As most of you know Snowy has not been himself lately and is struggling a little.Anyway he called me at 7am today and asked if I would give him a lift to his favourite 5 star hotel which I did. We arrived just after 8.30am to be greeted by the hotel Manager and receptionist who were both strangely dressed up in fancy dress outfits. The Manager had a doctors white coat & stethoscope aswell has a clip board.The receptionist had a white nurses outfit and nurses watch. The Manager greeted Snowy like a old friend and then guided us to a well lit up white room off to the left where he asked Snowy various questions about his wellbeing etc.The receptionist give Snowy a plastic cup of water with dozens of very colourful tablets to take which he did. After a few minutes Snowy started to laugh a lot and then start saying he was a lifetime Darlo supporter Anyway the receptionist told Snowy it was time to put on his special white coat with buckles at the back which he did and she fastened it at the back for him. The Manager then called over four big security guards and instructed them to carry Snowy to his special padded hotel room.They carried him face down along the corridor at which point he started to struggle a little but that soon stopped when all four suddenly slipped at the same time dropping Snowy face down onto the red concrete floor, this seemed to quite him down quite a lot despite the fact he had a broken nose and lost his front teeth in the bargain. He was then put into his special padded hotel room and told to rest for a few days. The lovely receptionist then told Snowy not to worry she would turn off the lights and lock his door for him which I thought was a nice gesture. I believe Snowy will enjoy his stay at the 5 star hotel despite his room not having any windows or even blankets and pillows which I found quite strange. I have never been to a 5 star hotel before and although it was not a typical hotel I can see Snowy is going to really enjoy himself whilst taking that much needed break away from the bunker. Not sure if or when he will return to bunker life but I do know he is being well looked for the time being. The other strange thing was he had no suitcase with him either. Don't worry about Ratboy I will be taking care of him for now and making sure he gets his much loved early morning walks along Seaton beach.

I bet the receptionist looked proper fetching in her white nurses gear.

And watch.

You fool Leggie, that was no Asylum, that was where I go for a break, the world famous ‘Hotel Swanko Del Posh’ in Shotton Colliery … now it’s been gentrified.
I may have been partaking of the old Electric soup before your arrival, but a long weekend with assorted top fashion models n stuff is not taken lightly by myself as a playboy of the Western World ….as it can be ‘sapping’ keeping up appearances.
When I ordered a suitable limousine from your company ‘Dodgy Wheels’, I was sorely disappointed when a 1 litre ‘F reg’ Lada Grande Coupe was provided by your good self driven by an illiterate buffoon dressed like a corporal in the Bogrovian SAS and a dubious understanding of the Highway Code.
I shall be contacting my legal team forthwith…..I’ll be getting the bus back

missing your way. should start doing film scrips but who would play snowy or ratboy.

Derwent would play Snowy and Kev would play Ratboy

STOP PRESS
The two roles to whom you refer, are presently negotiating with three world class thespians…Rampton Rogers, star of Welding World, Nigel Tidybeard, compère of ‘Seniors Pole dancing in Wigan’, and Ben Dover whose documentary behind the scenes at the Lawn Mower Museum in Southport set Bobby Tangleweed on the path to fame.
In the frame for Ratboy is Tallywag the Doberweillerpitbullmadbastard and Plywood the tap dancing Terrier and scrapyard dog of fame .
We await developments.