I'm just

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:55 am

going up Tesco's for a loaf and some milk.

Anybody want owt??

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22553

Get me some soft botty wet wipes will you.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22553

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Could you pick us up a Goblin Meat Pudding please Kev? The blue-tinned one? :grin:

Good point! Grab me a fray bentos while you're there.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:03 am

Sounds like a lot of chew for a loaf and some milk!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:06 am

I know, but every little helps..... :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22553

Could you use my car and fill it up while you're there. A shot of oil and water wouldn't kill the job while you're at it. Oh and nip into Wilkos and get me some dog chews.

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cool, I need some nappies, size 4+ Maxi, pampers, don't get own brand variety as they leak. I would like a pack pf Henry Wintermans Half Coronas and a bottle of Wild Turkey. :laugh:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cool, I need some nappies, size 4+ Maxi, pampers, don't get own brand variety as they leak. I would like a pack pf Henry Wintermans Half Coronas and a bottle of Wild Turkey. :laugh:

You planning on wooing the wife tonight?

Do you have bluetooth on your phone, I can send you the video of our last Cigar and Whisky night in. The nappies are for the day after

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:25 pm

Right.

Mr Gloves - £1.30 please for your Peoples Friend
Mr Glasses - £0.30 for your Goblin Meat Pudding. I thought you were on a diet fat barabbas in case you die??
Mr Atweazle - £1.94 for your baby oil, no marrows so I got you a cucumber - £0.64
Mr Irrelevant - £0.75 for your moist botty wipes, £54.58 for your petrol and £7.99 for your 20/50. Also £1.32 for your Fray Bentos please.
Mr Offshore - £1.04 for your Brains Faggots.
Mr Antithesis - £4.98 for your Pampers, £0.45 for your half coronas and no wild turkey I'm afraid so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

Have I missed anybody??

Pay up you fcukers or I'll send the lads round. Except to Mr Atweazle's they aren't safe there....

:evil:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:37 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:39 pm

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:11 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

Probably just as well, it's over-priced if you ask me!

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

oi, heathen? heathen? I'll give you uncultured and uncivilized but irreligious? me? I love god me, he's a top boy.

now on the subject of wild turkey, the point to which I presume you make the slur on, I bet your a "I'm middle class cos I drink glenfiddich" type person aren't you? SUCKER

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

I love god me, he's a top boy.

You really must stop calling Dibble God. Dibble is not God, he's just a very naughty boy.

well he is god over here, or is that dog? I'm always getting my wucking fords mixed up

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:55 pm

the antitheist wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

oi, heathen? heathen? I'll give you uncultured and uncivilized but irreligious? me? I love god me, he's a top boy.

now on the subject of wild turkey, the point to which I presume you make the slur on, I bet your a "I'm middle class cos I drink glenfiddich" type person aren't you? SUCKER

Oh right, well I know now don't I?? 'Cos you told me.... :roll:

I don't drink whisky, unless it's Jack Daniels which isn't really whisky is it?? Jocks drink whisky and everyone knows that a jock is just a Geordie with his brains kicked out. :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:20 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

I don't drink whisky

now you tell me........ :roll:

remember my 'whats yer favourite drink' thing...?? :wink:

you said fanny batter :roll:

hows one supposed to get a pint of that eh?

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Karl Marx wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

so I got you a bottle of Tesco Special Reserve Japanes Rotgut for £11.99.

I'll take that off your hands!

Sorry mate you should have said, it's for that heathen that works with Dibble. :? :sweet:

I love god me, he's a top boy.

You really must stop calling Dibble God. Dibble is not God, he's just a very naughty boy.

well he is god over here, or is that dog? I'm always getting my wucking fords mixed up

That was funny because you know what you did? When explaining how you get your words mixed up, you actually mixed up the words "f**king" and "words".

Funny! If I could say the word "f**king" with two asterisks instead of a u and a c, then I'd be as funny as you.

I can never tell when your being sarcarstic as you are a master at hiding it in the clever wording wot u right. Tell me, when the real newspapers and magazines called, did you not agree to write for them out of some principle you have or were you simply not good enough?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:42 pm

Salty wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

I don't drink whisky

now you tell me........ :roll:

remember my 'whats yer favourite drink' thing...?? :wink:

you said fanny batter :roll:

hows one supposed to get a pint of that eh?

It's easy if you squeeze hard enough!! :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:46 pm

squeeze what? :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:47 pm

Salty wrote:

squeeze what? :shock:

Whatever you're trying to get a pint of fanny batter out of, silly...... :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:52 pm

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

I'm actually a Planning Engineer and a Senior one at that. After that I can get to be Planning manager and maybe move on to project manager, who knows? if I get my head down and work hard there is nothing stopping me

Tell me more about this Heyday you had? Did you do the Spitfire on the Moon thing? or was it the alien found in stockport one. Where can I find your back catologue of hard hitting inspirational articles from the world press?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:29 pm

Planning Engineer! :laugh:

Planning Manager! :laugh:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr Ripper wrote:

Planning Engineer! :laugh:

Planning Manager! :laugh:

and this from a jobbing QS, how's the irrelevent spreadsheet coming along? :laugh:

also, were you not spotted recently in your plus fours?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:39 pm

the antitheist wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Planning Engineer! :laugh:

Planning Manager! :laugh:

and this from a jobbing QS, how's the irrelevent spreadsheet coming along? :laugh:

also, were you not spotted recently in your plus fours?

Trying to match it up with the Suretrak programme in which the planner shows no signs of actually being connected to the real world in any way is not easy.

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

I'm actually a Planning Engineer and a Senior one at that. After that I can get to be Planning manager and maybe move on to project manager, who knows? if I get my head down and work hard there is nothing stopping me

Tell me more about this Heyday you had? Did you do the Spitfire on the Moon thing? or was it the alien found in stockport one. Where can I find your back catologue of hard hitting inspirational articles from the world press?

