I wonder if they practice rolling around in training sessions

Why don't they use VAR and retrospectively yellow card them for simulation?

They must be members of the Stuntman’s Union…they must also be in possession of some miracle powers as they recover miraculously from near death injuries to full health as soon as the free kicks been awarded.

Some of them have ridiculous haircuts too.

Bankers

They should change the rule so that the trainer has to come on and then they have to leave the pitch for a full minute every time a player rolls around like they've been shot.

For me everytime a players rolls over more than twice (which is still one roll to many ) he should be booked and the free kick awarded against him.

can add thumping the ground in sheer agony and a minute later they are running around as if nothing happened. when i got clattered i went down like a bag of 12 stone shite flat. wonder if they trip up in the street they do some rolling gymnastic moves then. tommy widderingtons lad was quite good at this on saturday and would have gained the RADA man of the match.