Driving past the General this morning …. and while waiting in traffic saw a blind woman with a tattoo on her upper arm…how does that work out as her only connection will be the sensation of having it done …..rather like a blind man who collects oil paintings.
Funny hoe daft little things set your mind racing.

Best of all was in famous purveyor of pork pies this morning early doors getting a sausage roll for Ratboy on our return from North Gare, when a well presented young man of Sub Saharan origin came in and bought a pork pie. Now that’s what I call assimilating into the local community

She might have had the tattoo before she was blind ?
Here in Thailand in the supermarkets there are Muslim girls on the tills, they hate handling pork, they always have gloves on.

Is someone telling porkies here?

I was just telling the wife and she said the same as you…DRAT …never crossed my mind

Did she have her Labrador with her or perhaps she was "blind drunk"?

How is the General?, is he still boring everyone silly with his conquest's abroad?

A bit strange like Africans with tattoo, s

He’s been demoted, something involving a cucumber and a letter box .

I suspect a Canadian Province might prove a tad unwieldy even to a sighted person.

Stick with it, the day will dawn

mentioning sausage rolls. why does the sausage taste different in them that other sausage does from the same shop you get both from. always take sausage back with me when i,m up for a match but detest the sausage rolls they make. even the dog eats the pastry and leaves the sausage in them.

Ratboy’s food in order of clear the plate and burp are…

1 Mackerel
2. tuna
3. Sausages…any sausage.
4.dog biscuits
5 Any dog food if above aren’t available
6. Any furry creature.

wish mine was as easy as that. being three quarters husky and now over 12 he is more fussy than ever. lidl only for mince. co op for sausage and chicken and a blank refusal for anything else apart for custard creams but will take any refused items from someone else.

Our lass puts his food on the corner of the dining room as in his previous life down on the farm as a pup, he had to fight with the others for the communal crap, so he eats in a quiet corner enjoying the isolation
If he doesn’t eat it, she puts on an act and says she’ll get something else …walks out with his plate and turns round and come back with what she’s just taken out and he scoffs it down
I’m working on the theory he knows what she’s doing and just says hey ho. …. I’m getting nothing else ….and gulps it down

Good film on Freevee called
I am Monster.

Woman wins £1.2m compo after boss made sexual jokes about her in public? If he'd beaten her senseless and raped her she wouldn't have got a fraction of that in compo. Whatever happened to the old saying " sticks and stones....."?

for that amount of compo i,d have encouraged him to do it and gave him a good bung out of the amount i got. words seem to hurt more than a punch nowadays. mental health. mental health. some are a complete disgrace to those who actually do suffer from it.

Implied (accidental / innocently) "crime" is now more investigated and punished more harshly than physical crimes. The world has gone totally mad.

What fuels this is a carnivorous legal industry who pursue frivolous/ludicrous claims for self entitled half wits with bloated perceptions of their own importance.
As Mr Bumble so prophetically said, “The Law is an Ass!”

always makes me wonder how anyone can defend the indefencible even with the money they get for failing in the end. certainly an odd proffesion .