Sick of these adverts

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:49 pm

Numan erectile disfunction ads.
What do you get sent?
Top shelf mag?

Brasil Brush · **Joined:** Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:10 am **Posts:** 1539

If those adverts were about womens breast enhancement and filmed in the same way they'd be banned. No question.

Putting unnecessary pressure on older men with deliberately edgy and intimidating advertising. Its wrong and disgusting.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37451

Bluestreak wrote:

Numan erectile disfunction ads.

I thought they were about construction jobs that went wrong.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

Brasil Brush wrote:

If those adverts were about womens breast enhancement and filmed in the same way they'd be banned. No question.

Putting unnecessary pressure on older men with deliberately edgy and intimidating advertising. Its wrong and disgusting.

not just older men either. even when you are young men including me and possibly all of us if they are honest go through short periods of this. no wonder there is a mental health crisis with shit like this going around. must have the perfect body, hair and the ability to get it up at every occasion otherwise you are a non person.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5530

Bluestreak wrote:

Numan erectile disfunction ads.
What do you get sent?

When I ordered mine a beautiful blonde turned up at the house one morning and said I could have anything I wanted.

I thought our lass would like her coat, so I had that.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37451

accrington fan wrote:

Brasil Brush wrote:

If those adverts were about womens breast enhancement and filmed in the same way they'd be banned. No question.

Putting unnecessary pressure on older men with deliberately edgy and intimidating advertising. Its wrong and disgusting.

not just older men either. even when you are young men including me and possibly all of us if they are honest go through short periods of this. no wonder there is a mental health crisis with shit like this going around. must have the perfect body, hair and the ability to get it up at every occasion otherwise you are a non person.

Behave.....

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:20 pm

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:38 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

The sheep are back in the field by the church if you are interested ?

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3553

Hartleblue wrote:

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

Never had a problem.I could have made a fortune as a porn star.what a missed opportunity.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:14 am

Bluestreak wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

The sheep are back in the field by the church if you are interested ?

No thanks, I'll leave them for you.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 7507

Bluestreak wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

The sheep are back in the field by the church if you are interested ?

Are there any good looking one,s.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Grayhoundend wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Personally speaking, I've never had a problem getting a stiffy the only problem I have is finding somewhere to use it.

The sheep are back in the field by the church if you are interested ?

Are there any good looking one,s.

One or two aren't baaaaad.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37451

Regarding sheep........we hired a lodge for the week up at Blencathra and spread out before was a huge untended field. When we got up next morning there was a ram on steroids + wandering around casually on his lonesome with what looked like a green cover on his chest... then I twigged, it’s the old ink pad to mark the ewes he’s serviced. The ewes appeared next day and when we arrived back quite a few had green smudges on their backs, the day after they all had them and then the farmer moved them away and left him all alone again.
Frustration got the better of him and he escaped into the grounds of the house where our lodge was and feeling a bit frisky. They said they”d corner next day in the daylight.

Later that night it, the wife asked me to go out to the car to get her birthday cards to open the next day... I walked out and there he was, I did a sharp U-turn and went back....I had this vision of me bending over the glove compartment and......

returning back with a big green smudge on my back..... the cards stayed tucked up in the glove compartment.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:30 pm

A friend of mine found a sheep with its head stuck in a wine fence. He tried to free it ( well that's what he said) but unfortunately he caught a disease off it and got very ill.
He refused to confirm or deny if he blindfolded his dog prior to performing the act.
True story.

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