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MutleyRules
 Post subject: You are locked in a room held hostage...
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 2:16 pm 
You hear the door getting unlocked...who would you like to see walk through that door weilding a 12" Dildo and a jar of Vaseline??
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Paul Smith and Chubby Brown. :wink:
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Peter Kay and Dave Allen - though he didn't do much standing.
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Tom O'Connor. Seen him at the Wakefield Theatre Club in 1977. Absolutely hilarious.
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The legend Sir Bernard.

And Bunker comedians.
I won't name them cos there's to many.
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Jamie1952
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:50 pm 
Leggie43 wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I'll go first...
Jim Jefferies and Ricky Gervais.


Jamie1952 :laugh: Foooking hell Jamie it's just a laugh not personal. :wink:


Where did come into this topic Leggie, what are you on ?
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Jamie1952 wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
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I'll go first...
Jim Jefferies and Ricky Gervais.


Jamie1952 :laugh: Foooking hell Jamie it's just a laugh not personal. :wink:


Where did come into this topic Leggie, what are you on ?

Jamie..STOP BITING IT WAS A JOKE.

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Used to think Reginald D. Hunter was good until I realised he’s just a bit racist

Last time I saw him was in Newcastle a few years back - the disrespectful tosser came on stage pissed - he'd lost most of the audience by the interval. Twat.
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 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
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Jamie1952 wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
I'll go first...
Jim Jefferies and Ricky Gervais.


Jamie1952 :laugh: Foooking hell Jamie it's just a laugh not personal. :wink:


Where did come into this topic Leggie, what are you on ?


Jamie keep away from them cheap south east Asian drinks.
Very lethal!
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
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Jim Davidson

No surprise there Mr.I. :laugh:
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:shock: :shock:
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Not sure how I did that but -

Mr. I is the correct answer to this one, obviously :lol:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: You are locked in a room held hostage...
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 8:56 pm 
Some right weirdos on the Bunker!!! :shock: :shock: :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: You are locked in a room held hostage...
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Some right weirdos on the Bunker!!! :shock: :shock: :laugh:


Only when we win :laugh:
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 Post subject: Re: You are locked in a room held hostage...
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 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
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Jamie1952 :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:44 pm 
Snowy wrote:
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Jamie1952 :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:45 pm 
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Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Ricky Gervais.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Who would you like to go first Snowy?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MutleyRules wrote:
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Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Ricky Gervais.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Who would you like to go first Snowy?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Me…through the fucking window :scared-eek:

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Jamie1952
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 3:16 am 
Leggie43 wrote:
Jamie1952 :laugh:


You really do have a warped sense of humour Leggie likewise the person who posted the topic. I don’t find your comment the least bit funny Leggie nor the post, in fact it’s very offensive considering you don’t even know me personally. It’s very brave of you to make comments whilst hiding behind a keyboard, along with the others who have tagged on to your post, I always put your derogatory posts about me down to envy and jealousy, get a life Leggie FFS.
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
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Jamie1952 wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Jamie1952 :laugh:


You really do have a warped sense of humour Leggie likewise the person who posted the topic. I don’t find your comment the least bit funny Leggie nor the post, in fact it’s very offensive considering you don’t even know me personally. It’s very brave of you to make comments whilst hiding behind a keyboard, along with the others who have tagged on to your post, I always put your derogatory posts about me down to envy and jealousy, get a life Leggie FFS.

FFS Jamie lighten up...it was just a bit of fun. :laugh:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Favourite Stand-Up Comedians
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 9:37 am 
Snowy wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Ricky Gervais.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Who would you like to go first Snowy?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Me…through the fucking window :scared-eek:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MutleyRules wrote:
Jamie1952 wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Jamie1952 :laugh:


You really do have a warped sense of humour Leggie likewise the person who posted the topic. I don’t find your comment the least bit funny Leggie nor the post, in fact it’s very offensive considering you don’t even know me personally. It’s very brave of you to make comments whilst hiding behind a keyboard, along with the others who have tagged on to your post, I always put your derogatory posts about me down to envy and jealousy, get a life Leggie FFS.

FFS Jamie lighten up...it was just a bit of fun. :laugh:


He is very sensitive our Jamie :laugh:
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Leggie43 wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Jamie1952 wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Jamie1952 :laugh:


You really do have a warped sense of humour Leggie likewise the person who posted the topic. I don’t find your comment the least bit funny Leggie nor the post, in fact it’s very offensive considering you don’t even know me personally. It’s very brave of you to make comments whilst hiding behind a keyboard, along with the others who have tagged on to your post, I always put your derogatory posts about me down to envy and jealousy, get a life Leggie FFS.

FFS Jamie lighten up...it was just a bit of fun. :laugh:


He is very sensitive our Jamie :laugh:



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