Now as the shit show of the 2nd May elections draw to a close and the spectre of the General Elections looms from beyond the dark clouds what would you really like our elected representative to deliver.

No politics please just practical common sense issues.

Here goes for me;

10p deposits on cans, plastic bottles and glass bottles. The streets of Hartlepool would be devoid of them within a week.

Over to you.

No parking charges outside Hospitals

All the parking meters removed from around the town and residents parking permits abolished, they are cash cows, brown bin charge abolished as well. A plan on how they are going to revitalise the shopping centre and what they are going to do with all derelict buildings in the town.

The threat of £1000 fines actually happening to Arseholes who don't pick there dogs shit up.
Scum

Nah Kev a public stoning would be much more fun especially in nice sunny weather in the middle of church street with a brick in one hand and a pint in the other.

All the pubs from my youth that I remember, being re-built, reinstated etc.

Hot weather holidays (or siestas as the Spanish call them) when the temperature gets above 12C

What’s the going rate for cat shit in the flower beds then……although I do have my own personal wardens.

The same concessionary bus and train fares for the whole of the UK not just London Manchester Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.

Just realised….got Ruby from the groomers in Northgate yesterday morning..she wanted out……I followed holding on to her lead as we crossed the road .she suddenly stopped and had a crap right in the middle…..now seeing as the Number 7 bus was coming at me from one direction and a line of cars were coming the other way I thought do I get the poo bag out and pick it up ….or opt for life instead…..I chose life and a council van kindly settled the argument by redistributing it with his tyre.
Scum eh……?

Ya fulla shit as usual

Aye…yer probably right.

Dr and dentist appointments availability when you need it rather than when / if they can fit you in.

The state pension age dropped back to 60 for men & women.

NO
Just Men 60 and Women 65
Let's readjust the inequalities of the past!

Excellent idea!!

Brian Clough, Tony Parry and Ernie Phythian to somehow come back to HUFC.

Put them in stocks,Church Sq.

Sadly for you lot, I represent the ‘ Dog’s Bollock’s Party’ and have to inform you, that you are now on their Hit List.
If out walking, never bend over to fasten a shoe lace or pick up a £1 coin that mysteriously appears in front of you.

pay for doctors appointments but hospital services still under the NHS. might get a better chance of getting one by pricing out the regulars and timewasters they have to deal with.

Yes accrinton - 100% i have said this for years !

there is far too many desires i have and alot of desires that would get me in too much trouble so ill keep out of this one.

but if anything just bring the god damn taxes and base rate back down !

Hang about. The time wasters will mostly be on benefits, so will not pay a penny

thats easy, make em pay out of their benefits. funny as well as there always seems a bigger percentage of the enrichers in the waiting room that there is living in the area of the surgery.

Proper history to be taught in schools

and proper teachers to teach it who teach kids and not their new found friends.

What era, if I remember our history lessons were about the Romans etc,

Kids taught about finance matters, how to get a get a mortgage etc instead of relying on Independent Financial Advisors.

its like these antique programmes that are showing things on them we bought new and crap cars that are now seen as a collectors items where once the only collector of them was the scrap man.

You know and I know any government will not have the balls to do it., mores the pity.

Tesco to explain how they made pre-tax profits of £2.3bn in the times of austerity, up from £882m, while sales rose by 4.4% to £68.2bn in the year to 24 February.

Putting coppers outside pubs where the drink drivers habitually drive from rather than in £100,000 pound Subaru's etc on the motorways where their amazing intuition spots pissed drivers.

Cluster bombs for mosques

Jail and buggering for SAS torturers of innocent Afganees.

Agreed but that leaves you with the problem of proving innocents

Yes. Jail them all because some of them are guilty.

That’s a Beria theory, any relation….?

Mr I started the indiscriminate killing suggestion in this thread.
But the soviets and probably all systems have done it at some stage.

No relation

The Russians have definitely done it at several stages but under Stalin it was horrendous.

Phew, thank God.

I would say any pub with a car park but the there isn’t enough Police available to do this.

And we’re running out of pubs to sit outside of as they close them.

they keep saying there isn,t enough police but if you say something to upset a persons mental health, proved or more likely not, they,d arrive on your front door mob handed.

If Liverpool can have John Lennon airport and Belfast George Best airport why not have Teesside renamed Brian Clough International Airport.

Brian Clough success was in the Midlands, we need a name relating to Teesside which people from the U.K. would associate Teesside with, who is the most famous person born and bred in Teesside and achieved success in or for the area ?

Or Roy Chubby Brown F%£@ing Airport…!

or the andy capp free booze and fags one where men get preference.

Paul Daniels?
The problem with him is the Airport may disappear

Brian London Airport. It will confuse the hell out of the yanks.

Lord Houchen Airport if Tees Valley make a success of it.