Bread

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

Does anyone know of an actual baker in this town who bakes proper bread and sells it... if there is I’d like to know.
You can buy pizzas galore but a simple decent uncut loaf is beyond reach.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Mar 03, 2022 10:35 am

Coincidently I have just started making 3 oat and linseed loaves ready to go in the oven in 2 hours ( Master baker Mr. Butt's apprentice ) Roy Blyth's butchers on the Fens shops sometimes has some artisan bread for sale but why not make your own Snowy, the smell around the house is to die for and the bread just speaks for itself.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

asda harlepool...go after 20.00 and big uncut farmhouse crusty costs 10p...

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12365

Hartleblue wrote:

Coincidently I have just started making 3 oat and linseed loaves ready to go in the oven in 2 hours ( Master baker Mr. Butt's apprentice ) Roy Blyth's butchers on the Fens shops sometimes has some artisan bread for sale but why not make your own Snowy, the smell around the house is to die for and the bread just speaks for itself.

You could put an extra loaf in the oven each time you bake the stuff. I am sure Mr Snowy will show appreciable compensation.
Fresh baked bread with proppa butta and home made jam. Back to tea time "when a whur a lad"

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Mar 03, 2022 12:15 pm

derwent wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Coincidently I have just started making 3 oat and linseed loaves ready to go in the oven in 2 hours ( Master baker Mr. Butt's apprentice ) Roy Blyth's butchers on the Fens shops sometimes has some artisan bread for sale but why not make your own Snowy, the smell around the house is to die for and the bread just speaks for itself.

You could put an extra loaf in the oven each time you bake the stuff. I am sure Mr Snowy will show appreciable compensation.
Fresh baked bread with proppa butta and home made jam. Back to tea time "when a whur a lad"

I can only squeeze 3 at a time in the oven and with the price of gas I'm only doing one batch at a time which I eat in a week. :drool:

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Mar 03, 2022 12:19 pm

I think Hartleblue should bake some bread and distribute it at Pools home games.
Surely a miracle of biblical proportions "feeding the 5,000"!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

Hartleblue wrote:

Coincidently I have just started making 3 oat and linseed loaves ready to go in the oven in 2 hours ( Master baker Mr. Butt's apprentice ) Roy Blyth's butchers on the Fens shops sometimes has some artisan bread for sale but why not make your own Snowy, the smell around the house is to die for and the bread just speaks for itself.

While making your own sounds appealing... ‘she who must be obeyed’ to quote Rumpole, would be hovering after a long gone episode at making my own bread.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

poolie1 wrote:

asda harlepool...go after 20.00 and big uncut farmhouse crusty costs 10p...

I wouldn’t pay 10p if it was the original price, it’s..... odd.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Mar 03, 2022 4:11 pm

Snowy wrote:

poolie1 wrote:

asda harlepool...go after 20.00 and big uncut farmhouse crusty costs 10p...

I wouldn’t pay 10p if it was the original price, it’s..... odd.

It's made of bus tickets and polystyrene.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

Bluestreak wrote:

Snowy wrote:

poolie1 wrote:

asda harlepool...go after 20.00 and big uncut farmhouse crusty costs 10p...

I wouldn’t pay 10p if it was the original price, it’s..... odd.

It's made of bus tickets and polystyrene.

You left out the asbestos flakes and old shredded sanding belts. Happy to help.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

There used to be a bloke on here who was a master bread baker. Mr Monkeybutt produced some lovely stuff. RIP John.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Mar 05, 2022 9:32 pm

I'm his apprentice carrying on in his name. I really miss him, top fellow!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

There used to be a bloke on here who was a master bread baker. Mr Monkeybutt produced some lovely stuff. RIP John.

Shortly before he died I was having a rant about the useless Dyson we’d bought and he said he could get it to work properly, I was that pissed off with it I told him he could have it and keep it, so he turns up and said how old is it?...I said three months. He said how much do you want for it? I said nowt just take it....are you sure? I said ok, do us a couple of nice loaves...... and shorty afterwards..........ah well. I blame that bloody Dyson.

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