score you goals with his head.
On the floor he's also neat,
He bangs them in with his feet.

Even now his head in stitches,
He makes defenders look like bitches.
Seven goals in a week,
And he hasn't even hit his peak.

In the past his Mrs cried,
At the abuse dished out by the oversized.
But nowadays she enjoys the match,
Then takes Jon home to eat her snatch.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:59 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

So in full;

Six foot three of Poolie Blue,
Big Jon Daly's after you.
In the air or on the floor,
We all know he's gonna score.

With Big Jon our line's well led,
He'll score you goals with his head.
On the floor he's also neat,
He bangs them in with his feet.

Even now his head in stitches,
He makes defenders look like bitches.
Seven goals in a week,
And he hasn't even hit his peak.

In the past his Mrs cried,
At the abuse dished out by the oversized.
But nowadays she enjoys the match,
Then takes Jon home to eat her snatch.

6'2", Eyes of blue

Big Jon Daly's after you

He comes from Duberlin Town

Makes your full backs look like clowns!!

whats wrong with my verse...bastads(c)

It's site

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:06 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

It's site

Respect for the Irish please...

It's 'soite'.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:16 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

So in full;

Six foot three of Poolie Blue,
Big Jon Daly's after you.
In the air or on the floor,
We all know he's gonna score.

With Big Jon our line's well led,
He'll score you goals with his head.
On the floor he's also neat,
He bangs them in with his feet.

Even now his head in stitches,
He makes defenders look like bitches.
Seven goals in a week,
And he hasn't even hit his peak.

In the past his Mrs cried,
At the abuse dished out by the oversized.
But nowadays she enjoys the match,
Then takes Jon home to eat her snatch.

6'2", Eyes of blue

Big Jon Daly's after you

He comes from Duberlin Town

Makes your full backs look like clowns!!

whats wrong with my verse...bastads(c)

It's site

Do you want a fight or what?? Do you know who
I am?? rage

Have you got a big dog?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:22 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

So whats the fookin tune?

And you watch............Daly wont score again this season now. :uhoh:

He's back!! The eternal optimist rides again!!! :roll:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:23 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

So whats the fookin tune?

I'll pass that element over to our resident musician...

PS. That's ECG, not Salty, drummers aren't really musicians :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:00 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

So whats the fookin tune?

I'll pass that element over to our resident musician...

PS. That's ECG, not Salty, drummers aren't really musicians :wink:

foooooooook off [ps our guinea pigs died last week,poisoned---minutes silence anyone?]

6 foot 2
eyes of blue
BIG jon dalys after you [reads better and sings better with a BIG dibble]

to the tune of nick nack paddy whack innit?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:57 pm

Salty wrote:

6 foot 2
eyes of blue
BIG jon dalys after you [reads better and sings better with a BIG dibble]

to the tune of nick nack paddy whack innit?

Is that a BIG Dibble as in his eldest who is taller than him by now or a BIG Dibble as in it's a long route around the fat get?

(PS. Size joke allowed due to Dibble's pessimism in his previous post)

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