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 Post subject: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 3:25 pm 
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I didn't realise a harmless 50/50 question on how Toast should be buttered would send the Bunker into meltdown. (see what I did there).

Ergo we need more contentious food/takeaway threads. Politics is boring innit.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 3:29 pm 
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Never a truer word typed Bish, still a freak like for cold toast.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 3:41 pm 
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Ah but do you butter the left or the right side? Obviously the left has less butter because those right sided toast bastards have taken it all for themselves and left the left side with hardly any butter. Corbyn has a wider butter knife to spread it more evenly and Boris steals everyone else’s butter knife whilst smiling at them and getting the margarine pregnant.


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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 3:50 pm 
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Mr I is a proper stirrer. Now I want a heated debate on whether Toast (however Buttered) is cut horizontally or diagonally, (rectangle or triangle for those politically inept). Dad prefers horizontally cut, I like Triangles.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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Working class tories use margarine , surely ? Butter was created by some leftie ancient Greek , for the sole use of Socialists. That's where the term , spreading the word comes from. Margarine was invented by some capitalists in France in the 19th century in a cost cutting exercise that led to cheap butter ( margarine ) flooding the market and eventually led to thousands losing their jobs in the local butter making industry. Very soon an underclass emerged with many dying as a result of spreading cheap, inferior , often poisonous, margarine on their croissants.

I read this in The Sun so it must be true.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 4:36 pm 
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Margarine is the work of Satan.


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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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Thread about how toast gets sliced, get's derailed. Hash Tag Bunker Shocker. !!!!!!!!! Answer Triangle, cos I is Posh, INNIT?

Discuss in less than 1000 words.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 5:08 pm 
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phil wrote:
Who slices toast? Just eat it whole. Same applies to sandwiches. The crust helps keep toppings/fillings in place, breaking the crust increases the likelihood of spillage.

When making a sandwich, it's also important to make sure that you use concurrent pieces of bread opened like a book, so the crust matches up when you close it. Ergo, ensuring the filling stays in place.

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Stop talking with a proposed sense of reason Mr Phil. No Liberal change subject shenanigan's on this thread. It's about toast!!!! HashtagPhilthesandwichmanisathreadderailerdotcom.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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Just had some artisan bread toasted with lashings a lurpak washed down with chocolate flavoured coffee...............superb.
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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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The Bishop wrote:
Thread about how toast gets sliced, get's derailed. Hash Tag Bunker Shocker. !!!!!!!!! Answer Triangle, cos I is Posh, INNIT?

Discuss in less than 1000 words.


Wait to page 4 when humphreys gets mentioned.

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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Bluestreak wrote:
Just had some artisan bread toasted with lashings a lurpak washed down with chocolate flavoured coffee...............superb.
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Where you get bread?

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 Post subject: Re: Open Apology
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That Bread looks nice, but I'm wary of chocolate coffee.

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