No, I was unfortunate enough to witness the aftermath of Lockerbie and Dunblane - and then plan the coverage for the Daily Express. I've also held senior positions on the Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday and Daily Star.

Good luck with your planning moves, I've heard that nothing stops you once you get your head down.

I witnessed it too, it was on the telly being reported on by successful reporters and in the press by real papers. I think I did say REAL papers so your womans magazine the express is out.

By the way, is this a bite :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:45 pm

the antitheist wrote:

... alien found in stockport ...

Did he answer to the name Jon?

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:46 pm

Salty is a Visual Facilitator there's no glass ceiling for him!! :wink:

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Mr Ripper wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Planning Engineer! :laugh:

Planning Manager! :laugh:

and this from a jobbing QS, how's the irrelevent spreadsheet coming along? :laugh:

also, were you not spotted recently in your plus fours?

Trying to match it up with the Suretrak programme in which the planner shows no signs of actually being connected to the real world in any way is not easy.

good retort, love your thread on that panorama programme, a real boon that one.

I'm not sure your sentence above makes sense, maybe our superjourno can decipher it for us but I think you meant that you don't find your job very easy. Stick at though fella, maybe one day you will get up senior qs, or commercial manager, then you will be flying. you might want to have a word with your planners if they are still on suretrak as it's very dated and doesn't integrate cost very well, although if you do that they may no longer require the number cruncher :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:50 pm

the antitheist wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

the antitheist wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Planning Engineer! :laugh:

Planning Manager! :laugh:

and this from a jobbing QS, how's the irrelevent spreadsheet coming along? :laugh:

also, were you not spotted recently in your plus fours?

Trying to match it up with the Suretrak programme in which the planner shows no signs of actually being connected to the real world in any way is not easy.

good retort, love your thread on that panorama programme, a real boon that one.

I'm not sure your sentence above makes sense, maybe our superjourno can decipher it for us but I think you meant that you don't find your job very easy. Stick at though fella, maybe one day you will get up senior qs, or commercial manager, then you will be flying. you might want to have a word with your planners if they are still on suretrak as it's very dated and doesn't integrate cost very well, although if you do that they may no longer require the number cruncher :wink:

I would love to get them to upgrade, as in reality it would remove the need for planners before QS's as any fool can type numbers into a super-dooper bit of software but we are needed in order to interpret the contract in the most favourable way that allows us to screw both subbies and clients and thus pay the wages of the incompetent planning department.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:57 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

screw both subbies and clients and thus pay the wages of the incompetent planning department.

He said it!!! He said it!!!

A QS finally said, in writing that they screw Joe Soap!!

Re-write part S!!

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:00 pm

my job isnt important, but i am good at it, which is possibly one of the most pathetic boasts ever uttered

i am quite depressed

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Listen rip me old china doll, how do you think I get to post 60 posts in one day on here? Because my job is too easy and you can do it your sleep, I get paid for coming in and nothing more. Let's put this one to bed now as I fear I might need to enquire about you two-bob bridge and see how difficult it is to juggle that £50. :sweet:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:02 pm

gizza job

someone.....anyone!!

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:02 pm

Salty wrote:

gizza job

someone.....anyone!!

seriously

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:03 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Salty wrote:

my job isnt important, but i am good at it, which is possibly one of the most pathetic boasts ever uttered

i am quite depressed

Salty I love you.............I always have and always will.

Bet your not depressed now. :uhoh:

I remember being a mod once and D E L E T I N G one of your posts
you didnt love me then!! :laugh:

gizza job

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:05 pm

Salty wrote:

gizza job

someone.....anyone!!

seriously

preferably with a company car

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Salty wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

Salty wrote:

my job isnt important, but i am good at it, which is possibly one of the most pathetic boasts ever uttered

i am quite depressed

Salty I love you.............I always have and always will.

Bet your not depressed now. :uhoh:

I remember being a mod once and D E L E T I N G one of your posts
you didnt love me then!! :laugh:

gizza job

Have mine, it's crap like

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:06 pm

do I get a car with it?

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:08 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

Salty wrote:

Mr ADG wrote:

Salty wrote:

my job isnt important, but i am good at it, which is possibly one of the most pathetic boasts ever uttered

i am quite depressed

Salty I love you.............I always have and always will.

Bet your not depressed now. :uhoh:

I remember being a mod once and D E L E T I N G one of your posts
you didnt love me then!! :laugh:

gizza job

Which one you tw@t. :shock:

one on hangems music game thing
you were in the wrong with a double post and i comitted the crime of cleaning it up!

ballistic you went! :laugh:

about this job........and car.....

seriously

the antitheist · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:58 am **Posts:** 243

Salty wrote:

do I get a car with it?

well no, but you can have mine, as long as I can walk to the bookies I won't need it when I am out of work :)

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:11 pm

you aren't taking me seriously!

I'm not some Yosser Hughes type loser you know!!

I really do need a job [cos cleaning windows sucks and is playing havoc with my arthritis], and I don't have a car anymore....

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:30 pm

the antitheist wrote:

Listen rip me old china doll, how do you think I get to post 60 posts in one day on here? Because my job is too easy and you can do it your sleep, I get paid for coming in and nothing more. Let's put this one to bed now as I fear I might need to enquire about you two-bob bridge and see how difficult it is to juggle that £50. :sweet:

Ah but it's not just a bridge job though is it.

It's also a training camp for the national crane display team. :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36265

Mr Ripper wrote:

Ah but it's not just a bridge job though is it.

It's also a training camp for the national crane display team. :grin:

Are they like the Red Arrows .....?

I'm just

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