Escaped prisoner

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:28 pm

This is all a bit embarrassing to the government coming off the back of the Aero Concrete debacle.
Hes probably rowed over to France in one of the discarded refugee boats and on his way to Iran now.
He should be easily spotted as he will be the only one heading in that direction.
Bet he sends Rishi a "home run" postcard.

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2313

It's lucky he isn't in Turkey where Faruk Ozer has just been sentenced to 11,196 years in prison for cryptocurrency fraud.

Amazingly the prosecution were asking for 40,562 years. They must live long in Turkey?

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:18 pm

Critical Thinking wrote:

It's lucky he isn't in Turkey where Faruk Ozer has just been sentenced to 11,196 years in prison for cryptocurrency fraud.

Amazingly the prosecution were asking for 40,562 years. They must live long in Turkey?

Its must be the Mediterranean diet :laugh:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:22 pm

He must've been "exhausted" bbolt

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:23 pm

Was it a suspended sentence? bbolt

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:03 pm

Well that's a relief.

When I first read the thread title, I thought Arthur Hutchinson had managed to do another runner.

Didn't we sing a football chant about him back in the day, or am I imagining that...?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:13 pm

Go Ask Alice wrote:

Well that's a relief.

When I first read the thread title, I thought Arthur Hutchinson had managed to do another runner.

Didn't we sing a football chant about him back in the day, or am I imagining that...?

No that would be Harry Roberts I guess?, there was some godawful chants in the 1970's tbf.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Go Ask Alice wrote:

Well that's a relief.

When I first read the thread title, I thought Arthur Hutchinson had managed to do another runner.

Didn't we sing a football chant about him back in the day, or am I imagining that...?

No that would be Harry Roberts I guess?, there was some godawful chants in the 1970's tbf.

I thought it was infantile when it started and I was only 17

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2023 2:01 am

Whilst no big fan of conspiracy- reckon it's got to be an inside job.

Can't be just shear ineptitude, that allowed him to source the straps, then strap himself to the underneath of a van that wasn't checked
It was then about half hour before anybody clocked that he'd fucked off- don't buy that at all refred

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7400

Kettering Poolie wrote:

Whilst no big fan of conspiracy- reckon it's got to be an inside job.

Can't be just shear ineptitude, that allowed him to source the straps, then strap himself to the underneath of a van that wasn't checked
It was then about half hour before anybody clocked that he'd fucked off- don't buy that at all refred

I read 3/4 books a month all fiction, crime, legal thrillers and ‘black’ operations groups of ex military personnel employed by governments to do the dirty work some whilst are fiction they could be true, people in authority on the take, Police, Prison Warders and Politicians. It could have been lethargy by the warders who thought no one would ever try to escape or some told to look the other way, I would have thought there would have been loads of CCTV in a prison where they could track every one ?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19670

he has been reading the great escape and ronnie biggs autobiography. both freely available in prison library,s.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

He’s been collared. :laugh:

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2313

Was he wearing a vicar's outfit then?

:laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

Critical Thinking wrote:

Was he wearing a vicar's outfit then?

:laugh:

According to reports he was on a motor bike but crashed into a pile of barbed wire at the border with Switzerland…he’s acquired a brown leather jacket too. :laugh:

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2023 6:47 pm

When they nabbed him, was Gazza there with some cans and kebabs...?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

When they can wake him up. :laugh:

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3549

And it all came to an end by him getting pushed off a bike on a canal towpath..what a let down..

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37390

Sussex UK wrote:

And it all came to an end by him getting pushed off a bike on a canal towpath..what a let down..

Life generally is :laugh:

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