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Splod
 Post subject: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:49 am 
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Suggestions for chants for Saturday to avoid the infamous "You're not famous anymore". How about

Have you paid your, have you paid your, have you paid your VAT
You only sing when your swindling, you only sing when your swindling

And of course

Dirty southern bastids

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Ken Bates
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:53 am 
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Quaking in our boots already.

Shame we won't be able to hear you from the North Stand. :razz:
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Splod
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:54 am 
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Don't you sit in the Directors Box then. Your not the Ken Bates we know and love.

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billyisgod
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:57 am 
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how about

WHO HAST THOU HANGED SINCE THAT MONKEY
IN HARTLEPOOL BA'A TAT
WHO HAST THOU HANGED SINCE THAT MONKEY
WHO HAST THOU HANGED SINCE THAT MONKEY
(AND IT HAD A BERET)
ON HARTLEPOOL BA'A TAT
ON HARTLEPOOL BA'A TAT
ON HARTLEPOOL BA'AAAA TA'AT

rolfl

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Ken Bates
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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Splod wrote:
Don't you sit in the Directors Box then. Your not the Ken Bates we know and love.


Don't believe all you read about me. I'm down with the kids...(charges pending)
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Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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What the fook is a "BA'A TAT"? confised

You never read Frank Herbert? :laugh: :laugh:

Oh sorry that's Mu'ad Dib. :uhoh:

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 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:14 am 
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Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz whoo thee £cukin' hellz Leadz?

Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz whoo thee £cukin' hellz Leadz?

Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz whoo thee £cukin' hellz Leadz?

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Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz & Leadz Leadz & Leadz & Leadz whoo thee £cukin' hellz Leadz?

[obveeuslee two thee chune ov dammbustaz]
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billyisgod
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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Richard M. Head wrote:
Pinhead wrote:
What the fook is a "BA'A TAT"? confised

You never read Frank Herbert? :laugh: :laugh:

Oh sorry that's Mu'ad Dib. :uhoh:


isnt that the name of the mouse shadow on the second moon? :sweeeet:

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billyisgod
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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his mother was assiadiah manus? ring any bells bbolt

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billyisgod
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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Whose Mother? :shock:


Mu'ad Dib! first name Paul?

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:17 am 
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I say I say I say, when is a door not a door?

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leedsRslickers
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:33 am 
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parmopooly wrote:
I say I say I say, when is a door not a door?


When it's ajar?

Right - that'll be 3 points you owe us for that. I'll take them tomorrow thanks. :wink:


#We're Leeds United
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By who?
By you monkey hanging b*stards...
We'll keep the white flag flyin' high
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Leeds United
We rule supreme#

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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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we've a nasty reputation for bullying little boys
and for beating up old age pensioners
and for stealing kiddies' toys
we're the perverts of the nation
biggest c***Ts you've ever seen
we're a pack of foul-mouthed ba-star-ds
we're the boys from Hartlepool
HARTLEPOOL, HARTLEPOOL,
we're a pack of foul-mouthed ba-star-ds
we're the boys from Hartlepool

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parmopooly
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Me brother's in borstal
Me sister's got pox
Me mother's a whoo-er
Down 'Artlepool docks
Me uncle's a pervert
Me anunty's gone mad
And Jack the Ripper's me dad!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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Two Little Boys had two little toys........................... rolf

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leedsRslickers
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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#E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up to zero points we go!
When we win promotion
This is what we sing
We are champions, we are champions
Dennis Wise's team! #

Billy lad. I've a fancy for a WACCOE on Rivals. How you fixed?

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HUFC Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:42 am 
We love you Ken Bates we do,
We love you Ken Bates we do,
We love you Ken Bates we do,

Oh keep screwing Leeds will you :grin:
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 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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leedsRslickers wrote:
#E-I-E-I-E-I-O
Up to zero points we go!
When we win promotion
This is what we sing
We are champions, we are champions
Dennis Wise's team! #

Billy lad. I've a fancy for a WACCOE on Rivals. How you fixed?


you know me slix, always got time for a topless WACCOE with you ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Chants for Saturday
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billyisgod wrote:
you know me slix, always got time for a topless WACCOE with you ;)


Clocked it. :wink:

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