So you strung him along

I was just glad he didn’t go climbing up ladders, that would have been fun.

linesmen who give the impression of trying to prove something when they go out in a short sleeved shirt on a cold night with rain in the air when players who are constantly running about have at least two shirts on and some wearing gloves. know one FL linesman who bought a shirt two sizes too big to put a thick sweater underneath when the weather was cold.

Old people and fat people in " terror machines " motoring along kerbs and around the town centre on full throttle. Get to foook out my way you horrible pedestrians.

It’s worse when they think they’re driving a car and trundle down the road with the batteries straining, worst I saw was one bloke driving up Newburn Bridge to Seaton oblivious to the queue behind him in Kamikaze style.
You also see 40 something chavs using them just because they’re lazy, even doubling up with the driver standing and the passenger reclining in cramped comfort.

It's a joke what they get away with but not all of them are nut jobs. We have one in our street she is about 40 yrs old lives with her parents and is well over weight through sheer greed. Her dad bought her the killing machine because she would not go anywhere without a taxi. She gets mammy n daddy to buy her a takeaway every single night and I am not joking. It all started around 8 yrs ago when she was around 10 stone she left her boyfriend and moved back in with her
parents. She must be 30 stone now and is slowly killing herself helped by blind love of the parents. Do these machines need insurance

Them bastads who fly by you on an electric bike with a metre to spare.

there is one that takes her kid on the back of hers to school every morning. they have one thing in common, they are both vastly overweight. just wish we could get back to basics as only those registered as disabled are able to purchase them. they even loan the bloody things out at a norfolk seaside resort i know of and guess other places do the same. next thing will be that golfers are not allowed to walk the course but go from shot to shot via a buggy.

See the golfers on the course up at North Gare and some of them those remote control trolleys for their clubs.

next thing is they,ll employ a robot to play so they can stay in the clubhouse.

Clutching their ‘joysticks’.

Idiots driving down the motorway in sports cars with the roof down when clearly there is a fair chance of it raining. I remember a few years back when stuck in a traffic jam on A1 near Wetherby a young lad in a car with the roof down and and music blasting when all of a sudden the heavens opened. I was behind him and a row of Newcastle United buses on his right. The fans absolutely destroyed him but the funny thing was he just sat there getting soaked and didn’t even try to close the roof. He was wearing sunglasses which he also kept wearing despite the water running down his face. I reckon it was the drive of shame. Wouldn't mind but no sign of sunshine crazy stupid posh kid

Remember back in 84 driving down to London one Friday evening in January and it was sooooo cold that that there was no ice, just dry as hell….pulled into Grantham services to get something to eat and on driving out was a seagull roosting on the exit road …I approached it and it stayed put, the wife said keep driving it’ll soon move sonI did and there was two bumps like driving obverse a brick…stopped, got out and despite a wonky head it was still there frozen stiff to the road and dead as a dodo.

It's a bit like these young guns in middle of winter.
Shorts n t shirts on.
But they got to show their tattoos off to think there hard as fcuk.

Spot on Kev…down Seaton there’s the tattooed leg brigade flaunting their pointless scribblings in shorts even in the snow….worse still some duffer in his mid 70’s with a couple of gothic scare faces on his calve’s ( which he can’t see) begs the question why?
Funny how when fashion blows it’s bugle there’s always those ready to join the parade of the gullible.

Spot on Kev…down Seaton there’s the tattooed leg brigade flaunting their pointless scribblings in shorts even in the snow….worse still some duffer in his mid 70’s with a couple of gothic scare faces on his calve’s ( which he can’t see) begs the question why?
Funny how when fashion blows it’s bugle there’s always those ready to join the parade of the gullible.[/quote]
fashion has to start somewhere and have always wondered who started it for tattoos and now beards where not too long ago hardly anyone had either.

One went past me on Cleveland Road yesterday…just an ordinary bloody bike….no helmet, no reg, no insurance, no lights …. and a ski mask

its because its electrically propelled mode of transport and anything electric will get a free ride from the authorities. there were petrol scooters around for years but could only be used on private land but no quicker than the electric ones. shows health and safety comes a poor second where things powered by electricity come into it. if a batch of buses seemed to have a problem behind them like just one catching on fire the whole lot would have been garaged till an enquiry took place on them. with electric ones you,d need multiple deaths before they take a serious look at them.

