Shocking news.

When is brother 2 going to stop whining on and do something productive?

Probably when he stops listening to his whining wife.

Luckily he was able to call up his therapist after his necklace was ripped off.

I bet there were pearls flying everywhere when his necklace was ripped off. Utter wuss!

One of the best British bands ever, I actually have the same track top that Liam wore in the video of Don't Look Back In Anger. Also have the vinyl of Wibbling Rivalry.

Oh...we're not talking about Oasis?

When are these two self inflicted misfits going to realise that if they really do want reconciliation and a return to the family fold they must stop fanning the flames of battle. and yes, a battle they have no chance of winning.
As a footnote I wonder how much the person who supplied the book to the guardian got paid. His leccy bill has just paled into insignificance.

How did he cut it in the Army, or RAF, whatever it was?

My brother and I fought like cat and dog when we were younger, it’s what brothers do, just wind each other up.

Same here, when two gingers fight it’s a marathon.
Harry is just a big girl’s blouse….you can see the thumbprint on his forehead….what’s him and her gonna do when they finally run out of tales, for a couple who wanted privacy and to be left alone they need to grab a dictionary and discover the true meaning of the word.

Elephant in the room?

half brother?

Elephant? ….a giant bleedin woolly Mammoths.

Ya cant say things like that. The royal family dont be disloyal

The ‘family’ isn’t is it….?

wish if i wrote a book about family fights and fuudes i,d get the same free publicity to get people buying my book. lets give them the privacy they craved for and the media ignore it.

He's going to need his own private army now he's upset the Taliban.

This 25 he killed, was it on his PlayStation ….?

I thought he popped his cherry with a horsey type older woman in a field behind a busy pub?

And he’s upset some of his old Army mates too, and leaders etc. I’ve reached the conclusion that H isn’t the sharpest Guinea Pig in the hutch.

Was the pub in Glasgow and called POOSIE NANSIE'S (Real name)

More terrorists attacks on the way.
Its obvious hes had enuf of the boring controlled Royal Life.
Snorting Coke
Shagging in Fields
Likes Violence.
Sounds like the average Hartlepudlian.

I have never shagged in a field…how dare you!!!!!!

I mounted her quickly,after which she spanked my ass....50 shades of Ginger?

Our MP?

Now didn’t the previous MP resign for something …?

Looking like it might be the Rattlebone Inn i kid you not..