We have a large back garden and had two lads into lay a wide smooth concrete path rom top to bottom as the flight of stairs half way down and they finished at tea time last night an said the’d be back this morning........So...... up early this morning, sun shining about 6 and thought I’d pop out to see how the lower garden path had turned out..... Shit, a drunken wood pigeon had done a dance routine down it’s entire length last night, and now it’s signature had set hard. Made even funnier by the wood pigeon and his missus perched on the fence in the middle of nest building,watching, wearing his grey concrete coloured socks, they’ve been nesting in an ash tree there for nearly ten years
I suddenly found it very funny, the wife agreed, the builder was relieved when we told him to leave it, but baffled, but I laugh every time I see it.

I have a starling who makes a noise like a telephone ☎️.
His names is Busby

It could have been worse with next door's moggy leaving you with "paws" for thought

Cats are not a popular visitor with Ratboy on the prowl.

hope its a regular home win for ratboy.

You'd need a short lead passing our front garden.Our cat Max is a 8.5kg mean machine with the fastest paws in the road.

He’s a black fell terrier, it’s in his DNA, he has no fear. However the use of the word ‘treat’ or ‘tuna’ can distract him.

A Black fell terrier?? Maxi-Puss has a head on him like a mountain cat,Snowy .Cats,Dogs,Basil Brush lookalikes . not one em would stand a chance if they were caught shitting on our lawn..