Apparently we have now no physio and had to rely on Barrows on Saturday. The question now is who is treating our injured players? No wonder we get no news of how injured players are getting on

Managers interviews , KC talks about injuries Crawford, Styerry Shelton etc.

If that's the case it is so amateurish and should be embarrassing for Raj & KC.

Today's Mail:
"Curle confirmed to The Mail following the club’s FA Cup first round replay success over Solihull Moors that they would begin the search for a new club physio with Michael Harding set to leave while injuries continue to mount up.
Curle hinted Harding’s exit was not a surprise although the timing came earlier than expected which left the club in a situation whereby they required assistance for the role in the fixture with Barrow
.“Michael has left to follow his fortunes elsewhere in a different field and we wish him well,” Curle told The Mail.
“It’s something that we were aware of. We were thinking we were going to get three or four weeks notice period, it got escalated a little bit quicker than that, that he was needed earlier for his new appointment."
“So we’ve had to put the wheels in motion quickly and get game cover and we’re advertising for the position which, potentially, I think is an exciting role."

Begs the question did this Harding bloke not have a contract with Pools with a specified notice period and if not why not? You don't wish somebody well if they're in breach of contract.

The next Physio,should be able to preform on field surgery..play football in any position, advise Manager were he is going wrong, do interviews when Manager unavailable..be on turnstiles until 2 minutes to kick off as they are stood about doing nowt.

Until half time, make sure the pies, and bovril are hot for half time.

Will only be paid Physiotherapy pay while TREATING players.

At all other times minimum wage to be paid, also any other reasonable requirements of club.

Please send all job applications,

C/O The sinking ship,
NUMBER 3 wreck bouy,
Longscar Rocks
British West Hartlepool.

Please allow 4 weeks for a replay which can be collected at low tide.

(please also check tide times and moon phase.)

From Middleton Beach, or the Smallcrafts, if theirs been a particularly strong Easterly

NO ONLINE APPLICATIONS. WE can't afford the running costs of a PC or printer.

You missed out that the minimum wage quoted is that paid in Rwanda.

That's me Sacked.