Coming soon - watch for it !

Cryptic

Three new kits?

Covid VII……?

Danny Murphy's plan to integrate the women's super League and premiershit under 21's with the first rounds 2 of the FA cup, no tackling.

Blue and white or white and blue?

that will depend on the colour of the mill house seat you are sat in.

Plus no physical contact, no heading, gender neutral changing facilities, 6 ft exclusion zone around all players and 14 pound ball and chain on each ankle of all biologically male players.

Carlisle have sent a cheque to cover the cost of the Rink End seats their fans destroyed. It's in the post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a large Scotland Flag in the NWC

Decent catering?

Votes for Women….. ?

just to bounce straight back over the hills.

The Official Takeover by Suit Direct Owners...

Ben Killip's new haircut?

Probably the first new face in the building - id imagine this week we will at least see one or two new faces. Times marching on now.

how many do you think he will sign ? maybe go for 5 League really good quality players rather than say 3 good and 4 gambles ?

Goals twice as wide and double the height for a more enjoyable "goal fest" game

still watching... still nothing !!! - Just passed Chandy leaving the Vic too .... are we due an announcement with him doing a days media duties or is he just back to work full time now.

I’ve heard of foreplay, but this is ridiculous.

48 hours of foreplay is too much for me!

sadly i expected there to be at least once new face through the door today - coupled with this from Monday .... never mind... ill walk the dog... open my Wine Wednesday box of cheap Chilean Chardonnay and watch Stranger Things

Don't be daft. Given Mr. since 1953's recent posts, it's nailed on to be a photo or photos of the new Millhouse seats.

And remember, players are for a few seasons at best, the seats will be a fixture for the next 50 years

Steve Howard!

: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I reckon he’s gonna raffle the unused fixings and he’ll autograph your lock nuts if asked nicely.

Reminds me of the old joke about Joe Harvey telling Newcastle fans he was going to sign a big name player. Turns out it was Stewart Barrowclough.

Did ‘it’ that was coming soon ever arrive……….?

Jonathan Franks return?

Be patient

Fuck off

teeth.."Fuck off"

bunker debate at its very best...

That it? Well done now you fuck off!

. I’ll now fuck off, save you getting up Mr F

Snowy, you can stay

Took the words right out of my mouth!

Is this a love in?

No, a misinterpretation of a sub text employed existentially to converge on a term involving a volte face to give an opposing indication as to that expressed and resulting in a disorientation of the innocent party at the apparently unwanted aggression invoked without meaningful cause.
There, that’s that cleared up.

Ahh clear as a bell.

Now Fuck Off a bit more.
Sorry for the dely fellow bunkerites

did this ever come out ?

ahh very good

I don't have the time to post regularly . There was something I wanted to post on Tuesday evening when I did have time, but when i logged on, the board was unusually positive with talk of new signings and that wasn't the most appropriate of times. Had the moment passed? Well not after yesterday, no. I was surprised at just how easy it was to wind up Poolie 1 with so few innocuous words. Thanks, Poolie - you're a gift that just keeps giving.

(quote= Freaky teeth) " Fuck off."

Poolie 1 "Bunker debate at its very best."


Kinnell! Poolie1 discovers irony. Who'd have thought?

Edited highlights of Poolie 1's debating skills would include:

( to Porter's porter)" listen snowflake... thanks for your advice like.. but this may surprise you and upset you.. I don't really give two monkeys what you think tbh .. bonehead.. bonehead.. bonehead.. how's that?"

Surely that demanded a better ending
"bonehead... bonehead .. bonehead
na na-na na-na na" with a tongue sticking out /nose thumbing emoji .
I didn't lose much sleep when you called me puerile that's for sure.

.. and so it goes on ad nauseam
to ed-t ball .. bored now your pervy labour mp has bit the dust?

to Essex Poolie "past your bedtime pal in you carehome.. is that nurse calling lights out?""
"
To Porter's porter " sounds like you have the same footballing philosophy as Stanley Unwin." Mentioning Stanley Unwin would suggest that you don't have the excuse of being an adolescent, an immature adolescent at that.

Poolie ! " All these newbies.. pesh, peterpool, areapea.. fun and games."
Snowie " Are they medium's family ?"
poolie ! " Are they "inbred "as the yakkers say?"

By the way, do the newbies still post on the board? If they don't, perhaps it's not that they don't have the necessary debating skills, more that they think, like a growing number, " I can do without this."

On the Northampton messageboard last season a disgruntled Cool Cat posted, "I've been to Hartlepool and it's always been a shithole. Can't believe the hole that it is and the dross that live there." There are plenty who see us as knuckle draggers in The Land That Time Forgot. Puerile (?) name calling posts only reinforce their thoughts. I'm concerned that we all get tarred with the same brush.
Thanks for yesterday, Poolie, and opening the door for today.
Spend as much time as you like replying - I won't be reading it.

Work hard
& be nice
to others
Cheerio now


A likely response, apart from the obvious, might be, "What have you contributed to the Bunker?"
Well, not much perhaps, but I haven't driven them away either.

rupert dear boy....my ...oh my..what a hissy fit..did i upset you yesterday pal?..did ums..been on with that all day have we?..a childish tantrum par excellence via a jumbled up cut and paste masterpiece ..absolutely hilarious..misposted on the wrong thread by the way..not that it matters tbh..but what is it exactly you are desperately trying to put into words?..why not string some together and have a try..at least make an attempt..and what is the evidence you have presented here all about?..it makes no sense..not using stimulants are we?..listen i'll help if you want and break it all down with you...get some order into that confused word salad you have just spewed out..does this perhaps reflect the kind of disjointed thought processes going on upstairs between your ears?.. i wonder.. but whatever.. keep them coming ritzy..i want more..no i demand more from you..did you check out jimmy cricket by the way..funny or what? ..bit worried about the racial stereotyping following on from our conversation about russ abbott yesterday..but each to their own pal eh.?..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

What the fuck?

never give a sucker an even break.

Ever had the feeling you’re a lesser being, being admonished for not reaching Rupert’s exacting standards of etiquette and general goodwill and chumminess to everyone attitude to posting.
He must find life difficult.