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 Post subject: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:41 am 
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I can honestly say that everytime I've used the stuff it's never worked, biggest load of horseshit ever to reach the market.
I reckon it's all the result of some huge chemical experiment that went wrong and the producers deciding to pass it off as something it obviously isn't.
I'd have got better adhesion if I'd gobbed on two surfaces and clagged them together banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:52 am 
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
I can honestly say that everytime I've used the stuff it's never worked, biggest load of horseshit ever to reach the market.
I reckon it's all the result of some huge chemical experiment that went wrong and the producers deciding to pass it off as something it obviously isn't.
I'd have got better adhesion if I'd gobbed on two surfaces and clagged them together banghead


It's not nail varnish then? bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:21 pm 
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Chuddy that was used to stick your desk lid down at school was effective.

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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
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Baby snot mixed with weetabix. Stickyest thing known to man once it dries.

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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:38 pm 
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
I can honestly say that everytime I've used the stuff it's never worked, biggest load of horseshit ever to reach the market.
I reckon it's all the result of some huge chemical experiment that went wrong and the producers deciding to pass it off as something it obviously isn't.
I'd have got better adhesion if I'd gobbed on two surfaces and clagged them together banghead


Scrotam juice supposed to be a good adhesive.
Probably holding the Tyne. Bridge together.
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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:48 am 
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bit like modern weedkiller then that promotes plant growth quicker than just leaving the buggers alone.


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 Post subject: Re: Liquid nails
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:54 am 
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I see Starlite got another airing on the local news Tuesday, some US guy and his company who'd supposedly bought the rights off the town guy who'd invented it.

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