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AFC Crimdon v FC1NIL
FC Alybaba v The Lucky 13
Covid-19 v Steetley W.V.
Itsjustflu v Zeppelin
Flying pig v Lowfields
Fulchester v Bootboys
Dynamo Stkton v FC Twente Mayfr
FC Greatham v Blueturnstiles
Dep la Corona v Sixatback
Fookit v The Jolly Boys
Andrex v Sweet FA
Kilfinan Utd v Dads Army
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We are calling for our fixture against Itsjustflu to be called off incase it's not just flu - rancid bastards!


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FC Twente hm? Does Steve McClaren still have his Dutch accent?


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AFC Crimdon start with a home game, whilst my team have to make the long trip to Thailand, just saying like :laugh:

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AFC Crimdon start with a home game, whilst my team have to make the long trip to Thailand, just saying like :laugh:


Yeah, at the Lido International Stadium. Capacity - 23.

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Flyingpig FC at home.......fridges switched on with Fortnum & Mason doing the catering. Simmo and Jimmy Hill commentating.

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Tomorrows Game 2 fixtures:-

FC1NIL (Bluebns) v FC Alybaba(Alyb)
T.Lucky.13(BasilF) v Covid-19(Pooliecrab)
Steetley W.V(Tothehpl) v Itsjustflu(Loyal B)
Zeppelin(Ed-t-ball) v FlyingPig(Bluestrk)
Lowfields(Shilts) v Fulchester(Pinnotts)
Bootboys(Muttley) v Dyn Stockton(Remote)
FC Twente Myfr(Compo) v FC Greatham(Mnkybutt)
Blueturnstiles(Slack) v Dep la Corona(ChrissyS)
Sixatback(Oddsonpl) v Fookit(Hartleblue)
TheJollyboys(Horden) v Andrex(Thedno)
SweetFA(Stomper) v Kilfinan(Poolie99)
DadsArmy(Poolie1966)v AFC Crimdon(Paulus)

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Blimey the games come thick and fast at this time of the season.

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No problems love. Thought it would make things easier.


Thanks Mr.I, we couldn't do any of this without your skill and expertise clappp

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Tomorrows Game 3 fixtures:-

FC Alybaba v Steetley W.V
Covid-19 v Zeppelin FC
Itsjustflu v Lowfields
Flying pig v Bootboys
Fulchester v FC Twente Myfr
Dynamo Stkton v Blueturnstiles
FC Greatham v Sixatback
Dep la Corona v Jolly Boys
Fookit FC v Sweet FA
Andrex FC v Dads Army
Kilfinan Utd v FC1NIL
AFC Crimdon v The Lucky 13

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Good luck for tomorrow Alybaba - but not too much of course. Can we have a clean game please? Wouldn't like to be trying to go to the bogs in an expected crowd like that. It reminds me of when we played Leeds United in the cup (eventually) and being behind that Town End goal. It felt like being a pilchard in a two small can and getting some drink and eats or even going to the bogs were out of the question. You just stood where you were and hoped the crowd didn't crush you when Pools scored. Remember clearly how Bob Newton hit the ball from the penalty spot twice and the crowd went crazy. Saw him kick the ball and couldn't see it go in the net. Happy days except the scoreline of course.


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I can sense Covid-19's first victory today, Zepplin are advised to stay at home.

Our following on social media is really picking up now, you could say we've gone viral.


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Good luck for tomorrow Alybaba - but not too much of course. Can we have a clean game please? Wouldn't like to be trying to go to the bogs in an expected crowd like that. It reminds me of when we played Leeds United in the cup (eventually) and being behind that Town End goal. It felt like being a pilchard in a two small can and getting some drink and eats or even going to the bogs were out of the question. You just stood where you were and hoped the crowd didn't crush you when Pools scored. Remember clearly how Bob Newton hit the ball from the penalty spot twice and the crowd went crazy. Saw him kick the ball and couldn't see it go in the net. Happy days except the scoreline of course.



Remember it well, a couple of days later we played Grimsby at home, only 2,200 turned up, 10,000 people from the game on the Thursday just disappeared into thin air :laugh: a few of the barriers in the Town End were buckled to hell, imagine if they had snapped? the Town End was rammed that night, dangerously so , not so much as in there was no space anywhere else, more down to the fact that you could choose where you wanted to stand and a lot clearly thought the Town End was the place to be.

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Banana skin fixture for the Jolly Boys, Corals in York Road offering 3/1 for a home win :roll:

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Tomorrows Game 4 fixtures:-
Zeppelin v FC Alybaba
Lowfields v Covid-19
Bootboys v Itsjustflu
FC Twente Myfr v Flying pig
Blueturnstiles v Fulchester
Sixatback v Dynamo Stkton
Jolly Boys v FC Greatham
SweetFA v Dep la Corona
Dad's Army v Fookit FC
FC1NIL v Andrex FC
The Lucky 13 v Kilfinan Utd
Steetley W.V v AFC Crimdon

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Zeppelin at home to FC Alybaba.

2nd against 8th, the sun is out and a home tie against tough opposition.

