Do they experience physical pain when you sit on your arse for five minutes?

Despite knowing that I had to fit a set of injectors to a vehicle this afternoon, she whinged and whinged about a couple of shelves she wanted putting up. To shut her up I did the shelves which left me an hour before I had to go spannering.

“How long before you have to leave?” She says.
“About and Hour” says I.
“That’s good then, you’ve got time to cut the grass before you go”

What followed was a back and forth with me claiming that I was already busy for the next hour. “With what” it retorts. I’m busy relaxing.

I may as well have lit blue touch paper and stood well back.

I want a divorce!!

Get a goat, You,ll be much happier.
Me and our Kid get on great.

Wimminz mindset is still undiscovered territory to me.
Did me knee in on Wednesday when demolishing the ‘love shack’ down the garden with my Makita Saw…..anyway, had to go the hospital on Friday morning and borrowed a walking stick of a mate of hers who go asking in the Lake District (I prefer driving)….anyway as she dropped me off she said…”Don’t you feel daft walking into the Hospital with a walking stick ?”
I said…” It’s a fecking hospital, half the people going in have got a bloody walking stick”…..jeeeez

I said ...." It's a fecking hospital, half the people going in have got a bloody walking stick " . So what you really said is yes dear I do feel a bit of a fool just hope nobody recognises me.

Er…cough…yes …mind you one old bloke hobbled in with a walking stick in his right hand handed over some paperwork and was using it in his left hand as he walked back out Cheeky basteeeed.

That's his PIP getting stopped when DWP check the footage.

What would rather study: Quantum Physics…….or Dare i say………….A Womans Mind/Logic

Now the moaning starts bet none of you would swap her indoors, enjoy your time together while you still have each other,

no wonder the bitches live longer than us. getting a divorce will not help as you,ll find another who will have their own annoying habits which are just different ones.after having 3 of those i should know. wasn,t there a song once which said in the lyrics, why can,t a woman be more like a man. it wasn,t nookie they were on about either.

depends what the swap offer is. mine is available for a 1936 Lagonda or an early post war Humber Super Snipe.

Apparently women think in circles and men think in straight lines…..ask her what’s for tea and instead of telling you chicken …..she’ll take you round the houses and even give you the chickens DNA history.

spot on. you know the punch line 5 minutes before they finish a story. no wonder many of them write books and can pad stories out for a couple of hundred pages when blokes could do the same by under 50 of them. possibly the reason as younger kids lads were better at doing sums and they were better at compositions and any forms of art. many would do everything possible to miss PE and games which for us was the reason we went.

Think its called Scouseology.