What the feck is happening inside this club. Are they throwing a dice to decide who they're going to appoint as Manager.

Maybe it's best of three or five throws.

My sauce tells me that they've gone to sudden death in Rock, Paper, Scissors

Apparently Billy Horner is haggling for a Nissan Leaf, as Grey's Museum have lost the keys to the Datsun

New entry at 25/1 is Gus di Lella!!! Seriously!

Get into them…

Latest update - All 3 have gone paper- I'm hearing you could cut the tension with a knife.....




..............If only one of them had gone Scissors!

Billy has just called for a Time out- he's asked for the Trainer to provide him with a rub down, with a damp Northern Echo!


In the words of the late great Sid Waddell-
'Ya cudnee get more excitement in here (there), than if Elvis walked in and asked for a Chip Butty!'

We need a winner tonight....

When will the Blue and White smoke come out of the appointments chimney at the Vic……this is getting tedious.

Could be Ian Bogie now, let throw everyone into the hat...

I seriously think Raj, Monks and co are seriously taking the piss out of the fans. Two crunch games coming up that could well define the future of HUFC and two days left for any incumbent to meet the players and attempt to make a real difference - yet still these clowns procrastinate

Has Uncle Tom Cobley’s name come up yet.

Any one got a light or a box of matches?

Danny the Physio has just come back from Morrisons garage with kindling and a couple of logs- to send the smoke up. They didn't have any lighters and the club box of matches got wet after they got left on top of Dave the Groundsmans lawnmower.

Both Brown and Red sauces have been injuncted as to the identity of the winner of Sudden death Rock Paper Scissors until the smoke has gone up!

Unconfirmed early indications and a body language expert have indicated it's unlikely to be Billy Horner - Pools refused to install a charging point For the Nissan Leaf and counter offered a twelve year old Nissan Note - No Datsun, No (be) Leaf- and Billy could have finally left on a sour Note!

Raj should appoint himself, would be unreal craic

Hopefully he'll get a Sweet and Sour chicken on way home to sweeten himself up

Kev has turned it down length of contract and only allowed to sign loans.

We are fooked totally fooked

So he was never getting the job?

WHAT? - You said it was a done deal -FFS!

With those restrictions you cant imagine any decent candidate would want the job. I am now expecting either no appointment this week at least or some gadgie no one has heard of.

Come on Raj, announce Sweeney ably assisted by Lennie Lawrence!

Whoever it is will undoubtedly have been our Number 1 target and bravely fought off a high class field

David 'Hodgey' Hodgson - that would really upset us ALL

I’ve heard from a reliable source it Tony Lawrence and Lenny Sweeney, swop the surnames and no on’s any the wiser.

Phillips anyone? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hodcroft used to say "when you read it on the official Site you can start believing it"

Trying to give them up but thanks anyway.

Might as well make gladys the tea lady the manager, whoever it is wont be manager long.

Joking aside, all this turmoil is pretty poor preparation for a very important game on Saturday. Players heads will be all over the place and as we know they dont need much excuse to put in a rubbish performance.

Might not be such a bad idea. Maybe a big bosomed matronly figure with a sharp tongue and fiery breath maybe just the thing our players need to galvanise the buggers into some short of shape.
Go for it Gladys.

Pinch of salt needed, Too many details.

Maybe the NEW manager will be watching Saturday, With the players suitably informed.

Pool’s new manager…’The Man who never Was’…has the makings of a film.

Anne Heggarty.

Lets be honest she cant do any worse, m8ght even motivate them.

Ever had the nightmare where you’re strapped in your seats and find out your pilot is blind and the so called co-pilot’s aircraft experience is with Airfix when he was 12.
Prayer is all we have left, I‘ve tried it several times and got the deaf ear treatment, not a good outlook is it.

Which direction should I point my telescope

there might be an unemployed football manager spotted at some service station on their way to the ground. could get press ganged and his family held hostage till he agrees a deal.

According to Tees ( not heard it myself ) When LL being interviewed, KP was mentioned and LL, Laughed.

I’ve been scouring the sky’s but there’s no sign of his personal jet circling Greatham International Airport.

Maybe it's Hopkirk (Deceased), in his white suit-
He's already been appointed- just no one can see him!

I'm not surprised Lennie laughed - Kevin Peterson was a phenomenal talent at cricket - not sure he has what it takes to manage Pools!

Your bored.................................................................Like me.

The Messiah had something else to do..
Obviously.

On his way

Is Super Kev an alternative name for our very own Kevin Poole's Gloves?

So’s Santa….and he looks more likely to appear first.

I,ve heard today KP will be announced over the Weekend, Just passing it on.

That’s just nuts.

As said just pasing on, we will see, Past caring.

Thanks for the updates Gray you can only pass on what your told and that's fine by me

I think you missed my attempted humour, wasnt meant to be a criticism, always appreciate insider info..

Insider info i wish, Sorry did miss the humour,

What you don't know is that they've sneaked him in via Shotton Intercontinental and he's staying at The Chimneys in Blackhall tonight.

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