Pools v Oxonium Predicto

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:34 pm

0-2 Josh

Chants of "Bring back Askey" are heard from the NWC.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Oxford fans (all 8 of them) are heard singing "We're winning away. We're winning away. How shit must you be, we're winning away".

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6678

4 - 0

ZNB12 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:50 pm **Posts:** 1121

I predict

It be cold and dark.

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

4-0 up in 13 minutes

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

ToTheHartlepool2-0 wrote:

4-0 up in 13 minutes

But then Pools score 4 to nick a point from a very unpromising position.

fckpoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:56 pm **Posts:** 194

Danny the physio steps up as manager because Sweens really doesn't fancy it. Manni O gets sent off in the third minute for cropping their center forward who's clean through after a miss hit Oxford lob over the top. They score from the penalty. About 5 minutes later I get the live stream up and running (although it's not actually live - it's 5 minutes behind - so I already know Oxford have scored from checking facebook. Bastards).

Down to ten men Danny Tells Featherstone to drop back. Featherstone likes this and starts pinging sideways and backwards balls all over the place. A couple of them land at Fergusons feet (because he's waving, shouting and pointing and stuff) . One he literally trips over, the other just tamely goes under his foot and out of play.

Danny goes "F'ck this - you're shit Fergusson give the armband to the French bloke with the dodgy hamstring!".

Buoyed by his promotion Anthony Mancini runs Oxford ragged scoring two himself and then setting one up that even the newly recalled Chris Wreh can't miss (it goes in off his shin, a defender, the ref, then his shin again - It was actually a pass across goal from a perfect scoring position - but whatever).

Oxford get a corner in the 85th minute and we just give them the goal because we can't be bothered with the corner (because what's the point?). 3-2.

in the 89th minute Joe Grey waltzes around the entire Oxford midfield and defence - should have a shot on goal - but lays it off to Lacey who passes it to Ferguson. And he trips over the ball.

The referee plays 19 minutes of stoppage time during which the live stream freezes. Oxford bombard Dixon (who - to be honest, hasn't put a foot wrong all game).

They don't score though because they're shit.

Final score Hartlepool 3 Oxford 2

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

2-1 defeat, followed by the news Mancini has been sold for 50k (plus adding) to Stockport

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

fckpoolie wrote:

Danny the physio steps up as manager because Sweens really doesn't fancy it. Manni O gets sent off in the third minute for cropping their center forward who's clean through after a miss hit Oxford lob over the top. They score from the penalty. About 5 minutes later I get the live stream up and running (although it's not actually live - it's 5 minutes behind - so I already know Oxford have scored from checking facebook. Bastards).

Down to ten men Danny Tells Featherstone to drop back. Featherstone likes this and starts pinging sideways and backwards balls all over the place. A couple of them land at Fergusons feet (because he's waving, shouting and pointing and stuff) . One he literally trips over, the other just tamely goes under his foot and out of play.

Danny goes "F'ck this - you're shit Fergusson give the armband to the French bloke with the dodgy hamstring!".

Buoyed by his promotion Anthony Mancini runs Oxford ragged scoring two himself and then setting one up that even the newly recalled Chris Wreh can't miss (it goes in off his shin, a defender, the ref, then his shin again - It was actually a pass across goal from a perfect scoring position - but whatever).

Oxford get a corner in the 85th minute and we just give them the goal because we can't be bothered with the corner (because what's the point?). 3-2.

in the 89th minute Joe Grey waltzes around the entire Oxford midfield and defence - should have a shot on goal - but lays it off to Lacey who passes it to Ferguson. And he trips over the ball.

The referee plays 19 minutes of stoppage time during which the live stream freezes. Oxford bombard Dixon (who - to be honest, hasn't put a foot wrong all game).

They don't score though because they're shit.

Final score Hartlepool 3 Oxford 2

Where did you get the script of my wet dream from?..apart from them not scoring and us scoring six.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

fckpoolie wrote:

Danny the physio steps up as manager because Sweens really doesn't fancy it. Manni O gets sent off in the third minute for cropping their center forward who's clean through after a miss hit Oxford lob over the top. They score from the penalty. About 5 minutes later I get the live stream up and running (although it's not actually live - it's 5 minutes behind - so I already know Oxford have scored from checking facebook. Bastards).

