Jools' Annual Hootenanny

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2025 10:40 am

This was always a must watch back in the day but haven't watched one for a good few years now. But saw that The Dead South was on this years so flicked over to see if I could catch them.
My God I wish I never.
When I turned over The Boomtown Rats had just started 'performing' She's So Modern!!!
I can't even describe the noise that was coming out of the telly. It was that bad I just sat there mouth open for about 90 seconds!!! Absolutely murdered a song that I really like. Got the remote turned the telly off and went to bed.
I'll watch The Dead South on iPlayer at some point.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2025 12:15 pm

Sophie Ellis Bexter was on the other side.
Shes lost a load of weight and her voice has lost it too.
Wheres the fat chicks gone with great voices?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23260

Bluestreak wrote:

Sophie Ellis Bexter was on the other side.
Shes lost a load of weight and her voice has lost it too.
Wheres the fat chicks gone with great voices?

living near me calling the kids in for dinner.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 6542

MutleyRules wrote:

This was always a must watch back in the day but haven't watched one for a good few years now. But saw that The Dead South was on this years so flicked over to see if I could catch them.
My God I wish I never.
When I turned over The Boomtown Rats had just started 'performing' She's So Modern!!!
I can't even describe the noise that was coming out of the telly. It was that bad I just sat there mouth open for about 90 seconds!!! Absolutely murdered a song that I really like. Got the remote turned the telly off and went to bed.
I'll watch The Dead South on iPlayer at some point.

Hit the off button at exactly the same time!! Or rather, changed channels and watched The Godfather II till daft o'clock. First time I've seen 3 a.m. New Year's Day in a good while

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2025 2:45 pm

I couldn't believe how shit Geldof sounded.. I mean really really shit.

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 01, 2025 6:49 pm

Stopped watching Jools at New Year, when I found out that it's recorded in late November. Tend to have the usual pals of his in the audience getting bladdered. Guaranteed Roland Rivron will be there half cut and as bout as funny as a bad dose of piles.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23260

was waiting for stanley baxter coming on but that did not happen again.

Jamie1952 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2025 11:19 am

Geared up for the younger fraternity, years ago we all went out and celebrated in the pub etc whilst our parents watched the tv at home, no idea what was on then though to bring in the New Year.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 4237

accrington fan wrote:

was waiting for stanley baxter coming on but that did not happen again.

Andy Stewart never turned up either..

Knee bother · **Joined:** Tue Sep 05, 2023 11:10 pm **Posts:** 56

Oly watch it to see Vic reeves pissednout of his head

Jamie1952 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2025 4:40 pm

Sussex UK wrote:

accrington fan wrote:

was waiting for stanley baxter coming on but that did not happen again.

Andy Stewart never turned up either..

Andy Stewart hosted the BBC’s New Year parties from 1959 to 1968 – but in those nine years he set the tone for Hogmanay TV for decades to follow.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 4237

Knee bother wrote:

Oly watch it to see Vic reeves pissednout of his head

he always mixed with a studious bunch of lads at school..never did see him out in any of our area's many under age drinker friendly pubs back in the day..Him and bob were a chuckle.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 4237

Jamie1952 wrote:

Geared up for the younger fraternity, years ago we all went out and celebrated in the pub etc whilst our parents watched the tv at home, no idea what was on then though to bring in the New Year.

I couldn't find a piece of coal for first footing..

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 4589

Always depresses the feck out of me to see Jo Brand and Nish Kumar prominent amongs the guests. Jo Brand stopped being funny 20 years ago and Kumar has never been funny.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2025 10:49 pm

Sussex UK wrote:

accrington fan wrote:

was waiting for stanley baxter coming on but that did not happen again.

Andy Stewart never turned up either..

You'd have been happy if Stuart Hall turned up though.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2025 10:50 pm

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Always depresses the feck out of me to see Jo Brand and Nish Kumar prominent amongs the guests. Jo Brand stopped being funny 20 years ago and Kumar has never been funny.

And you are a right hoot you Oddie kunt. :laughing-rolling:

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 4589

Feck off and die.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:23 am

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Feck off and die.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23260

Sussex UK wrote:

accrington fan wrote:

was waiting for stanley baxter coming on but that did not happen again.

