The Fraud Exposed....

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3688

just resign Sarll you cant bullshit your way out of this one.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8901

From 2 0 up at Woking.
To this.
Ya cudent make this shit up.

Reg · **Joined:** Sat Aug 31, 2024 7:31 pm **Posts:** 123

Hartley and now Sarrl... they don't even look like football managers

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

He has to go.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3688

1 goal in 6 games at home....and how did we get that--- oh yes a last minute punt from the keeper and a defensive fuck up.

Didn't look like scoring all game today, and the system involved played into Rochdales hands---the guy is just incompetent unfortunately

fckpoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:56 pm **Posts:** 194

He's got to go. Raj was there and he heard the reaction from the stands at the end.

He's a clueless bullshitter and whoever employed him should go too.

I'm almost looking forward to the post match interview "I expect more from them", "I want warriors", "I'm a fighter", "blah, blah, blah".

What he should say is "I sent them out there tonight completely unbalanced, played a third of the team out of position and I dropped my best defender to make way for Waterfall. Basically we had no plan at all and I'm a bit of a c*nt".

thebizarredj · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:36 pm **Posts:** 98

I think even the players have stopped listening to whatever bullshit snarl has been delivering. It is so obvious that he is not a coach. How has he managed to get the position, that's my concern, who endorsed him to Mr chairman? This is an embarrassment beyond anything in recent times.

Ben Clark said it a few times in commentary, one team looks like Rochdale have been coached well. Rochdale had a couple of ball players but were nothing special, they have just been coached into a system. Snarls hoof ball was going to come undone at some stage. I'm not surprised it has only taken this early into the season. His interviews are inane, clueless and full of shite.

The players have had enough, the fans definitely have...time to go!!!

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8901

Down to 18th.
Next game a home banker FGR.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3688

fckpoolie wrote:

He's got to go. Raj was there and he heard the reaction from the stands at the end.

He's a clueless bullshitter and whoever employed him should go too.

I'm almost looking forward to the post match interview "I expect more from them", "I want warriors", "I'm a fighter", "blah, blah, blah".

What he should say is "I sent them out there tonight completely unbalanced, played a third of the team out of position and I dropped my best defender to make way for Waterfall. Basically we had no plan at all and I'm a bit of a c*nt".

he'll do that martyr routine where he refers to himself in the 3rd person again ' that first half was on Darren Sarll, I'm big enough to take the blame!' well we do blame you Sarll now please f off !

Singhsong · **Joined:** Tue Nov 02, 2021 11:19 pm **Posts:** 26

Everybody watching could see the problem. Left back isolated and not a defender. Winger going past him at will, fortunately his crossing left a lot to be desired. Two people playing right back. Therefore team completely lop sided.
If Sarll was any good he'd have identified that within 10/15 minutes and made changes, substitutions even. I'm old enough to remember Cyril Knowles making substitutions within 20 minutes of the start when he saw something that needed altering. Problem was he was a footballer and had a football brain, unlike Sarll who doesn't appear to have anything except the ability to bullshit. Which i presume he did in his interview to Raj's muppets on the board to get the job Or did they with all their ability, identify him as the solution to god knows what and head hunt him.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:53 pm

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accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

Singhsong wrote:

Everybody watching could see the problem. Left back isolated and not a defender. Winger going past him at will, fortunately his crossing left a lot to be desired. Two people playing right back. Therefore team completely lop sided.
If Sarll was any good he'd have identified that within 10/15 minutes and made changes, substitutions even. I'm old enough to remember Cyril Knowles making substitutions within 20 minutes of the start when he saw something that needed altering. Problem was he was a footballer and had a football brain, unlike Sarll who doesn't appear to have anything except the ability to bullshit. Which i presume he did in his interview to Raj's muppets on the board to get the job Or did they with all their ability, identify him as the solution to god knows what and head hunt him.

exactly. just why wait till half time to change things especially with 7 on the bench to make a change.

BigBob9 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 22, 2024 12:55 pm **Posts:** 25

Singhsong wrote:

Everybody watching could see the problem. Left back isolated and not a defender. Winger going past him at will, fortunately his crossing left a lot to be desired. Two people playing right back. Therefore team completely lop sided.
If Sarll was any good he'd have identified that within 10/15 minutes and made changes, substitutions even. I'm old enough to remember Cyril Knowles making substitutions within 20 minutes of the start when he saw something that needed altering. Problem was he was a footballer and had a football brain, unlike Sarll who doesn't appear to have anything except the ability to bullshit. Which i presume he did in his interview to Raj's muppets on the board to get the job Or did they with all their ability, identify him as the solution to god knows what and head hunt him.