Worst thing is the police ignore them

Best part is that governments of all persuasions think E Scooters are a viable mode of transport for the masses, feck me they’d be more deadly than the V1 doodlebugs Hitler was launching….just bloody Chav chariots.

The government want rid of cars for the masses. That's why they allow this madness with E Scooters. Get on ya bike just like the " old crow " once told us to do. They have private Jets and we will have scooters bikes buses and trains.

until i passed by driving test there was no car in the house. however at that time public transport was more frequant and much cheaper to use. you did not need to know everything about train fares as you just popped down to your nearest train station and get a train to anywhere without multiple changes. you did not have to plan a journey weeks in advance either. they can have my car tomorrow if we got back to a similar situation as todays driving is just a complete hassle of roadworks, speed cameras and drivers who just do not concentrate but expect you to do. then you arrive at your destination only to find you cannot park anywhere as the powers that be have made the sodding parking meters cashless.

And it's not by accident Accy. Massive increases in fuel / insurance / parking / speed cameras / zone payments & fines.

yes, you do not need to ban anything, just price people out of the market. anyone else have had their insurance renuwal come in recently. mine doubled for no reason i can think of and with shopping around and phone calls i,m paying 100 quid more than last year.

Remember the ‘ZIL’ lanes in Russia on the roads were ZIL limousines carrying government officials were only allowed to use them and you”d get a bit more than a fine if you did.
Well we’re doing the same here because only the chosen and wealthy will have the finance or privilege to have a car, like you say they price you out.
The open road, the drive out will disappear and it’ll be all your fault they’ll claim, they’re political Puritans/Spartists, seriously devout zombies who enjoy stopping people enjoying them selves and we let them
The system is educating it’s young for their new role of saving the planet and other loony theories…all dissent is attacked and even now they play withus in an Orwellian manner to make us deny reality and say 2+2=5….and people are meekly complying.

People who smoke throwing butt's on the floor.

These adverts for women’s sanitary products on the telly, nowt worse if you’re having your tea on a tray and this stuff pops up….or out

Advertising men's pull up big boy piss pants whatever next on shitt t.v.

Face schrapnel. Not sure how sticking metal in your face makes you more attractive . Every time I see someone with a ring through their nostril I think of a hand grenade.

Yeah there was a woman on breakfast TV saying I can't afford to feed my kids while sporting about 20 nose, lip, eyebrow and ear piercings, sure just stop puncturing your face and you probably could do.

Ordering a pint of lager and the barmaid says me just have to go and change the barrel.
5 mins later get ya pint.

Makes you feel like pulling & exploding

Only way thing it’s going to attract is a magnet.

You're not wrong - particularly the one with the fat bird ice skating - turns my stomach every time FFS!

Very true Kettering it's horrendous for anyone to see

Best of all is the advert for the bloke with ‘erectile dysfunction’…..just as he ‘s about to relieve his ’tensions’ he ‘deflates’, then they show a woman’s hand open and a man’s hand squeezes a peanut sized blob of gel into her hand…at that point the wife intercedes and says …”She’s gonna end up with a stiff hand because the girls hand alone should do the job, gel or no gel.” then she swore.

I am glad I am not Scottish because I definitely would have struggled to wear a skirt sorry kilt. One of my best pals wears his kilt with pride at every opportunity particularly weddings and does look very smart but its not for me thank you.

My DNA test said I was 31% Scottish….nearly a third …would I have to wear a mini kilt

Another issue they blow on a pipe

Aw no, now that’s just tooooooooo much

I keep telling that to my pal but he likes the blow pipe

People who put the bins out the night before when the weather is blowing a gale. Next day the street is covered with beer cans serial boxes and smelly nappies and then fools like me go out and collect it in then put it in my bloody empty bin. Then I hineret the problem because I have to be careful for a week and break up my rubbish into small pieces to get it in my bin.

possibly if they had designed them better that would not have happened. suely wider at the bottom than the top would have helped with more weight there.

Nah, if the bottoms wider than the top it can jam when being emptied if the bin’s compacted.

I don't know why the wheelie bins don't have some type of latch that could be twisted to lock the lid down. This would surely stop the streets of the UK getting in such a poor state.

kevin pooles gloves would soon find a way round it.

with pride or at pride or both.

Both

Over 18’s on skateboards. It’s not a lifestyle….Grow up!