The Kit Kat Kid wrote:Wasn't he the first to play for Newcastle. Sunderland & Boro ?
derwent wrote:I've been waiting for you to put that up, Mr I.
Mr Irrelevant wrote:derwent wrote:I've been waiting for you to put that up, Mr I.
That was from my dog. I had a T bone on Saturday (remember them? £24 from the butchers! but it was about 2 inches thick) anyway, I had one side and the missus the other. What else would you do with the bone other than give to the dog? I then get a bollocking followed by two days of sulking because she wanted to use it for stock. FFS, am I the first person in history who got a bollocking for giving the dog a bone?
Happy dog though which is far more important than vinegar tits making stock!
Bluestreak wrote:White shit is becoming a recurring theme on this forum.
Snowy wrote:Mr Irrelevant wrote:derwent wrote:I've been waiting for you to put that up, Mr I.
That was from my dog. I had a T bone on Saturday (remember them? £24 from the butchers! but it was about 2 inches thick) anyway, I had one side and the missus the other. What else would you do with the bone other than give to the dog? I then get a bollocking followed by two days of sulking because she wanted to use it for stock. FFS, am I the first person in history who got a bollocking for giving the dog a bone?
Happy dog though which is far more important than vinegar tits making stock!
We had a cairn terrier in the 80’s named ‘snowy’ an evil little bastard who would only take notice of me and he wouldn’t entertain dog food so the wife always got him bones from the butchers which she boiled up for stock and gave him the bones and generous food scraps and was super fit plus the inevitable white shite.
Rinkender wrote:Snowy wrote:Mr Irrelevant wrote:derwent wrote:I've been waiting for you to put that up, Mr I.
That was from my dog. I had a T bone on Saturday (remember them? £24 from the butchers! but it was about 2 inches thick) anyway, I had one side and the missus the other. What else would you do with the bone other than give to the dog? I then get a bollocking followed by two days of sulking because she wanted to use it for stock. FFS, am I the first person in history who got a bollocking for giving the dog a bone?
Happy dog though which is far more important than vinegar tits making stock!
We had a cairn terrier in the 80’s named ‘snowy’ an evil little bastard who would only take notice of me and he wouldn’t entertain dog food so the wife always got him bones from the butchers which she boiled up for stock and gave him the bones and generous food scraps and was super fit plus the inevitable white shite.
We got a cairn terrier when I was in first year junior school at Seaton, my mam used to only feed him on boiled horse meat from Waltons, must’ve been good stuff as he was 19 when finally went.
Rinkender wrote:Snowy wrote:Mr Irrelevant wrote:derwent wrote:I've been waiting for you to put that up, Mr I.
That was from my dog. I had a T bone on Saturday (remember them? £24 from the butchers! but it was about 2 inches thick) anyway, I had one side and the missus the other. What else would you do with the bone other than give to the dog? I then get a bollocking followed by two days of sulking because she wanted to use it for stock. FFS, am I the first person in history who got a bollocking for giving the dog a bone?
Happy dog though which is far more important than vinegar tits making stock!
We had a cairn terrier in the 80’s named ‘snowy’ an evil little bastard who would only take notice of me and he wouldn’t entertain dog food so the wife always got him bones from the butchers which she boiled up for stock and gave him the bones and generous food scraps and was super fit plus the inevitable white shite.
We got a cairn terrier when I was in first year junior school at Seaton, my mam used to only feed him on boiled horse meat from Waltons, must’ve been good stuff as he was 19 when finally went.
Jamie1952 wrote:When bones were free from the butchers, not that long ago either but the greedy supermarkets started charging for them.
Sussex UK wrote:Embassy cigarette coupon catalogue.. smoke 60 a day for 3 years and you get a lovely teasmade or toaster.
Kettering Poolie wrote:Sussex UK wrote:Embassy cigarette coupon catalogue.. smoke 60 a day for 3 years and you get a lovely teasmade or toaster.
You deserve a toaster for smoking 60 a day- that's some effort. Though I'm guessing that was in days gone by, when smoking was good for you and affordable!
Nowadays, not only are they bad for you, but you'd have to be buckled out with cash to sustain 60 a day- unless you get those dodgy under the counter imports which are pretty ropey
Kettering Poolie wrote:Sussex UK wrote:Embassy cigarette coupon catalogue.. smoke 60 a day for 3 years and you get a lovely teasmade or toaster.
You deserve a toaster for smoking 60 a day- that's some effort. Though I'm guessing that was in days gone by, when smoking was good for you and affordable!
Nowadays, not only are they bad for you, but you'd have to be buckled out with cash to sustain 60 a day- unless you get those dodgy under the counter imports which are pretty ropey
Leggie43 wrote:People collecting coal from the beach on push bikes.
jumbodabber wrote:Leggie43 wrote:People collecting coal from the beach on push bikes.
Beach coal and sea coal, one was like pebbles the other like sand.
Me nana used to buy it from a bloke with a push bike, she used to roll the sea coal in newspaper and put it on the fire. Then put a shovel in the fireplace with a sheet of newspaper over to act as a ‘bleazer’ to get the fire going.
