Said the divorce lawyer. What is it about salt air that gets the decree nisi's flowing?

The top 10 divorce hotspots based on local authority area:

Local Authority Divorce %

Blackpool 13.13
Hastings 12.83
Torbay 12.19
Weymouth and Portland 12.05
Thanet 11.86
Isle of Wight 11.56
Gosport 11.48
Eastbourne 11.47
Great Yarmouth 11.37
Worthing 11.23

Probably seeing younger, hotter people on the beach sunning themselves every year makes them realise they're married to someone ugly?

We're at it like rabbits down here.

apart from divorces there always seem a lack of success with football teams who play by the coast.

That list of 10 includes many that are best described as;

GOD's WAITING ROOM

Particularly Worthing & Eastbourne where the average age must be 80+, try driving down the high street with most of the old buggers who passed their driving tests in the late 50's

Drove from Dover to Portsmouth once on a summer Sunday. Never, never, never, ever again.They don’t bury the dead in Bognor, they store them in bus shelters.

You are wrong about Eastbourne, Bexhill is the place for highest average age.

That, of course, is a matter of opinion

I'll stick by Worthing all the same

Yes and they all have pristine Austin Allegros or Morris Marinas on the drive.

They call it the Beige Riviera.

When I was a toddler these things used to scare me rigid at seaside resorts...https://youtu.be/hOSS-3kAVLs

Sorry but in my working life in East Sussex, I had to research the demographics of the area and Eastbourne has an average age of mid fifties whereas Bexhill is around eighty. Worthing is in West Sussex so didn't look into it but I agree that it would be very high.
The figures can be checked from census data.

If you are into older or classic cars like me then you,ll find the vast majority are for sale around the bournemouth area. I own a peugeot 309 and a 405 estate and was down there a couple of years ago and saw 4 of them which apart from mine are the only ones i have seen for years.

Apart from the care and attention they get i think the climate helps.

There was about 30-40 Afghani's sitting outside one hotel on the seafront this morning,i didn't see many older folk about.

been told the same before, but you,d think it would be better say around oxford that is miles from the salt in the atmosphere being so far from the sea and possibly milder than up north.

Lot of Londoners moved down here,you'd be about right with them figures mr dstanley.

Oh no ,wrong end of the country old boy ..it's more likely to be a Jag,Stag or Rover 3.5 down here.