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 Post subject: Piss poor
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2025 12:02 pm 
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Fosters lager is to be reduced in ABV from 3.7 to 3.4 from February 2026. It was reduced from 4.0 in January 2023.
Yes it tastes like piss and its only going to get worse in this beer desert that is Hartlepool. Sometimes there is so little choice in pubs i drink it unfortunately. Never again. :obscene-tolietcrapper:
You can get a better buzz from drinking a cup of Ringtons tea.

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 Post subject: Re: Piss poor
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2025 12:38 pm 
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[quote="Bluestreak"]Fosters lager is to be reduced in ABV from 3.7 to 3.4 from February 2026. It was reduced from 4.0 in January 2023.
Yes it tastes like piss and its only going to get worse in this beer desert that is Hartlepool. Sometimes there is so little choice in pubs i drink it unfortunately. Never again. :obscene-tolietcrapper:
You can get a better buzz from drinking a cup of Ringtons tea.[/quote


Fosters tastes like piss regardless what the ABV is.

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 Post subject: Re: Piss poor
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this is one of the reasons pubs are closing as there is a better selection of beer to be had from the supermarkets. saying that there must be plenty still drinking the piss otherwise they,d never sell it. is it an age thing yet again.


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Stoped drinking years ago…..never missed it.

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Snowy wrote:
Stoped drinking years ago…..never missed it.


With Fosters you are not really drinking :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Piss poor
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Bluestreak wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Stoped drinking years ago…..never missed it.


With Fosters you are not really drinking :lol:

them and carsberg are the main reasons i packed it in. never tried drinking water from a puddle but i,d guess it would taste similar to those popular lagers you see everywhere.


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This is the weasel press release.

A Heineken UK spokesperson said: "The decision to adjust the ABV of Foster's reflects our commitment to helping consumers make responsible choices, while supporting pubs and retailers with a competitively priced classic lager alongside a portfolio of brands across the price and ABV spectrum.

In other words it will make more profit for the brewers and retailers. :evil:

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Brewers shrinkflation equivalent.


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 Post subject: Re: Piss poor
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Only Fosters and Carling left in the fridge.It has to be one of the most disappointing sights at any party...


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Bluestreak wrote:
This is the weasel press release.

A Heineken UK spokesperson said: "The decision to adjust the ABV of Foster's reflects our commitment to helping consumers make responsible choices, while supporting pubs and retailers with a competitively priced classic lager alongside a portfolio of brands across the price and ABV spectrum.

In other words it will make more profit for the brewers and retailers. :evil:

surely the responsible choice would be to buy something else.


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 Post subject: Re: Piss poor
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They reduce the alcohol content which reduces the tax meaning they don’t have to increase the price but they probably do but will say the increase would have to have been more if they hadn’t reduced the abv.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RdqVxz-Izw


Anything to do with this,jamie??


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Sussex UK wrote:
Only Fosters and Carling left in the fridge.It has to be one of the most disappointing sights at any party...


Thats when you check out the garden shed for any turps.

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Snowy wrote:
Stoped drinking years ago…..never missed it.


You'd be safe with a hofmeister then,snowy..You could neck a case the night before and still walk the dogs in the morning.. ;)


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I remember working with someone years ago who must have been a border line alcoholic……he had a medical problem that required him coming off the drink for a month.
Five days into his fast, he was with us attached with us in our group and we all had a brew up….as we sat there he suddenly said ‘Do you lot feel like this all the time’…… this from a borderline role model for Father Jack. :lol:

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Snowy wrote:
I remember working with someone years ago who must have been a border line alcoholic……he had a medical problem that required him coming off the drink for a month.
Five days into his fast, he was with us attached with us in our group and we all had a brew up….as we sat there he suddenly said ‘Do you lot feel like this all the time’…… this from a borderline role model for Father Jack. :lol:


:lol:


Coors is already down to 3.4%. That means you drown in it before getting drunk!

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