Big news in the cutter press about the ghastly plan by the French to invade Blighty with bed bugs to undermine the morale of the good people of this country.
Its bollocks

It was in the The Daily Star….that’s a comic, anyone buying it should be sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

The Vine show (BBC radio 2) at lunchtime did an article on it......... i despair!

I only listen to Radio 4 Extra or the world service on the BBC, the rest is so twee and pointless….like Sky and ITV.

Fella on the Vine show said get some cockroaches they will get rid of them unfortunately your stuck with the cockroaches which would be the only survivors if there was an nuclear war by all accounts.

surely vine himself would survive along side them.

Man U supporters and Ant & Dec would survive a nuclear war as well.

Count your self lucky you don’t have to deal with mossys, ants, large bugs etc

Our lass had a caterpillar ’incident’ back in August

Well they're running amok all over the UK from what i can see in the press...Silentnight and Benson for beds must be loving it all...Do we give Macron the full treatment as soon he steps off the plane next time he's over here?

Give Macron the same treatment as the fella did to Starmer only with bed bugs !

I spend a considerable amount of time in my gf place in Samui zapping bed bugs and mosquitos with a tennis racket type contraction which gives them an electric shock. I think you can buy them on Amazon. I’m not joking! I also zap them on my body much to my gfs amazement. Fortunately it’s only a mild shock to my skin. Probably wouldn’t be a good idea in the water though

oh we've definitely got an infestation coming from france.