Correct.
Everone watching DID see the problem.
Charman is a striker and should not have been playing as a left wing back.
Although right footed Asiimwe is a defender and can play there.
But no Sarlly played him on the other side.
Parkes is left footed and could have played there too and has done before.
So why the f/k drop Sass Davies who has looked quality in central defence, and leave Parkes in a back three with Dodds and Waterfall
Clueless.
The list of complete f/ups in terms of selection and formation goes on.
Raj ...you were there again watching this.
Look its no good sticking your geriatric mate in the dugout and seeing if it makes a difference.
It won't.
Letting this fiasco continue is a mistake.
Nearly as bad as ditching KP.
You know the parachute payments end this year... and next year will be more than difficult if we don't go up.
It's last chance saloon and last throw of the dice time now.
Roll the dice.
Please... get rid of this buffoon before its too late. :pray:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

the clock is ticking and a change is needed before we need to go on a winning run just to catch the pack up. its far easier coming up from the bottom to get into mid table than lower midtable is getting into a good play off position. there is still time before we have to do a doncaster rovers from last season.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6650

BigBob9 wrote:

Singhsong wrote:

Everybody watching could see the problem. Left back isolated and not a defender. Winger going past him at will, fortunately his crossing left a lot to be desired. Two people playing right back. Therefore team completely lop sided.
If Sarll was any good he'd have identified that within 10/15 minutes and made changes, substitutions even. I'm old enough to remember Cyril Knowles making substitutions within 20 minutes of the start when he saw something that needed altering. Problem was he was a footballer and had a football brain, unlike Sarll who doesn't appear to have anything except the ability to bullshit. Which i presume he did in his interview to Raj's muppets on the board to get the job Or did they with all their ability, identify him as the solution to god knows what and head hunt him.

Correct.
Everone watching DID see the problem.
Charman is a striker and should have not been playing as a left wing back.
Although right footed Asiimwe is a defender and can play there.
But no Sarlly played him on the other side.
Parkes a is left footed and could have played there too and has done before.
So why the f/k drop Sass Davies who has looked quality in central defence, and leave Parkes in a back three with Dodds and Waterfall
Clueless.
The list of complete f/ups in terms of selection and formation goes on.

Raj ...you were there again watching this.
Look its no good sticking your geriatric mate in the dugout and seeing if it makes a difference.
It won't.
Letting this fiasco continue is a mistake.
Nearly as bad as ditching KP.
You know the parachute payments end this year... and next year will be more than difficult if we don't go up.
It's last chance saloon and last throw of the dice time now.
Roll the dice.
Please... get rid of this buffoon before its too late. :pray:

This is what i posted before the Rochdale game:

3 CBS of Sass, waterfall, Parkse
WBs L, Dodds, R, Asiimwe

3 in the middle (narrow to allow WBs space)

2 up Top
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Who in their right minds would put Dodds CB and then play WBs.

This bloke supposedly has A Level badge
Which just goes to show, It means nowt.

Hes a fool and a blagger.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

Grayhoundend wrote:

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This is what i posted before the Rochdale game:

3 CBS of Sass, waterfall, Parkse
WBs L, Dodds, R, Asiimwe

3 in the middle (narrow to allow WBs space)

2 up Top
----------------------------------------
Who in their right minds would put Dodds CB and then play WBs.

This bloke supposedly has A Level badge
Which just goes to show, It means nowt.

Hes a fool and a blagger.

your line up looked like common sense with the players we have at our disposal. thing is you have not got that level A badge therefore you know nothing and what you and others say is totally meaningless and he,d probebly tell you that. its not as if we need a miracle worker to take over but somebody who uses what they have at their disposal correctly. if we transfer listed ever player in the squad the vast majority would find another club at this level very quickly at our level and we are not talking about the dross around with hartley.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36342

I’ve got A levels …but English Lit and History ain’t gonna be much use, apart from telling Sarll where he’s gone wrong in the past and what the Bronte’s would have done to get the team sorted bbolt

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6650

IMO, Playing Dodds at CB and then playing a system with WBs is a sackable offence.

NOT joe king

Krampesh · **Joined:** Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:14 am **Posts:** 583

Grayhoundend wrote:

IMO, Playing Dodds at CB and then playing a system with WBs is a sackable offence.

