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 Post subject: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 9:18 pm 
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...for Claudia Winklemans hair:-
a) Who would she be giving her spleen to?, and if it was Claudia what would she do with it?
b) What would Gemma do with Claudia's hair?, stuff a pillowcase?
c) Now would not be a good time to be giving away your spleen, as firstly it filters blood as part of the immune system, it recycles old red blood cells, stored white blood cells and also fights bacteria that cause pneumonia and meningitis.
To me she hasn't really thought this statement through.

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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 10:28 am 
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Personally I'd make a beeline for another part of her anatomy

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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 11:21 am 
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Whats up with her Head and Shoulders ?


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 11:01 am 
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i,m getting close to having claudia winkelmans hair. well a grey version anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:29 pm 
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My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:58 pm 
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Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:52 pm 
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?


It's that nausiatingly repetitive advert for head n shoulders Mr.I, surely you must have seen it?

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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
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Sussex UK wrote:
My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:


I have a set of Wahl clippers I got for xmas 25 yrs ago and they're still going strong Sussex.

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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
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Naw, I never watch any telly with adverts. Thanks though.


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
Who in the hell of all that’s unholy is Gemma?

a jealous bald transvestite.


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 Post subject: Re: If Gemma did give her spleen
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
Sussex UK wrote:
My Wahl (bunker recommended) mens hair clippers arrive next week.. :laugh:


I have a set of Wahl clippers I got for xmas 25 yrs ago and they're still going strong Sussex.





Well they came earlier than expected. I asked my 1st day trainee hairdresser for High and Tight just like the one we both just watched on You tube ,and off it came ..well pleased with results and i can't believe how handsome i look again.


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