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Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:48 pm

I just took the 'Britishness Test' that immigrants are going to have to sit if they want a Visa.

I failed. :uhoh:

Have a go and no cheating... http://www.britishness-test.co.uk/onlin ... xamLevel=1

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:57 pm

I got 7 out of 10 :laugh:

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 791

I got 9/10 but some of those were pure guesses.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:23 pm

4/10
quite pleased with that really..... :uhoh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:24 pm

garthwd wrote:

I got 9/10 but some of those were pure guesses.

So were some of mine! :laugh:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:08 pm

If someone can explain how the fook I'm supposed to answer the first question, "In the 1980s who were not the largest immigrant groups to come to the United Kingdom?", when I can only select 1 answer from 4, I'll consider doing the quiz.

And what's this supposed to mean:

In which order do the UK national days fall:
A. St Patrick's Day, St George's Day, St David's Day, St Andrew's Day
etc.

Since when has St George's been the friggin' English National day?!!

This quiz is a joke. Someone is taking the piss. Move along nothing to see.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:51 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

This quiz is a joke. Someone is taking the piss. Move along nothing to see.

Agreed, there is no way that they will have to sit a test quite like this pile of crap

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:52 pm

i failed but i expected to......

I'm not british, the empire is dead i'm an english european!

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:11 am

No, no, you don't understand. They WILL have to sit a test like this pile of crap.

There is an accompanying book where all this stuff can be learned but it will become compulsory very soon. My sister in law will have to take it and she will simply fail. As will three other friends in the UK.

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:09 am

Pooliekev wrote:

No, no, you don't understand. They WILL have to sit a test like this pile of crap.

There is an accompanying book where all this stuff can be learned but it will become compulsory very soon. My sister in law will have to take it and she will simply fail. As will three other friends in the UK.

So they should as well - but not as unanswerable as this but more along the lines of where the fook are you gonna live, are you gonna work legit, are you married to a brit and so on.

The amount of spongers who have landed on these shores is now wholly unacceptable - 23% of crime in this country is linked to foreign nationals who stay here illegally - 23%.

shocking figure

The genuine people who come here to live and work properly and benefit the nation as a whole i have no issue with.

I was going to rant about the government cos it's sadly ALL wrong and needs looking at from top to bottom and I can't be arsed with arguing my opinion on here when i have to walk the dog.

in conlusion it's knackered.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:27 am

katcha wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

No, no, you don't understand. They WILL have to sit a test like this pile of crap.

There is an accompanying book where all this stuff can be learned but it will become compulsory very soon. My sister in law will have to take it and she will simply fail. As will three other friends in the UK.

So they should as well - but not as unanswerable as this but more along the lines of where the fook are you gonna live, are you gonna work legit, are you married to a brit and so on.

Well my sister-in-law was dragged over there as an NHS nurse when we never had any because the pay was/is shite and the conditions are even worse and she works more hours than the factory cat to keep her daughter in university. I think we can exclude her from the crime figures as when she's not doing the above, she's working in a chip shop or cleaning for and looking after an old lady that the Welfare State has conveniently forgotten in order that she can pay the extortionate rent that a private landlord is charging her for a two room flat in New Ferry. The other three are married to Englishmen.

See the problem with racism and bigotry is it never examines the small details does it?? It's always completely unthinking.

Show me the drugs problem among any other group in the UK apart from whites under 25 years old and I'll show you a social phenomenon.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36915

I'VE BEEN DEPORTED :uhoh:

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA · **Joined:** Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:19 pm **Posts:** 17

4 out of ten failed so does that mean i carnt come home like :shock:

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

Cough *3* Cough sadx

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:15 pm

Yeah but you're from Southend.............

Nowt to do with Britain... :roll:

Sarf · **Joined:** Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:31 pm **Posts:** 323

Pooliekev wrote:

Yeah but you're from Southend.............

Nowt to do with Britain... :roll:

Hackney, East London, actually

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