Zeppelin forwards will push through your defence like a finger through your inferior grade toilet paper.

Or maybe they won't.

Tomorrows Game 8 fixtures:-
Sixatback v Covid-19
Jolly Boys v Itsjustflu
SweetFA v Flying pig
Dad's Army v Fulchester
FC1NIL v Dynamo Stkton
The Lucky 13 v FC Greatham
Steetley W.V v Dep la Corona
Zeppelin v Fookit FC
Lowfields v Andrex FC
Bootboys v Kilfinan Utd
FC Twente Myfr v AFC Crimdon
Blueturnstiles v FC Alybaba

Good luck.

Tomorrows Game 9 fixtures:-
Covid-19 v Jolly Boys
Itsjustflu v Sweet FA
Flying pig v Dads Army
Fulchester v FC1NIL
Dynamo Stkton v Lucky 13
FC Greatham v Steetley W.V
Dep la Corona v Zeppelin FC
Fookit FC v Lowfields
Andrex FC v Bootboys
Kilfinan Utd v FC Twente Myfr
AFC Crimdon v Blueturnstiles
FC Alybaba v Sixatback FC
Good luck.

3rd against top.

At home today, we simply have to do something because we're rapidly approaching the bottom four. I don't want to be relegated to the Bunker Primera B.

Jolly Boys players take part in a final training session before tomorrows potentially dangerous away clash at Covid -19

Are they passing through Boro on the way?

Tomorrows game 10 fixtures:-
SweetFA v Covid-19
Dad's Army v Itsjustflu
FC1NIL v Flying pig
Lucky 13 v Fulchester
Steetley W.V v Dynamo Stkton
Zeppelin FC v FC Greatham
Lowfields v Dep la Corona
Bootboys v Fookit FC
FC Twente Myfr v Andrex FC
Blueturnstiles v Kilfinan Utd
Sixatback v AFC Crimdon
Jolly Boys vFC Alybaba

Good luck.

Streetley West View, if I recall correctly they were top of the league for a while. Should be a very tough fixture for us.

"Steetley West View, if I recall correctly they were top of the league for a while. Should be a very tough fixture for us."

Well done Dynamo Stockton. Outclassed in every dept. Ah well, the sun is shining! :

Tomorrows game 11 fixtures:-
Covid-19 v Dads Army
Itsjustflu v FC1NIL
Flying pig v Lucky 13
Fulchester v Steetley W.V
Dynamo Stkton v Zeppelin FC
FC Greatham v Lowfields
Dep la Corona v Bootboys
Fookit FC v FC Twente Myfr
Andrex FC v Blueturnstiles
Kilfinan Utd v Sixatback
AFC Crimdon v Jolly Boys
FC Alybaba v Sweet FA

Good luck.

Match of the day:

DYNAMO STOCK TON V ZEPPELIN FC

Will be sending spies disguised as IZAL toilet squares.

Big Derby

AFC Crimdon v The Jolly Boys

Police re-opening The Seagull for away fans only

Huge Yackerside derby, 60k sell-out. Possibly changed to a lunchtime kick-off. I've told the staff no chocolate hob-nobs in the away team dressing room.

Road blocks at Crimmer Dene adjoining the coast road and at The Rocks. Crimdon Lido re-opened as a temporary lock up for unruly booze fueled Jolly Boys fans. What's the betting this will be a draw as well?

Hope not, my team have drawn 6 already don't want another, but if you must know the odds are it has a 28.6% chance of being a draw.

AFC Crimdon v Jolly Boys promises to be a classic. We are going for the win no doubt about it. Taking 5000 supporters for this all ticket clash. Our fans only allowed to travel in by the Coast Road, road blocks as already mentioned will be in place at entrance to the Dene , the Iron Bridge at Hart Station and Fillpoke Lane. Our supporters have to use a special walkway , bit like Millwall , under the bridge near the Seagull and then through the caravan park along the seafront to the old car park , then down the steps into the dene to the East Stand , a third of it allocated to our lot.

AFC Crimdon v Jolly Boys

Forecast: 0-0 best answer
1-1 second best answer

AFC Crimdon v Jolly Boys

Forecast: 0-0 best answer
1-1 second best answer
5-5 3rd and worst forecast

AFC Crimdon 4 v 0 Jolly Boys

Crushing defeat in the Yakker derby. Yet again our inconsistency reared its ugly head, disappointing after our recent upturn in form. Our players never got going, reminded me of a Pools 4-0 derby defeat at Darlington in 1991. Bob Watson was well shackled by the Crimdon defence , and whilst there wasn't much between the sides, Crimdon took their chances when they came along.

