Goodbye all..

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE FORUM…
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It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this forum, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....

Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

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oops ! Wrong forum!
Please ignore all of the above

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

Would the…er…. Cough….reference to cucumbers, mean you’re now a committed Vegan

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5390

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE FORUM…
.
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this forum, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....

Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

EDIT
oops ! Wrong forum!
Please ignore all of the above

Shocking. If fucking the vertically challenged is a sexual preference you might at least refer to them in respectful terms. :naughty:

thedno · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:32 am

That post is going to take some beating, very good,

clappp

. Ps where do you buy your cucumbers ..asking for a friend.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18947

cucumbers, join club corgette uk for small mercies.

billygoatblue · **Joined:** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:30 am **Posts:** 606

https://www.urbangardengal.com/small-cu ... varieties/

Your diminutive friends will be grateful.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Was about to ask for a link to the "wrong forum", Then i got to the end of your statement.
Such a disappointment.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

thedno wrote:

clappp That post is going to take some beating, very good,

clappp

. Ps where do you buy your cucumbers ..asking for a friend.

Always buy two cucumbers, one might come in for a salad.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

Silly bugger and yes I was taken in but only for a moment. :laugh:

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2309

Disappointed, could have waited a few weeks until April 1st

PS - Put me off cucumbers for the rest of my life

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Still waiting for the link to the other forum,....

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Found it.

https://cucumber.io/docs/community/

MrI really.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

I see they mention the ’Gerkhin Syntax’….

I’d never have thought it possible

I’d be surprised if Mr I can walk in a straight line anymore.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6691

Snowy wrote:

I see they mention the ’Gerkhin Syntax’….

I’d never have thought it possible

I’d be surprised if Mr I can walk in a straight line anymore.

When was the last time you saw him walking, No disrepects MrI.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3459

accrington fan wrote:

cucumbers, join club corgette uk for small mercies.

This will get green approval. and the makers of rubber masks and caning whips need to fall in line imo.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22572

I am a little concerned that no one questioned the details of the activities!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36418

I understand the magistrate a Mr Plunkett-Ranfurly referred to your odd habit of approaching random houses, thrusting you enlarged cucumber vigorously through the letter box and shouting ….. ‘The Jolly Green Giant’s here!’ .
Do you deny it? :angry-tappingfoot:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18947

Critical Thinking wrote:

Disappointed, could have waited a few weeks until April 1st

PS - Put me off cucumbers for the rest of my life

its part of his 5 a day.

Goodbye all..

Gadgies online