found this joke in my christmas cracker.....hilarious or what ?

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according to the latest fail feature......we will be lining up against mansfield without a keeper.....interesting tactical move .........

Haven't you heard? Sterry has decided to become a keeper, fed up with all that chasing about so gonna chill between the sticks. Apparently in training, he was miles better than either of our regular keepers. Because of Covid we are only fielding nine outfield players and have no substitutions. The Mail has its finger on the pulse of the latest football news.

oz.......am all for a manager showing confidence in his players.....but this is maybe a step too far by lee ?.... ...also.......mansfield will think we are taking the piss..... and it may motivate them to win against us even more.....not sure on this one at all...

A very good point, poolie1. I bet Lee and Nelson are really teed off with the Mail for publicizing this very original and secret strategy. If Pools lose it will be the Mail's fault in my estimation.

i,ll find another one to pull.

Aye, go and have a good pull