A new experience…

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22564

I got woken up at 6am this morning by a big black bloke wanting to stick an elongated cotton bud up my arse.

I know people who would pay good money for that!

Double Figures · **Joined:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:47 am **Posts:** 841

I'll give you a tenner to put a parsnip up there

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3709

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I got woken up at 6am this morning by a big black bloke wanting to stick an elongated cotton bud up my arse.

I know people who would pay good money for that!

Was it David Lammy?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

back to phiilip schofield again.

A new experience…

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