NOT joe king

Dodds played exclusively CB under Askey and was excellent. The issue is more Sarll was playing a striker as Left back instead of Asiimwe (who's played there in the past) and wanted Dodds to stay at CB rather than get forward and link up play like he did with Mancini and Seaman last season.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6650

See your point,

Although Dodds, would cause any team in this league/above problems going forward, Which would in turn drag oppo players back.
And has Sass really been that bad.

He made 3 changes (formation) when only 1 was needed, Just trying to be a smart arse because he has a badge.

Tried to understand his logic, It just does not add up, Well not in the real world.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

Snowy wrote:

I’ve got A levels …but English Lit and History ain’t gonna be much use, apart from telling Sarll where he’s gone wrong in the past and what the Bronte’s would have done to get the team sorted bbolt

mind you he could fuck off up haworth moor and get lost in the fog looking for wuthering heights to find inspiration.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

Grayhoundend wrote:

See your point,

Although Dodds, would cause any team in this league/above problems going forward, Which would in turn drag oppo players back.
And has Sass really been that bad.

He made 3 changes (formation) when only 1 was needed, Just trying to be a smart arse because he has a badge.

Tried to understand his logic, It just does not add up, Well not in the real world.

possibly sass isn,t a sarll player as he did not get sent off or cautioned in every game he played. he goes on about hunter being out as if he is the reason for our slump. we do not need 3 of sloggett, hunter and sheron at the club when we have only a half of a left back. again its not the budget its how its been used.

Krampesh · **Joined:** Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:14 am **Posts:** 583

Grayhoundend wrote:

See your point,

Although Dodds, would cause any team in this league/above problems going forward, Which would in turn drag oppo players back.
And has Sass really been that bad.

He made 3 changes (formation) when only 1 was needed, Just trying to be a smart arse because he has a badge.

Tried to understand his logic, It just does not add up, Well not in the real world.

Oh I agree with you, Sass Davies should've started over Waterfall in that formation but in reality we should've just moved Parkes to left back and brought Waterfall back in. It was clear we hadn't trained for a back 5 as no one knew where to be.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3688

Krampesh wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

See your point,

Although Dodds, would cause any team in this league/above problems going forward, Which would in turn drag oppo players back.
And has Sass really been that bad.

He made 3 changes (formation) when only 1 was needed, Just trying to be a smart arse because he has a badge.

Tried to understand his logic, It just does not add up, Well not in the real world.

Oh I agree with you, Sass Davies should've started over Waterfall in that formation but in reality we should've just moved Parkes to left back and brought Waterfall back in. It was clear we hadn't trained for a back 5 as no one knew where to be.

This exactly--at this level try and change as littles as possible, Challinor fell into the trap of changing too much a couple of times before he learned

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36342

Krampesh wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

IMO, Playing Dodds at CB and then playing a system with WBs is a sackable offence.

NOT joe king

Dodds played exclusively CB under Askey and was excellent. The issue is more Sarll was playing a striker as Left back instead of Asiimwe (who's played there in the past) and wanted Dodds to stay at CB rather than get forward and link up play like he did with Mancini and Seaman last season.

It was like we had two left backs, crazy.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3688

I think Dodds played at RCB under Askey as that is all we had the personnell for--Askey had typically paid 4-3-3, but whenever he tried to change that with the shite he inherited it was a disaster---see 1st half of Rochdale game last season

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6650

Krampesh wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

See your point,

Although Dodds, would cause any team in this league/above problems going forward, Which would in turn drag oppo players back.
And has Sass really been that bad.

He made 3 changes (formation) when only 1 was needed, Just trying to be a smart arse because he has a badge.

Tried to understand his logic, It just does not add up, Well not in the real world.

Oh I agree with you, Sass Davies should've started over Waterfall in that formation but in reality we should've just moved Parkes to left back and brought Waterfall back in. It was clear we hadn't trained for a back 5 as no one knew where to be.

Aye, Is it in reality difficult to switch to wing backs, If that has not been practiced from July, Then there has been no intention to use that formation.
Desperation = Snarll

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8901

When I heard we were going 2 up front Tuesday.
I thought Jackpot he's finally admitted this shit ain't working.
Will have Charman n the workhorse Grey on the wings to supply MannyD n MADINE.

BUT no back to the usual back line midfield launchball.
No wonder the players are pissed off.

