Prince Harry goes up to William at the wedding and says “Have you seen Dad”?
William replies “He wasn’t invited mate, but mines over there dancing with Camilla”.

What's the difference between Prince Harry and Scotland?

Prince Harry was given permission to leave the UK

What's the difference between Prince Harry and Scotland?

One's a ginger whinger and the other is - come to think of it, there's no difference.

Are you taking over the mantle from Monkey but Mark?

Hi Bazza. No, no one could ever fill John's shoes. A true one off. But, as John did frequently, I was trying to generate some activity. We're on one of our best runs for yonks, still with questionable stuff behind the scenes, and this place is just too quiet. I almost miss that bloke from Duba........................no, no, no, no...........

[quote="Brian Honour's Left Foot"][quote="Hartleblue"]Are you taking over the mantle from Monkey but Mark?[/quote]


Hi Bazza. No, no one could ever fill John's shoes. A true one off. But, as John did frequently, I was trying to generate some activity. We're on one of our best runs for yonks, still with questionable stuff behind the scenes, and this place is just too quiet. I almost miss that bloke from Duba........................no, no, no, no...........[/quote]
I keep on hearing about all this stuff going on behind the scenes but with me not plugged into the latest gossip can someone please spill the beans.Any snippet would help.

Any truth in it he's got a guest slot singing "Hurry Up Harry" at the next Sham 69 gig ??