If Gemma did give her spleen

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue May 12, 2020 9:18 pm

...for Claudia Winklemans hair:-
a) Who would she be giving her spleen to?, and if it was Claudia what would she do with it?
b) What would Gemma do with Claudia's hair?, stuff a pillowcase?
c) Now would not be a good time to be giving away your spleen, as firstly it filters blood as part of the immune system, it recycles old red blood cells, stored white blood cells and also fights bacteria that cause pneumonia and meningitis.
To me she hasn't really thought this statement through.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Personally I'd make a beeline for another part of her anatomy

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

Whats up with her Head and Shoulders ?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19773

i,m getting close to having claudia winkelmans hair. well a grey version anyway.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2020 8:52 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?

It's that nausiatingly repetitive advert for head n shoulders Mr.I, surely you must have seen it?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2020 8:54 pm

Sussex UK wrote:

My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:

I have a set of Wahl clippers I got for xmas 25 yrs ago and they're still going strong Sussex.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Naw, I never watch any telly with adverts. Thanks though.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19773

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?

a jealous bald transvestite.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Sussex UK wrote:

My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:

I have a set of Wahl clippers I got for xmas 25 yrs ago and they're still going strong Sussex.

Well they came earlier than expected. I asked my 1st day trainee hairdresser for High and Tight just like the one we both just watched on You tube ,and off it came ..well pleased with results and i can't believe how handsome i look again.

If Gemma did give her spleen

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