Irony

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"
.....One of the regulars stood next to me said..." A draw did yer say...yer having a laugh ... we're three goals down"
I replied.." Yeah, I know, it was a bit of irony".....
Puzzled, he looked at me and asked..."Whatany?"
.. I said " Irony"
...."Ironing?" he asked.
I then decided to give up and said.."Yer right, we arent gonna score three goals..."
He went all smug and said..." That's what I said in the first place!!!!"
So I was the one person leaving the ground with a smile on my face and shaking their head....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:32 pm

Anyone we know???? :?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

Yes........ :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

Yes, possibly, but off Rivals.........and NO! ..I'm not saying who :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:21 pm

We've got money, take money.....!! :-o

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:39 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

I may be a utter shit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:20 pm

Snowy wrote:

I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?

What's better than money? I'm not sleeping with you if that's what you are driving at

A username will do :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

Cowboy wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?

What's better than money? I'm not sleeping with you if that's what you are driving at

A username will do :grin:

... I'll sleep with anybody, but I draw the line at sex :shock:

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:29 pm

Bodypaint then - kinky :uhoh:

Think we are entering Kev territory here

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

Yeah, we're in dangerous waters here...kev does have the bragging rights, copyrights, registered trademarks and other things in the perving section. :wink:

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:39 pm

Best drop it - don't want him chucking his toys out of the pram :evil:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

...or his double speed manual gearbox, industrial vibrator (with mains adaptor).... :wink:

it could have yer eye out!!

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:46 pm

I think you may be getting a little confused about where to insert said item Snowy

It goes a long way from your eye :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:50 pm

Snowy wrote:

I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?

i have the power to make you cartoonist of the decade

go on sell your soul :laugh:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

Snowy wrote:

As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"

Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

poolpower wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I may be a utter shiit but I NEVER betray a confidence..... any improvement on Kevs offer?

i have the power to make you cartoonist of the decade

go on sell your soul :laugh:

Soul....? Me....? Nah :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

DanielGaunt wrote:

Snowy wrote:

As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"

Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.

I was but it wasn't that LOOUUDDDD!! :shock:

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3568

Snowy wrote:

DanielGaunt wrote:

Snowy wrote:

As the third goal went in on Saturday and the unbridled abuse erupted, I turned to my youngest and said...."I think we might have to settle for a draw here"

Were you in the Town End and did you say it quite loud? I remember someone saying that as a joke.

I was but it wasn't that LOOUUDDDD!! :shock:

You must have a big mouth. :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36324

Our lass said that......... :roll:

mind you, I had to develop one to get a word in edgeways and she still doesn't listen. :roll:

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