Down to ten men Danny Tells Featherstone to drop back. Featherstone likes this and starts pinging sideways and backwards balls all over the place. A couple of them land at Fergusons feet (because he's waving, shouting and pointing and stuff) . One he literally trips over, the other just tamely goes under his foot and out of play.

Danny goes "F'ck this - you're shit Fergusson give the armband to the French bloke with the dodgy hamstring!".

Buoyed by his promotion Anthony Mancini runs Oxford ragged scoring two himself and then setting one up that even the newly recalled Chris Wreh can't miss (it goes in off his shin, a defender, the ref, then his shin again - It was actually a pass across goal from a perfect scoring position - but whatever).

Excellent prediction. Just one error. We wont see Lacey in a Pools shirt tell about March or early April if at all. The rest of it spot on.

Oxford get a corner in the 85th minute and we just give them the goal because we can't be bothered with the corner (because what's the point?). 3-2.

in the 89th minute Joe Grey waltzes around the entire Oxford midfield and defence - should have a shot on goal - but lays it off to Lacey who passes it to Ferguson. And he trips over the ball.

The referee plays 19 minutes of stoppage time during which the live stream freezes. Oxford bombard Dixon (who - to be honest, hasn't put a foot wrong all game).

They don't score though because they're shit.

Final score Hartlepool 3 Oxford 2

Excellent and entirely possible except for one small error. Lacey wont be seen in a Pools shirt till March or early April if at all.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18928

the post match riots on clarence road will be remembered for generations to come and a group of escaped monkeys will get their revenge on someone in club colours leaving the cauldron of hate. previously play was held up as they had to clear the pitch of disgarded season tickets and the half time draw gave the winner the choice of cash or the managers job.

harrogatepoolie · **Joined:** Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:35 pm **Posts:** 1126

Wrong thread 1-1

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5380

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Excellent and entirely possible except for one small error. Lacey wont be seen in a Pools shirt till March or early April if at all.

Replicating last season almost to the day. Mr Lacey turns out for Pools till the back end of October when it starts to get a bit parky, then knocks it on the head for the duration. Must be a nice life.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Flying Hogans wrote:

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Excellent and entirely possible except for one small error. Lacey wont be seen in a Pools shirt till March or early April if at all.

Replicating last season almost to the day. Mr Lacey turns out for Pools till the back end of October when it starts to get a bit parky, then knocks it on the head for the duration. Must be a nice life.

Yep. Got admire the audacity.

Eiphos_3 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 4:00 pm

In Reality...

it wont and cant be a 0-0. We will concede and yet again it will be poor.

however...

We start the game with one upfront, a Mr Joe Grey. Works tirelessly and is always being hounded by their 2 CBs.
Mancini Starts and simply is ripping the back end out of their counterpart midfielders. Nothing really sets the 2 sides apart going into the break apart from a missed free header at the back post by their man. We cant defend set pieces so im guessing their goal will come from that.

2nd half Lenny has given the lads a Fishermans Friend each and whiff of his flat cap on the way out. The lads are pumped and we change formation. Hastie now accompanies Grey up top. As useless has his runs are and lack of end product he finally gets the break and smashes one down the keepers throat, fumbles and rebounds into the net. Pools 1-0. They get one back through some shite play and we all Boo the Vic down !

last 10 and Mancini whips a top bins out of no where to secure us the 3 points ! THE END !

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Wed Jan 03, 2024 4:10 pm

They will score.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5380

Starting line-up announced on X as
Dixon
Stephenson Hendrie Onarisie Ferguson

Wallace Featherstone Crawford Cooke

Mancini Grey

Subs: Jameson, Pruti, Paterson, Hancox, Hastie

So no place in the matchday squad for Dolan (as if!). Bit of a risk starting 3 players who have been out a while and only working their way back to fitness.

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

2-2 @ 11-1 on B365

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 4:29 pm

25 minutes gone and they still haven't scored....they must be shite!