Off the pitch there was no repeat of the crowd problems that dogged last seasons derby, with Durham Constabulary making only 10 arrests , after an altercation that is believed to have started over an Ice cream, outside of the Caravan Club prior kick off.

Sinking like a stone that's lost its lifebelt. Now I know how Alybaba FC feels.

Wonder who the lads have tomorrow?

Tomorrows game 12 fixtures:-
FC1NIL v Covid-19
Lucky 13 v Itsjustflu
Steetley W.V v Flying pig
Zeppelin FC v Fulchester
Lowfields v Dynamo Stkton
Bootboys v FC Greatham
FC Twente Myfr v Dep la Corona
Blueturnstiles v Fookit FC
Sixatback v Andrex FC
Jolly Boys v Kilfinan Utd
Sweet FA v AFC Crimdon
Dad's Army v FC Alybaba

Good luck.

Zepellin FC will welcome Fulchester to Count Ferdinand Park.
Expecting a harder game than their league position suggests after they scored 3 at home last time out.

I am surprised that Billy the fish isn't in the top scorers list. Is the Queen Mother still getting a game despite being dead?

I really should think of a ground name and squad. I regret not just calling the team Dynamo (comes from Houston Dynamo of all teams). As for the squad, I think I'll make a starting XI of obscure players people forgot we had....no clue for ground name, I'm thinking Dreamfields (we can put the opposition to sleep and it sounds nice).

Tomorrows game 13 fixtures:-
Itsjustflu v Covid-19
Fulchester v Flying pig
Dynamo Stkton v FC Greatham
Dep la Corona v Fookit FC
Andrex FC v Kilfinan Utd
AFC Crimdon v FC Alybaba
FC1NIL v Lucky 13
Steetley W.V v Zeppelin FC
Lowfields v Bootboys
FC Twente Myfr v Blueturnstiles
Sixatback v Jolly Boys
SweetFA v Dads Army

Good luck.

So with a quarter of the season gone the Zeppelin still soars high. Here's hoping it gets punctured on Steetley's chimmney during a sudden cloud of yellow magnesium smoke. I see it's the big flu virus derby match. Capacity crowd expected with queues forming for masks and cooled drinks. Spare a thought for poor Alybabya FC and their long haul to AFC Crimdon where the Pavilion is serving chips egg and beans for 1s 9d. My tip for the league Crimmer going strong and Alybaba? Oh dear. Best of luck everyone for tomorrow but obviously not on the day for the Zep.

Tomorrows game 14 fixtures:-
Covid-19 v Fulchester
Flying pig v Dynamo Stkton
FC Greatham v Dep la Corona
Fookit FC v Andrex FC
Kilfinan Utd v AFC Crimdon
FC Alybaba v Itsjustflu
Lucky 13 v Steetley W.V
Zeppelin FC v Lowfields
Bootboys v FC Twente Myfr
Blueturnstiles v Sixatback
Jolly Boys v Sweet FA
Dad's Army v FC1NIL

Good luck.

Ugh another away game

Tomorrows game 15 fixtures:-
Flying pig v Dep la Corona
FC Greatham v Andrex FC
Fookit FC v AFC Crimdon
Kilfinan Utd v Itsjustflu
Steetley W.V v FC Alybaba
Lucky 13 v Lowfields
Zeppelin FC v FC Twente Myfr
Bootboys v Sixatback
Blueturnstiles v Sweet FA
Jolly Boys v FC1NIL
Covid-19 v Dynamo Stkton
Dad's Army v Fulchester

Good luck.

Jolly Boys hoping to continue our recent good run of form in the top of the table clash with FC1Nil.

Tomorrows game 16 fixtures:-
Andrex FC v Flying pig
AFC Crimdon v FC Greatham
Itsjustflu v Fookit FC
FC Alybaba v Kilfinan Utd
Lowfields v Steetley W.V
FC Twente Myfr v Lucky 13
Sixatback v Zeppelin FC
Sweet FA v Bootboys
FC1NIL v Blueturnstiles
Dynamo Stkton v Dep la Corona
Fulchester v Jolly Boys
Dad's Army v Covid-19

Good luck

Finally a home game, come on lads!

Tomorrows game 17 fixtures:-
Flying pig v AFC Crimdon
FC Greatham v Itsjustflu
Fookit FC v FC Alybaba
Lowfields v Kilfinan Utd
Steetley W.V v FC Twente Myfr
Lucky 13 v Sixatback
Zeppelin FC v Sweet FA
Bootboys v FC1NIL
Blueturnstiles v Dynamo Stkton
Dep la Corona v Fulchester
Jolly Boys v Dads Army
Covid-19 v Andrex FC

Good luck.

