My Norwegian Terrier likes to go down holes and kill things, but sometimes he likes a good chew on a squeaky toy till Mr squeak gasps his last.
Does anyone know where I can get DC chewy doll or even one those whiney Bra Daddy softy Walter dolls to have a good gnash and rip on.

I must admit I have never come across a stranger bunch of oddballs.

I’ll be up North Gare in the morning with him exercising him in the sand dunes, although you have a place called Pebble Beach I understand ...how far does the tide go out there, must be a record, we just have the silly old North Sea.

You don't understand the full picture. You shouldn't get a dc squeeky toy there are things going on behind the scenes that are beyond us mere mortals.
Poor poor Dave is being talked about as a bounder when really he is just misunderstood.
Give the dog a toy in the shape of the Vic and let it savage that to represent the pain and angst that the club have inflicted upon poor Dave.

Fear not, young rat boy has a stunning sense of smell and you wouldn’t want to meet him at the airport because he’s a shit pilot.
Anyway, one thing he does to exquisite perfection is sniff, or should I say smell a rat no problem.
I think he smells a rat

You are very welcome.

That’s really big of you, rat boy won’t bite yer bits if you appear on top of a sand dune now.

I find it very ironic that anybody can inflict the word "poor" on someone who has to get steps to climb onto his mattress because of the piles of cash underneath it.

Good point