Next season:
This fella plays for Tamworth.

'Kin ell - is that walking football?

They say men cant get pregnant.

From that picture he’s the entire defence.

He’ll still be quicker than our midfield trio.

he looks like the average sunday league defender who you know you will get some grief from during a game. mind you he,ll frighten some of ours to death when they see him in the line up.

The chants will be great!

forest green will love to see him and they know vegans can never look like that.

Think his name is Liam Dolman, Defender.

If I’d came up against him I’d have just called him ‘Sir’.

well you have a right attitude to help ronnie in his recruitment bring in like for like next season.

Yes it's LD but he plays mainly midfield, 36 going on 37. so don't think he will playing (much) next season.

FGR won't enjoy visiting Tamworth as they play at the LAMB ground, a no no for them vegans!

Oh I thought it was just "fat bastard"

Using the Terrace definition it's "YOU FAT BASTARD"

I bet he can run faster than our lot

I wonder if he is injured a lot?

Edit. I wonder if he injures a lot.

Apparently he is top of KPs shopping list to replace Featherstone in the summer!!

[quote="Critical Thinking"]Yes it's LD but he plays mainly midfield, 36 going on 37. so don't think he will playing (much) next season.


You mean 36 going on 37 STONE?!

Played centre half against us a week into Watsons tenure as manager, so basically sideshow bobs side. We didn’t lay a finger on him when it was crying out for some pace against him. The other defenders basically covered for him while he swept up anything they missed. Like a poor man’s Steve McNulty. When I saw him warming up I thought it was a fan that had won a prize to experience the warm up with the players.

Tamworth were god awful, just shows how bad the league is that they have won it.

Pleased to hear KP is solving the problem of lack of pace in our midfield.

Just heard a rumour KP has Danny's twin brother lined up for Pools.

Er, like Loan Star said …they’ve won it by a clear margin, so let’s not scoff., they were doing something right

like having a team on the pitch and not 11 individuals who might be better players.

I reckon some Pools players theme song should be…’I did it MY way’…bollocks to the manager.

mind you i bet i,m not the only one on here who did it there way in an everyday job because the manager spoke a load of bollocks and asked em to do something they new was stupid because of their experiance in the job. nobody really likes a yes man.

The triumph of teamwork over talent.
You get points for winning, not entertainment value and football success is measured in points by combining the two, but team work must always come first.

If you acted in employment like this lot have, you’d be out of business, but if your manager gave you a specific instruction, you might disagree but you’d do it.

My ode to any underperforming football team.
To the tune of …..My Way….or…… ‘We did it our way.’



And now, the season’s done,
And we’ve avoided relegation,
So celebrate you fans,
We felt like we, were a sensation.
We played, as we saw fit,
The manager’s demanded their say,
Ignoring their advice,
We played it Our way.


Yes there were times,
When you fans you knew,
We weren’t performing,there for you,
But after all, when we got beat,
We didn’t lose a lot of sleep,
We played the game, it’s down the drain,
We played it our way.


Regrets, who gives a toss?
But then again there’s none to mention,
We did, what we shouldn’t do,
Ignore the managers intention.
We played the way we play, cos we know best,
There’s nowt more to left to say
The fan’s don’t understand we did it our way.

Take a bow Snowy

Ullo Jon gotta a new motor….

Now there’s lyrics for you, it’s like the minutes of a psychiatrists convention.

Still skinnier than Nathan Luscombe….the player Jordan Henderson could have been !

We need a photo than Luscombe

I think he is the replacement for the burn valley roundabout.

I was thinking of sinking him adjacent to the Heugh Breakwater….that should do the job.