Tomorrows game 18 fixtures:-
Itsjustflu v Flying pig
FC Alybaba v FC Greatham
Kilfinan Utd v Fookit FC
FC Twente Myfr v Lowfields
Sixatback FC v Steetley W.V
Sweet FA v Lucky 13
FC1NIL v Zeppelin FC
Dynamo Stkton v Bootboys
Fulchester v Blueturnstiles
Dad's Army v Dep la Corona
Andrex FC v Jolly Boys
AFC Crimdon v Covid-19

Good luck.

FC1Nil v Zeppelin FC tomorrow. Some game this will be.

Top away at fourth.
I think the chairman might fork out for a flop house the night prior to this one.
The lads always feel a bit cramped after a journey in the charabanc.
Big time Charlie's!

Got a tenner on a 1-1 draw with J More first scorer @ 12-1

I got 16-1 with Betfair for that one Mr.Horden.

Andrex FC v Jolly Boys

How this season has gone it only seemed like yesterday that we played Jolly Boys at the Jeremy Corbyn Ground,

They are flying at the minute, while we are not losing to many but drawing a lot of games.

I look forward to meeting up with their team and Manager, it should be a one of the games of the season so far,
the game is heading towards a sellout with only 50 tickets left for home supporters, while the away end sold out within three hours of the tickets becoming available.

Hopefully our top scorer is back to form, after having a ingrowing toenail removed, and a Tattoo of his dog on his hand, for luck.

John Joyce bookies is offering 11/4 the draw and 6/5 home win and 6/5 away win

A correct score of 3...3 is 50/1 its should be 66/1 like in the old days!

See you tomorrow

Tomorrows game 19 fixtures:-
Flying pig v FC Alybaba
FC Greatham v Kilfinan Utd
FC Twente v Fookit FC
Lowfields v Sixatback
Steetley W.V v Sweet FA
Lucky 13 v FC1NIL
Zeppelin FC v Dynamo Stkton
Bootboys v Fulchester
Blueturnstiles v Dads Army
Dep la Corona v Andrex FC
Jolly Boys v AFC Crimdon
Covid-19 v Itsjustflu

Good luck.

Tomorrows game 20 fixtures:-
Kilfinan Utd v Flying pig
Fookit FC v FC Greatham
Sixatback FC v FC Twente Myfr
Sweet FA v Lowfields
FC1NIL v Steetley W.V
Lucky 13 v Dynamo Stkton
Fulchester v Zeppelin FC
Dad's Army v Bootboys
Blueturnstiles v Andrex FC
AFC Crimdon v Dep la Corona
Itsjustflu v Jolly Boys
FC Alybaba v Covid-19

Good luck.

Tomorrows game 21 fixtures:-
Flying pig v Fookit FC
Sixatback v FC Greatham
FC Twente Myfr v Sweet FA
Lowfields v FC1NIL
Steetley W.V v Lucky 13
Dynamo Stkton v Fulchester
Zeppelin FC v Dads Army
Bootboys v Blueturnstiles
Andrex FC v AFC Crimdon
Dep la Corona v Itsjustflu
FC Alybaba v Jolly Boys
Covid-19 v Kilfinan Utd

Good luck.

Zeppelin v Dad's Army.

Nostalgia.

Today's game 22 fixtures:-
FC Greatham v Flying pig
Sweet FA v Sixatback
FC1NIL v FC Twente Myfr
Lucky 13 v Zeppelin FC
Fulchester v Andrex FC
Dad's Army v Dynamo Stkton
Blueturnstiles v Steetley W.V
AFC Crimdon v Lowfields
Itsjustflu v Bootboys
Jolly Boys v Dep la Corona
Kilfinan Utd v FC Alybaba
Fookit FC v Covid-19

Good luck.

Surprised the Bunker Lockdown didn't do a negative effect on the league, I personally was hoping it'd be void..n..n...nothing to do with the fact Stockton are in the relegation zone or anything like that though

Our title dreams disappeared a couple of game ago when we failed to beat Itsjustflu, Another draw in the next game with Alybaba more or less confirmed it. Jolly Boys however will carry on until its mathematically impossible , Bob Watson wont be throwing in the towel that's for sure, as he battles it out with Jairzinho to be the leagues top scorer.

Tomorrows game 23 fixtures:-
Flying pig v Sweet FA
Sixatback v FC1NIL
FC Twente Myfr v Fulchester
Zeppelin FC v Blueturnstiles
Andrex FC v FC Greatham
Dynamo Stkton v AFC Crimdon
Steetley W.V v Dads Army
Lowfields v Itsjustflu
Bootboys v Jolly Boys
Dep la Corona v Kilfinan Utd
FC Alybaba v Fookit FC
Covid-19 v Lucky 13

Good luck.