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Tomorrows Game 5 fixtures:-
Covid-19 v Bootboys
Itsjustflu v FC Twente Myfr
Flying pig v Blueturnstiles
Fulchester v Sixatback
Dynamo Stkton v Jolly Boys
FC Greatham v Sweet FA
Dep la Corona v Dads Army
Fookit FC v FC1NIL
Andrex FC v The Lucky 13
Kilfinan Utd v Steetley W.V
AFC Crimdon v Zeppelin
FC Alybaba v Lowfields

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A trip to Stockton for another mid table clash, one The Jolly Boys will be looking to win. Couple of players missing tomorrow, defenders Hugh McKinnon and Micky Westwood after picking up knocks in the last game , so a first start of the season for Paul Humphries and Chris Nelson

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Top of the league Zeppelin FC away at 7th place unbeaten AFC Crimdon.
I recon the hatcam will chose this one to cover.

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Boot boys, let's see how tough you are with a cough and a runny nose.


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Top of the league Zeppelin FC away at 7th place unbeaten AFC Crimdon.
I recon the hatcam will chose this one to cover.


Quite possibly. Do they still play in the Dene? if so plenty of vantage points amongst the trees.

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Top of the league Zeppelin FC away at 7th place unbeaten AFC Crimdon.
I recon the hatcam will chose this one to cover.


Quite possibly. Do they still play in the Dene? if so plenty of vantage points amongst the trees.


Yes at the 'Slot-machine Stadium ' or the Lido International since the sponsorship deal.

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Jolly Boys playing their home games on 'Chickens Green' ?

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The Lucky 13 v Andrex FC.

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You're soft and you know you are......

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Jolly Boys playing their home games on 'Chickens Green' ?


Yes, at the Jeremy Corbyn stadium.

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The Lucky 13 v Andrex FC.

You're soft and you know you are.....
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When we played them, they were soft, but strong and played a very long ball game.

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The Lucky 13 v Andrex FC.

You're soft and you know you are.....
You're soft and you know you are......



When we played them, they were soft, but strong and played a very long ball game.


Were the players skidding on the surface? :roll:

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horden wrote:
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The Lucky 13 v Andrex FC.

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When we played them, they were soft, but strong and played a very long ball game.


Were the players skidding on the surface? :roll:


No, but the surface was terrible, full of cracks :roll:

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Tomorrows Game 6 fixtures:-
FC Twente Myfr v Covid-19
Blueturnstiles v Itsjustflu
Sixatback v Flyingpig
Jolly Boys v Fulchester
Sweet FA v Dynamo Stkn
Dads Army v FC Greatham
FC1NIL v Dep la Corona
Lucky 13 v Fookit FC
Steetley W.V. v Andrex FC
Zeppelin FC v Kilfinan Utd
Lowfields v AFC Crimdon
Bootboys v FC Alybaba

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Kilfinan Utd you are welcome to Count Ferdinand Park as long as you don't go home with any points.
Please clean the changing rooms after the game, both away and home.

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Steetley West View V Andrex FC tomorrow. No need to bring any bog rolls but don't forget the masks. Also the players' tunnel is the longest in the league. And never thought I would see a Zeppelin making a re-appearance so high over Hartlepool.


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Steetley West View V Andrex FC,

Have had extra training for this game, we heard about the players' tunnel being the longest in the league, I have told my players to treat that, as part of their warm up.

Two even matched teams, should give us a insight into where we are as a team.

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Steetley West View 0 0 Andrex FC

Both teams after sitting on the toilet for 90 mins plus 13 added time failed to produce anything but saved on toilet rolls. The Andrex Manager said "we did ok considering to gain a point but almost at the end squeezed out a result. Somebody's gonna get plastered next match.


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Tomorrows Game 7 fixtures:-
Covid-19 v Blueturnstiles
Itsjustflu v Sixatback
Flying pig v Jolly Boys
Fulchester v Sweet FA
Dynamo Stktn v Dads Army
FC Greatham v FC1NIL
Dep la Corona v The Lucky 13
Fookit FC v Steetley W.V
Andrex FC v Zeppelin FC
Kilfinan Utd v Lowfields
AFC Crimdon v Bootboys
FC Alybaba v FC Twente Myfr

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Steetley West View 0 0 Andrex FC

Both teams after sitting on the toilet for 90 mins plus 13 added time failed to produce anything but saved on toilet rolls. The Andrex Manager said "we did ok considering to gain a point but almost at the end squeezed out a result. Somebody's gonna get plastered next match.


Got a point at a hard place to squeeze one out, happy with that.
Post match warm down and some prunes to loosen up a bit.


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Andrex FC v Zeppelin FC

Next game against top of the table Zeppelin, should be a sellout crowd.

the early season pressure is on them, as every team will want to beat who sits top.

Have given lads extra incentive of, who gets a goal against Zeppelin FC, 18 pack of toilet roll, and directors will donate another pack to a charity of their choice.


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Flying Pig v The Jolly Boys - We will be looking to give them a good roasting.

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Flying Pig v The Jolly Boys - We will be looking to give them a good roasting.


Think this should be our first win of the season. The lads have been on a diet after looking a bit porky so will be looking to give the opposition a good stuffing.

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