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 Post subject: Someone’s in for pleasant surprise.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2026 10:32 pm 
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Having a clear out today and filled eight black rubble bags of rubbish….had them booked into Burn Road tip and started to take out the bags to go in the back of the car.
I took out one bag and then the wife passes the rest out over the gate so the dogs can’t get out.
But when I returned the original black bag had walked…been nicked…..turns out it was full of individual sealed dog poo bags..makes me smile every time I think about it. :lol:

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I got a new washing machine yesterday, with the help of my son put the old one on the grass kerb outside, he was concerned it would be there a while, I said if it doesn't get picked up ((by scrappers) in the next few days I'll pay for the council to remove it, I got up at 8.30 this morning and it was already gone. :dance:

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if things are not screwed down with security that would put fort knox to shame your items are kept by you and there is no guarentee you.ll have em for long.


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Hired a skip to clear out a property in Hartlepool, spent the whole day filling the skip, next day the skip company arrived and the skip was empty!


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Snowy wrote:
Having a clear out today and filled eight black rubble bags of rubbish….had them booked into Burn Road tip and started to take out the bags to go in the back of the car.
I took out one bag and then the wife passes the rest out over the gate so the dogs can’t get out.
But when I returned the original black bag had walked…been nicked…..turns out it was full of individual sealed dog poo bags..makes me smile every time I think about it. :lol:

:lol: thanks Snowy, that's made my day.


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Stocksfield_Poolie wrote:
Hired a skip to clear out a property in Hartlepool, spent the whole day filling the skip, next day the skip company arrived and the skip was empty!

big shock must have been that the skip was still there.


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I can see them throwing it on the table and asking for a knife :angry-screaming: :auto-ambulance: :lol:

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Snowy wrote:
I can see them throwing it on the table and asking for a knife :angry-screaming: :auto-ambulance: :lol:

all you need is some female celeb influencer to tell other women that its the best thing for the skin and you,re bags will make you a millionaire by next year.


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Elephant Rock wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Having a clear out today and filled eight black rubble bags of rubbish….had them booked into Burn Road tip and started to take out the bags to go in the back of the car.
I took out one bag and then the wife passes the rest out over the gate so the dogs can’t get out.
But when I returned the original black bag had walked…been nicked…..turns out it was full of individual sealed dog poo bags..makes me smile every time I think about it. :lol:

:lol: thanks Snowy, that's made my day.



And mine, I would like to be present when the thief opened it. :lol:

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Snowy wrote:
I can see them throwing it on the table and asking for a knife :angry-screaming: :auto-ambulance: :lol:

all you need is some female celeb influencer to tell other women that its the best thing for the skin and you,re bags will make you a millionaire by next year.

The wife has them trained to do their ‘business’ as she calls it at one place at the bottom of the garden..Ruby the gun dog is more than happy to oblige, it’s almost Uriah Heep like…Ratboy (Mylo) the ‘free spirit’ terrier couldn’t give a flying feck ..a sort of Father Jack Terrier….so most of it will be Ruby’s … :lol:

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