Driving home though the town tonight and heading south on the railway bridge by the Interchange and the lights changed to red.....within 10 seconds there were birds, mostly pigeons and gulls by the hundred appeared from nowhere a swooping and a shitting and then a bloke looking like Worzel Gummidge’s tailor appeared pulling a four wheel trailer/barrow full of sacks of corn throwing it about in a frenzy, talk about plough the fields and scatter. It was lunacy.
Is it legal to encourage flying rats aka pigeons and gulls with free food, not to mention the real long tails who’ll pick up the titbits.?

The Birds 2 ?

Nothing funny about gulls laughing on your roof at 5am..i don't even bother setting my alarm..what are they shouting about anyway?

I’ve got a recipe for gulls......
Take a fresh gull, pluck it and clean it out. Then take a sheet of thick greaseproof paper and cover it in butter. Add salt, black pepper and small onions then wrap the bird in the paper with the them and secure with string, double wrapping it.
Cook at 150c for an hour, remove from oven, loosen string gently throw the gull in the bin and eat the the greaseproof paper. Hmmmm.

must be watching those poncy cooking programmes. i,m sure that dish must have done on one of them, but you missed out the mandatory garlic off yours.

GARLIC....? That was a 1950’s piss take Headland recipe...further comment is superfluous

Duck with Stuffing gravy n cranberry sauce and a few Roasties.

Got a recipe for pigeons there's about a dozen or so getting in and out of neighbours solar panels..a twig just missed my glass on the table of our patio yesterday.

We’ve got our resident Wood pigeons back up the Alder tree. Ratboy sits at the bottom of the tree patiently waiting and takes the occasional leap like Spike the bulldog off Tom n Jerry. While he’s not trying to kill the wood pigeons, every thing else in the garden is safe.

got a mental picture now of ratboy with a dog bun dressed in a keepers kit doing an occasional leap and dropping a wood pidgeon between his paws.

Funny you should say that, took him on the rec on Thursday afternoon for a run on his big lead, got to the goal area of one pitch which was a dry dust bowl and started to dig furiously, so much so he created a dust storm and had to drag him out of it by his lead, he also created a bit of a trench and changed colour from black as the devils heart to galaxy brown…… get the Henry on standby.