A Poolies Xmas Carol

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

To the tune of …’God bless ye Merry Gentlemen’ violin

God help your Poolie Bretheren,
They’re all full of dismay,
We’re gonna need a saviour,
If things go on this way.

So save us from obscurity,
If it all goes astray,
Bring us score lines of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy,
Bring us score lines of comfort and joy,

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

A good carol but I doubt the Poolie boys will remember it all. Especially after a few beers.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Snowy wrote:

To the tune of …’God bless ye Merry Gentlemen’ violin

God help your Poolie Bretheren,
They’re all full of dismay,
We’re gonna need a saviour,
If things go on this way.

So save us from obscurity,
If it all goes astray,
Bring us score lines of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy,
Bring us score lines of comfort and joy,

Got to play some lesser teams
We desperatly need some points
Raj said its time to go
I,m gona ring the bell

Oh f,ing hell, Oh f,ing hell
I hear the corner sing
Where is the hust, Where is the hust
when you need them most.

And yes i am joking

Pools will ALWAYS be pools to me
And the VIC will always be the VIC

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

We three kings of Hartlepool Church Square
Cannot get a clean sheet anywhere
Its fantastic so elastic
So very hard to bear.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:21 am

To the tune of Silent Night...

Silent Vic, winless streak,
All is lost, all is bleak,
Leaking goals all over the place,
Players look like they've lost yards of pace,
Jesus what a mess...s
Jesus what a mess bbolt

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5380

God rest ye worried gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay,
Remember Mani's got thirteen,
Two more by Boxing Day.
To save us all from Raj's power
The Yanks are on their way,
On tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy,
On tidings of comfort and joy!

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

I saw three goals go sailing in, go sailing in, go sailing in. On Boxing Day at just after 3 in the afternoon.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18928

leaking goals, leaking goals leaking all the way. o what fun it is to see fondop score away. repeat. on the pitch we,ll see the ball given away, every 50 50 going the latics way, injuries abound, sickness in the club with askey just standing there like a block of bleeding wood.

Pooly_Imp · **Joined:** Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 2527

Sil-ent Raj
Qui-et Raj
Saved the club
Which Could have died
Now he sees its tiiiime to go
Who'll replace him we doooo not know
Hope they'll get it riiiiiight
Tired of us being sh*te

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