I'm struggling to pick out somebody who has actually said to me that they like him.
I said when he was first elected that he was a prime candidate for assassination and i'm surprised that he's still here.

Mr I likes him, Boris Johnson likes him, Nigel Farridge likes him
I

I've never spoken to Johnson Or Farage. Mr I likes everybody cos he's a nice, honest and fair guy.
He's also hard as nails with some very interesting mates.
Caution rules,

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, " You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"


The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.

Crude but funny

I’m not sure how happy Johnson will be with him for grassing his hiding up;

“ He [Boris] called me a few days ago. I will tell you he sounded incredible," Mr Trump said.

"I was actually surprised. I thought he'd be like 'Oh Donald, how are you?'. He was ready to go. I'm very surprised to tell you. It's like the old Boris, tremendous energy, tremendous drive.

"I was very surprised because he called me, almost you know, pretty close to when he got out of the hospital.

"I think he's doing great, I think he's doing great. He was so sharp and energetic, pretty incredible, he's an incredible guy.

"He's a friend of ours and a friend of mine. He loves our country, he loves his country a lot, but he loves our country, he respects our country and they're lucky to have him over there."

Any idea why he’s still on the sick then?

This was during the same briefing in which Trump suggested injecting disinfectant or ‘shining light inside the body’ might be a cure for covid-19.

President of the United States of America ladies and gentlemen.

To be fair he is going to use ‘medical doctors’ to blast the body with light and heat and inject them with disinfectant it’s all above board he’s not mad.

https://twitter.com/kantrowitz/status/1 ... 52544?s=21

One of lifes great mysteries is how he hasn't already been assassinated.

Give it time, the CIA have always ran America not the president , just ask Kennedy , Luther King and Malcolm X

Trump has actually reproached his pal the gubernator of Georgia (I think) for starting the dequarantine too early.
But then he went on to say something like, "But it's his state, I guess he must know what he is doing. But it's not what I'd do."

Really laid in it to him there, Don.

He is right. If you inject bleach direct into your lungs you will no longer have to worry about Covid.

He never fails to amaze you with what he can spew out of his mouth and get away with. It's outrageous.

Above all else it's genuinely dangerous, some of his more rabid fans believe the sun shines out of his arse and will probably start injecting themselves with Dettol before long.

Although in saying that they probably still believe it's a hoax so maybe they won't bother.

Would it be wrong to find it funny if sometime today a report comes in that US supermarkets have run out of bleach?

[quote="derwent"]I'm struggling to pick out somebody who has actually said to me that they like him.

if they do they keep quiet unless they want an argument. mind you i never heard people in this country who strongly disliked obama.

Seek out Obama's meeting with his eminence Sir David Attenborough on Youtube. Then imagine it to be Trump instead of Obama.

Don't bother, you can't.

Well....the USA is the place where the tidepod challenge originated from...

Please don't tell me that is a thing where people eat dishwasher pods???

The world is full of idiots.

I remember years ago reading a story about someone who was addicted to Dettol - drank pints of it a day - no it's not a joke.
Doctors feared the worst, but when they examined her all of her organs were in tip-top condition.
Bizarre.
https://europepmc.org/backend/ptpmcrend ... obtype=pdf

I myself, am addicted to brake fluid.
It's alright though, I can stop when I want ...

As Trumpton is advocating disinfectant injection I think he should put his money where his mouth is BE THE FIRST ONE TO TRY IT and give the whole world a lift!!!

Donald Trump had a phone call with the Netherland's Prime Minster, Mark Rutte today. Trump quickly asked "Mr. Rutte, I have called to order some disinfectant". Rutte, very confused, asked why on earth he'd want to specifically order disinfectant from the Netherlands of all places, to which Trump replied "Well, a quick Google search told me lots of Dutch people love Ajax".

(I'm really sorry)

Most of them are on here.

So now it's ...

Trump: drink domestos and shove a UV lamp up your asses

World: You stupid dick! What are you? stupid!!

Trump: haha April fool!

trouble was trump said that in january.

Cant argue with that.

Holy sh.....

He does have a tendency to speak before engaging brain sometimes.

Sometimes?

Brain?

Interesting to see the Trump supporters on twitter claiming that it was a joke, that he never said it at all and that he was talking to the reporters.

Just hold your hands up and apologise you wotsit looking dickhead.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/11/trump-ordered-to-pay-usd2-million-over-fishy-fundraiser.html?fbclid=IwAR0EitlcD1Y-Kl5L6XaQAnxXkYUzv9lPp1_NQC5q-O91FKaPcPjvVGo3SuA

Shithouse

Trump now telling bodybuilders who cant get to the gym , to start drinking Mr Muscle

And now the massive orange turd can't understand why there's been a spike in disinfectant misuse, apparently he has no idea why, he's not responsible!

If the eridivisie wasn't cancelled, he could go support Ajax

Orange man, bad man.

Do you still think he will be the biggest and bestest Prez ever or are you now appalled at his fucking filthy racist, woman hating claptrap, or are you still a fan of the draft dodger who is openly critical of service men, past and present?