Andy Stewart never turned up either..

the bastards. i blame the scottish nationalists as they think they own that day.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Feck off and die.

Foooking hell Ozzy that's over the top.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2025 4:38 pm

Nah...he's just been Oddie. :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2025 5:42 pm

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

It certainly won't be funny

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2025 6:20 pm

[/quote]
the bastards. i blame the scottish nationalists as they think they own that day.[/quote]

I couldn't agree more - poor Sweaties had their fireworks cancelled, I'm still laughing about it now, 4 days later!

It did mean that we were spared Auld Langs Sine (got to one of my most hated tunes ever) and that queer hand holding that they insist on.

Was worried about an overspill invasion of Sweaties into Kettering from McCorby- fortunately we remained relatively jock free!

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 4589

Leggie43 wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

It certainly won't be funny

Humour is very subjective.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 4589

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

No contact from moderators as yet which leads me to two potential conclusions.

Either:
My days are numbered and it is only a matter of time till my existence as contributor to this board is terminated by moderator intervention. This would be a significant blow because with the exception of one individual I have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and reading the thoughts of other posters on here. But I would get over it and on balance it would be worth it.

Or:
The moderators have concluded that one of the the most unpleasent narcissistic kunts on here has got what he deserves so no intervention is required.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 11157

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

No contact from moderators as yet which leads me to two potential conclusions.

Either:
My days are numbered and it is only a matter of time till my existence as contributor to this board is terminated by moderator intervention. This would be a significant blow because with the exception of one individual I have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and reading the thoughts of other posters on here. But I would get over it and on balance it would be worth it.

Or:
The moderators have concluded that one of the the most unpleasent narcissistic kunts on here has got what he deserves so no intervention is required.

Good crack lads :angry-tappingfoot:

I won't ban yous as you keep the viewing figures up
therethere

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 05, 2025 9:35 am

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

No contact from moderators as yet which leads me to two potential conclusions.

Either:
My days are numbered and it is only a matter of time till my existence as contributor to this board is terminated by moderator intervention. This would be a significant blow because with the exception of one individual I have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and reading the thoughts of other posters on here. But I would get over it and on balance it would be worth it.

Or:
The moderators have concluded that one of the the most unpleasent narcissistic kunts on here has got what he deserves so no intervention is required.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 23260

Kettering Poolie wrote:

the bastards. i blame the scottish nationalists as they think they own that day.[/quote]

I couldn't agree more - poor Sweaties had their fireworks cancelled, I'm still laughing about it now, 4 days later!

It did mean that we were spared Auld Langs Sine (got to one of my most hated tunes ever) and that queer hand holding that they insist on.

Was worried about an overspill invasion of Sweaties into Kettering from McCorby- fortunately we remained relatively jock free![/quote]
unless anybody has been to those two towns its hard to believe with them being so close together is how different both of them are giving their similar size as well.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 4589

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

No contact from moderators as yet which leads me to two potential conclusions.

Either:
My days are numbered and it is only a matter of time till my existence as contributor to this board is terminated by moderator intervention. This would be a significant blow because with the exception of one individual I have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and reading the thoughts of other posters on here. But I would get over it and on balance it would be worth it.

Or:
The moderators have concluded that one of the the most unpleasent narcissistic kunts on here has got what he deserves so no intervention is required.

Good crack lads :angry-tappingfoot:

I won't ban yous as you keep the viewing figures up
therethere

Bloody 'ell KPG. Have they made you a moderator?

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

A bit surprised The No.1 Moderator hasn't flagged this up like...nah...I'm not surprised in the slightest or bothered. :laugh:

Would be a bit weird...and funny...if I dropped down dead tomorrow like.

No contact from moderators as yet which leads me to two potential conclusions.

Either:
My days are numbered and it is only a matter of time till my existence as contributor to this board is terminated by moderator intervention. This would be a significant blow because with the exception of one individual I have always enjoyed sharing my thoughts and reading the thoughts of other posters on here. But I would get over it and on balance it would be worth it.

Or:
The moderators have concluded that one of the the most unpleasent narcissistic kunts on here has got what he deserves so no intervention is required.

Good crack lads :angry-tappingfoot:

I won't ban yous as you keep the viewing figures up
therethere

Bloody 'ell KPG. Have they made you a moderator?

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