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

God his bullshit is unreal.
:angry-tappingfoot:

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4374

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

When I heard we were going 2 up front Tuesday.
I thought Jackpot he's finally admitted this shit ain't working.
Will have Charman n the workhorse Grey on the wings to supply MannyD n MADINE.

BUT no back to the usual back line midfield launchball.
No wonder the players are pissed off.

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

God his bullshit is unreal.
:angry-tappingfoot:

Missed possibly the worst player in the team. The guy needs keeping on for comedy value. In fact im quite looking forward to his after match interview to see what bullshit he comes up with.

waddell · **Joined:** Sat Oct 28, 2023 4:18 pm **Posts:** 321

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

When I heard we were going 2 up front Tuesday.
I thought Jackpot he's finally admitted this shit ain't working.
Will have Charman n the workhorse Grey on the wings to supply MannyD n MADINE.

BUT no back to the usual back line midfield launchball.
No wonder the players are pissed off.

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

God his bullshit is unreal.
:angry-tappingfoot:

You are 100% correct about Dave.
Dave lacks pace.
Dave's legs have gone early...its bloody obvious.
Dave runs like Dolan used to..only one gear zero acceleration.
Dave has been shit since Hartley dropped Dave for Patterson 2 years ago.
Dave has been found out a million times since, standing off wingers, showing them outside, cos Dave is unable to get close in to close them down to prevent a cross.
Wasn't expecting Sarlly to notice this about Dave, seeing as he gave Dave another contract.
But thing is Sarlly in a post match interview was slaughtering Dave after Ebbsfleet the other week, for "just walking" to pick the ball up for a throw in right at the beginning of the game. instead of showing more "intensity."
Beaten 3 -0 at home, and yeah Sarlly comes out with "but we missed Dave."
Says it all about him... and Dave :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8901

billinghampoolie1908 wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

When I heard we were going 2 up front Tuesday.
I thought Jackpot he's finally admitted this shit ain't working.
Will have Charman n the workhorse Grey on the wings to supply MannyD n MADINE.

BUT no back to the usual back line midfield launchball.
No wonder the players are pissed off.

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

God his bullshit is unreal.
:angry-tappingfoot:

Missed possibly the worst player in the team. The guy needs keeping on for comedy value. In fact im quite looking forward to his after match interview to see what bullshit he comes up with.

Shit Football manager.
But Knocks out better jokes than Chubby Brown.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

darren sarlls weekly laugh in. be even funnier if another club was involved.

NortonPoolie63 · **Joined:** Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:40 am **Posts:** 58

Would you buy a car off him?

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6650

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36342

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

Hoy you, trying to give me a heart attack :angry-tappingfoot:

When I saw wtf is Dave I thought what’s going on here.
We had a do for our wedding anniversary last November and the person reading out the cobblers for cutting the cake said…” Congratulations to Sue and Dave …” till someone at the basked asked “Who the @#£&% Dave ?”
The wife’s been getting stick ever since and the lady who read it out died of embarrassment and I couldn’t stop laughing.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18862

NortonPoolie63 wrote:

Would you buy a car off him?

you,d go to buy one and he,d con you out of yours instead.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36342

accrington fan wrote:

NortonPoolie63 wrote:

Would you buy a car off him?

you,d go to buy one and he,d con you out of yours instead.

The car would have been round the clock twice, everything worn out by being constantly flogged to death, always in the garage, can only travel in straight lines and dodgy at corners…… and once on a roundabout continues to go round and round and round and round till it runs out of petrol

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Then comes out with aftermath shit of we missed Dave(was thinking wtf is Dave) then clicked he was on about that useless fukka Fergy.

Hoy you, trying to give me a heart attack :angry-tappingfoot:

When I saw wtf is Dave I thought what’s going on here.
We had a do for our wedding anniversary last November and the person reading out the cobblers for cutting the cake said…” Congratulations to Sue and Dave …” till someone at the basked asked “Who the @#£&% Dave ?”
The wife’s been getting stick ever since and the lady who read it out died of embarrassment and I couldn’t stop laughing.

The seed is firmly planted in people heads now.

Look at all the Daves you know around your friends & family. I reckon it's our very own " Bluebottle ". It's got all the hallmarks of " Dave " a man often seen all around the town. He specialises in giving " personal quality lessons " to people. He particularly likes to instruct the ladies on techniques including the correct way to hold his gear stick. The most annoying thing is he gets paid for his service to these ladies. bbolt

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