We thought it was funny watching and old lady running from the back of the room to the fireplace when the newspaper went up in flames and she pushed it into the fire so it didn’t set the house alight.
The beach coal was a different animal, spent many a time dodging the bits it used to spit into the room as it ‘exploded’.
jumbodabber wrote:Leggie43 wrote:People collecting coal from the beach on push bikes.
Beach coal and sea coal, one was like pebbles the other like sand.
Me nana used to buy it from a bloke with a push bike, she used to roll the sea coal in newspaper and put it on the fire. Then put a shovel in the fireplace with a sheet of newspaper over to act as a ‘bleazer’ to get the fire going.
We thought it was funny watching and old lady running from the back of the room to the fireplace when the newspaper went up in flames and she pushed it into the fire so it didn’t set the house alight.
The beach coal was a different animal, spent many a time dodging the bits it used to spit into the room as it ‘exploded’.
Hartleblue wrote:Guilty on both charges !
accrington fan wrote:jumbodabber wrote:Leggie43 wrote:People collecting coal from the beach on push bikes.
Beach coal and sea coal, one was like pebbles the other like sand.
Me nana used to buy it from a bloke with a push bike, she used to roll the sea coal in newspaper and put it on the fire. Then put a shovel in the fireplace with a sheet of newspaper over to act as a ‘bleazer’ to get the fire going.
We thought it was funny watching and old lady running from the back of the room to the fireplace when the newspaper went up in flames and she pushed it into the fire so it didn’t set the house alight.
The beach coal was a different animal, spent many a time dodging the bits it used to spit into the room as it ‘exploded’.
think if i,m right i have seen much bigger vehicles than push bikes collecting it so it must have been a good business for some in the town. not bad when you can pick new stuff twice a day. on top of coal others picked up winkles and muscles from other places on and near beaches.
Snowy wrote:accrington fan wrote:jumbodabber wrote:Leggie43 wrote:People collecting coal from the beach on push bikes.
Beach coal and sea coal, one was like pebbles the other like sand.
Me nana used to buy it from a bloke with a push bike, she used to roll the sea coal in newspaper and put it on the fire. Then put a shovel in the fireplace with a sheet of newspaper over to act as a ‘bleazer’ to get the fire going.
We thought it was funny watching and old lady running from the back of the room to the fireplace when the newspaper went up in flames and she pushed it into the fire so it didn’t set the house alight.
The beach coal was a different animal, spent many a time dodging the bits it used to spit into the room as it ‘exploded’.
think if i,m right i have seen much bigger vehicles than push bikes collecting it so it must have been a good business for some in the town. not bad when you can pick new stuff twice a day. on top of coal others picked up winkles and muscles from other places on and near beaches.
I remember sailing back into Hartlepool on a miserable wet day and someone pointed out from the bridge a green box in the water close inshore so passed the information on to the Coastguard…turns out it was the top of the cab of one of those big ex army 4x4 sea coal Lorries that got caught out by the incoming tide.
Sussex UK wrote:Stag do's the night before a wedding.
Snowy wrote:Massive gob stoppers which were a choking hazard and tasted of bugger all, might as well got a big pebble of the beach.
Grayhoundend wrote:Snowy wrote:Massive gob stoppers which were a choking hazard and tasted of bugger all, might as well got a big pebble of the beach.
So not just me that tried that then,lol
Snowy wrote:Grayhoundend wrote:Snowy wrote:Massive gob stoppers which were a choking hazard and tasted of bugger all, might as well got a big pebble of the beach.
So not just me that tried that then,lol
Flying saucers, those cardboardy things full of sherbet could catch you out as well, there was dangerous sweets back in the day
never got those liquorice sticks that looked like you were chewing a real twig.
Grayhoundend wrote:
Cinnamon sticks that you could smoke, Tough guys or what.
Sussex UK wrote:Stag do's the night before a wedding.
Critical Thinking wrote:Dad taking me to the hairdressers on a friday after school and when it came to paying the barber says to dad "anything for the weekend sir" When you are 8/9 didn't know what he meant but certainly did in my early teens!
Snowy wrote:Grayhoundend wrote:
Cinnamon sticks that you could smoke, Tough guys or what.
You’ve reminded me Mr G about those chocolate smokers sets you got at Xmas and packets of candy cigarette’s with the little red tips…surprised there wasn’t an asbestos fort to build as well.
jumbodabber wrote:Bedford (motors) have a lot to answer for…sea coal wagons and mobile shops.
Seem to remember owners of sea coal wagons letting their tyres down when fully loaded to get them under the ‘tunnels’ at the bottom of church st.
Grayhoundend wrote:Snowy wrote:Grayhoundend wrote:
Cinnamon sticks that you could smoke, Tough guys or what.
You’ve reminded me Mr G about those chocolate smokers sets you got at Xmas and packets of candy cigarette’s with the little red tips…surprised there wasn’t an asbestos fort to build as well.
Forgot about those![]()
This thread is Class, Wonder what the younger lads/Lasses on here will be writing in 30/40yrs.
cicero101 wrote:Bubblegum in postcard size sheet form with footie team picture cards. Blew me weekly 6d. pocket money on them in Mr. Savages new shop in Kingsley Ave.
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