Rolf Harris.....

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

......has died aged 93.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2023 1:31 pm

I used to think he was a really nice caring bloke till the shit hit the fan. I feel sorry for his family unless they knew as well.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22569

RIP. He touched so very many people.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22569

I’ve had a few conversations with him in my time, once I had a long chat on the phone when we were doing the Monkeyhangerz CD and two other times at Buck House garden parties. Not once did he grab my bollocks.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I’ve had a few conversations with him in my time, once I had a long chat on the phone when we were doing the Monkeyhangerz CD and two other times at Buck House garden parties. Not once did he grab my bollocks.

Not even by accident ??????

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2023 4:51 pm

Barrister to Rolf in the courtroom..."So Mr.Harris moving on to Jake the Peg and his 'extra leg' "..

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6688

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

RIP. He touched so very many people.

naughty.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

RIP. He touched so very many people.

How many pressed charges?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Barrister to Rolf in the courtroom..."So Mr.Harris moving on to Jake the Peg and his 'extra leg' "..

And why was that kangaroo tied down….

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3711

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I’ve had a few conversations with him in my time, once I had a long chat on the phone when we were doing the Monkeyhangerz CD and two other times at Buck House garden parties. Not once did he grab my bollocks.

I gather he preferred to assault women rather than men.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18937

Snowy wrote:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Barrister to Rolf in the courtroom..."So Mr.Harris moving on to Jake the Peg and his 'extra leg' "..

And why was that kangaroo tied down….

for two little boys and that jake. even his boomarang never came back. imagine being stuck in a lift with him and sa vile with stewart hall shouting its a knockout.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

What will happen to his Didgeridoo, will it be stuffed and mounted…?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2023 4:36 pm

Snowy wrote:

What will happen to his Didgeridoo, will it be stuffed and mounted…?

It'll be propped up next to his wobble board no doubt.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2023 4:58 pm

What always puzzled me about this Jake The Peg gadgie was that if he had three legs, then did he also have two sets of cock and balls..?

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3711

Go Ask Alice wrote:

What always puzzled me about this Jake The Peg gadgie was that if he had three legs, then did he also have two sets of cock and balls..?

I always assumed the song was an oblique reference to Jake's massive penis.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18937

remember him with his paint and brushes doing all his art work on kids tv.

Rolf Harris.....

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