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

we are clearly way better than them, and only lack a cutting edge only a matter of time until we score....

.....we are going to lose 1-0 arent we?

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

cant fault how we are playing gven the personnel available to us, the quality of opposition though is very poor--just a case of can we find a breakthrough

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 4:40 pm

Wallace is crap!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 4:49 pm

Mancini looks shattered, he ain't going to last

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

Scores on the door at half time;

Attacks 48 - 45
Dangerous attacks 23 - 19
Shots 12 - 1
On target 1 - 0
Possession 50 - 50
Corners 2 - 1
Yellows 1 - 0 (Stephenson)

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 4:55 pm

If we aren't capable of beating this lot we don't deserve to stay up, they are shocking how did we lose 5-2 to them?

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

yeh Mancini has gt another 15 mins in him tops....Wallace isnt shite, just doesnt add as much value against the weaker teams where we dominate,,,,not sure how we score but the oppo is shite

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7072

Hate to say this, 0-0 till added time Oxford score from a set piece, Hignett talking Pools up, kiss of death, he has done this in the past and Pools got beat !

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

Yes

1 up

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

get in there....all Mancini work!

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

would put Hancox on for Mancini so we canget some minutes out ofhim Tuesday

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

2-0 brilliant from Mancini again

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

almost 3, Mancini with the almost assist again....this lad should be nowhere near the conference

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

2-1
abysmal goal from a corner

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 5:39 pm

Really FFS!!!! This lot are fooking useless

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

can we get cooke off for hancox please....just walking about

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 5:46 pm

Grey 10 yard start and ......shite.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 5:53 pm

Come the end of this season wherever we finish up I'd clear the whole lot out apart from one.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

harder than it should have been but 3 points

credit to Grey, he put a real shift in and will sleep well tonight

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Sat Jan 06, 2024 6:00 pm

loyal_fan wrote:

harder than it should have been but 3 points

credit to Grey, he put a real shift in and will sleep well tonight

but I bet he doesn't score.

barriewardrobe3 · **Joined:** Tue May 17, 2022 6:25 pm **Posts:** 303

Finally...

ltr · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am **Posts:** 818

A much needed win against admittedly poor opposition. Mancini a class above everyone else. Should have won much more comfortably than we did.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5380

Hard to say if a corner has been turned because Oxford City were very, very poor. Would Pools have won without Mancini? It's debatable. Still, great to have Crawford back. Joe Grey worked his socks off (but will know better than anyone he should have had a hat-trick).

Amazing to have 3,500 Poolies in again and it's a long way from being all season ticket holders.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5380

Hartleblue wrote:

Wallace is crap!

Hard to argue with on today's showing

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Critical Thinking wrote:

Scores on the door at half time;

Attacks 48 - 45
Dangerous attacks 23 - 19
Shots 12 - 1
On target 1 - 0
Possession 50 - 50
Corners 2 - 1
Yellows 1 - 0 (Stephenson)

Do you have scores for full time?

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Did Manci go off because of fatigue or was he injured?

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Critical Thinking wrote:

Scores on the door at half time;

Attacks 48 - 45
Dangerous attacks 23 - 19
Shots 12 - 1
On target 1 - 0
Possession 50 - 50
Corners 2 - 1
Yellows 1 - 0 (Stephenson)

Do you have scores for full time?

I was waiting on the final 10 mins to write the scores down but my next neighbour called round and asked if I could help him move some furniture upstairs. Time that I got back indoors the game had finished and the info had disappeared from B365.

billygoatblue · **Joined:** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:30 am **Posts:** 606

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

Did Manci go off because of fatigue or was he injured?

Just tired, he was puffing a bit towards end of first half but managed to set up the win before fading again in second half.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Thank for the replies, gentlemen. Good to hear Mancini was tired and not injured.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

Double post

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3689

Fatigue with Mancini , he really is very hard to defend against at this level, weirdly though we have been shite the last few years with the exception of Pedersen on loan I can’t remember better technical midfielders we have had than him
And Kemp, unless I am missing someone obvious, maybe Paul Stephenson though he was at the end of his career with us

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