The Vic has been broke into 12 times in 16 days.

No surprise there then, the usual semi house trained jackals and scavengers on the thieve.
Trouble is the damage they do costs more to repair than what their rodent instincts tell them to take.
The sort who’d smash up a set of Georgian draws looking for a packet fags inside.

Is it too much to hope that any younger Poolies who know the tosser on the mountain bike (who seems to be single-handedly responsible for most of this) could give him a friendly warning as to his future conduct - preferably by wrapping the bike around his neck?

Maybe start by stealing his mountain bike. Then run him out of town.

I suspect he/it will live very close by from past experience.

Bring back the Birch!!!

must be part of our intelligence services then. you,d have thought they,d have found putins invasion plans for the town by now.

The large increase in the cost of virtually everything in the very near future will lead to much more acquisitive crime.

That sort of petty pilfering thief will steal regardless of the economic climate.

Scroates like them need a damn good thrashing there feet nailing to the floor and Jimmy Shand records playing non stop if people still remember him

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Reruns of Andy Stewart and the white heather club

The white Heather club new years eve them were the days drunken paradise

Tribute to the great man and a couple of Strathspeys here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FH7Kj_V6-c


And who knew Scroates and Socrates were so close?

thats put challinor out of the suspects then.

Hmmmm, rumour has it he’s got a penthouse apartment in Furness Street with rooftop pool and helipad.

On the subject of Andy Stewart is there a better song than Donald where's your trousers classic tune