The Poolie Bunker

Let's hope Morcome and Carlisle come down and at least Scunthorpe come up then we will have some localish derbies.

I’d imagine no club wants Carlisle in their travel costs alone..apart from us in the Arctic Circle.

We could have the likes of Truro, Worthing, Eastbourne, Torquay etc coming up from National League South.

870 mile round trip to Truro, surely that will break a record!

If I owned Pools I would put £10 extra on Carlisle supporters tickers to pay for that damage they got away with a few years back.

Not if they come up and Gateshead stay in the NL

Would love to see the shaggers back in their old stamping ground of the NL but not welcoming their lowlife thugs back to the Vic.

I meant a record for Pools travelling distance.

I'd ban them from the Vic - they do more damage than we receive in gate money

Shaggers, Betty's Boys, Chester, Brackley, Truro and Eastbourne.

I can see our Loyal Fan attending both the Truro games.
Reckon he's still pineing for John Askey.
Probably got a tattoo of him on his leg.

morecambe, betty,s, scunny, chorley. aint bothered about the southern lot as they all seem to be alike each other and i will not be going down there anyway.

Sussex hot shots..Eastbourne Boro and Worthing still in with a shout..can't wait to meet you all in the clubhouse..

Thats not very NICE Leggie, But i agree.

Chorley, Very good bunch behind the scenes.

I’d have their foreheads tattooed to prevent subsequent visits…Big Girls Blouse fits the bill.

The inter-bred bastards would never get to the match if someone put a flock of sheep on Morrison's carpark.

Nothing against what Kenny has said, because indeed some of the Carlisle supporters could be in-bred.
But if something was said along the lines that muslims were in-bred bastards, people on here would use the race card.
See what I mean Kenny, we can call our own but not other races.
So sheep shaggers is fine but curry munchers is not!

You just don't get it do you?? Do you actually know what the meaning of racism is??

Are you serious..?

Wrong topic sorry must take my new tablets .

Looks like an obsession to me …..is there an old I-Spy book of ‘dodgy foreign types’ to be ticked off…?

So what happens when a black african person calls a white english man a sheep shagger?
Now that is racist!

FFS

Answer the question Mutley...

Or an Asian with his sick mates rape plenty of underage white girls.
Racist n Nonceing.

It's a 2 way thing that produces word twistery.

End of chat from me it's becoming boring now.

Depends if he’s shagging a sheep at the time..
What has sheep to do with racism….
What if a white South African said it…Boers have roots going back over 300 years.?

No it wouldn't be racist because he's not referring to his race....he's referring to shagging sheep.
Jesus H Christ.

And I've been a bit busy today so couldn't reply straight away...I think you would have noticed.

Er, right.

I need something to expand my mind enough to figure that one out, so I'm off to get a load of "more magic than Paul Daniels" mushrooms, a huge bag of industrial-strength weed, and 12 cans of Kestrel Super - and promise I'll have an answer for you when I finally wake up.

I've set me alarm for September...

How many of these mythical possibilities are there…is there a directory of scenarios that can be referred to, we should be told.
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Are two black sheep ignoring a white ram being racist…?

depends on the colour of the sheep and where its ancestors come from. Actually there will be a good number of Boers who can trace there ancestory further back than many blacks can who moved to the country much later.

Having a bit banter with a mate who is from Cumbria, he asked to pass this message on:

"Ok, call us Sheep Shaggers, but at least in Carlisle, we don't perform sex acts with a rocking horse in a children's play area!

The charge being:

"You, in a public place committed an act outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner, namely inserting parts of a 'rocking horse' inside yourself whilst masturbating, then pulled a branch off a tree and penetrated yourself."

The offence took place in Burn Valley Gardens on the morning of October 19 2024.

"So expect a chorus of Rocking Horse Shaggers next time we visit your ground" added my mate.

He has a point.

Its a matter of taste is it not.

Was it a good looking Rocking Horse, How old was said Rocking Horse Etc

If that had happened in the 1960/70s, justice would've been swiftly meted out by Corporal Punishment of the Queen's Own Parks and Gardens Regiment.

It's sad to see how far Hartlepool's present-day park-roaming nutters have fallen when compared to the giants of the past.

Not surprising Stocksfield_Poolie there are plenty of idiots in this town off their Rockers mate.

that song, wide eyed and legless, comes to my mind.

How did your ‘mate’ in Cumbria find out about something that happened in the Burn Valley….who was the offender…?
What colour was the rocking horse….?

Alright there Snowy, 'mate', well how do you find your information out? Word of mouth, googling. web pages etc.

Exactly the same here!

Told my mate about Cumbrians being called sheep shaggers being discussed on our HUFC forum and I told him the tale about the man being caught in Hartlepool shagging a horse from behind from a fair few years back. He looked to see if it was on the web and came across the Burn Valley incident!

"HARTLEPOOL MAN SHAGGING A HORSE"

Google it and it is the 3rd story down!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/t ... g-34658232

Now you know how to find info out, you can keep yourself amused this afternoon!

If you want to know the colour of the rocking horse, I suggest you visit the playarea, it is not far from where you live.

I was a rank higher than mate… always nice to be patronised on a Tuesday afternoon though.
As for the horse, it’ll have a job.
Can’t say I’m that convinced of an headline saying ‘HARTLEPOOL MAN SHAGGING A HORSE ‘ even if was a ‘fair few years back’…..appearing on any media outlet.

HARTLEPOOL MAN SHAGGING A HORSE is the search term to use in google. Try it.

Why on God’s earth would I ever want to do that….?….oddly enough, for some crazy reason, it just doesn’t appeal to me.
However, don’t let it stop you .
Have a nice read.

Snowy, you asked me how my mate found out about the story of the rocking horse bloke.
I told you!

However you thought part of my reply included a media headline, it was not, it was a search request, so I informed you to help clear things up.

We can now move on:

Carlisle are Sheep Shaggers
Hartlepool are Rocking Horse Shaggers.

Glad we got it sorted!

P.S. What colour was the rocking horse in the park?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.67722 ... FQAw%3D%3D

I cannot see it, you must have it in your back garden Snowy!!!

‘We’….

Well you’d better come and collect it then.

I'll send my mate round then, he might want a change from sheep shagging.

P.S. Make sure you clean it though!

Tell him to climb over the back fence then, the dogs will ‘welcome’ the company…..

You haven't met my mate, Bulldog is his nickname!

Good for him… you can’t beat a nickname.
Mine have nicknames too Dog A and Dog B.