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 Post subject: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:16 pm 
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Being at home on the Tom Dick since November is bad enough without twattin shite adverts every 15 minutes, the worst are the bastard funeral ones like Royal London, the credit reports and feckin bingo sites, at the end of my horse strap banghead banghead banghead :angry-screaming:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:33 pm 
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I'm the same keep changing channels to get rid of them.Food network is the worst advertise their same programs every 10 mins. banghead


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prefer to wait till they come up on catch up just to miss the ads out. is there anyother like me who have never purchased anything that has been advertised or gone to check a place out.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 12:50 pm 
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alybaba wrote:
I'm the same keep changing channels to get rid of them.Food network is the worst advertise their same programs every 10 mins. banghead


Have you watched Pioneer woman?
How she keeps that shit eatin grin constant I just don't know, her face must ache at the end!

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Daytime TV is a series of people saying 'you're going to die soon but hey, here's a free pen'.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:21 pm 
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The amount of non English on them is unreal. (Probly get some crank accusing me of being a racist)
Them loans were ya borrow 1grand n pay 5grand back is anyone stupid enuf to use them.

And an hour long programme on sky has 25 mins of adverts.

And them bingo ones.
Ye adverts a fucken hate them


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:31 pm 
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That car advert with Paloma Faith on it, whoever told her she could sing wants shooting, and that bloody Alexa advert with the lass coming in from football, mother is too stupid to switch a radio off and if she had a clock she wouldn't need to ask a sodding machine what time it is, I bet the neighbours love them with the kid banging a football against the wall at 20 to 5 in the morning with the floodlights on. And while i'm in rant mode Ant and Dec advertising Santander is the most cringeworthy pile of cack I've seen in ages.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
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Mr Irrelevant wrote:
Daytime TV is a series of people saying 'you're going to die soon but hey, here's a free pen'.


:laugh: I like how they seem to think death and funerals are a normal thing people have casual conversations about.

The JustEat adverts are insufferable. As well as the cringeworthy Ant and Dec Santander skits mentioned below. The FA Cup adverts by BT are like a bizarre fever dream you'd find funny if they weren't inherently disturbing.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:44 am 
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[quote="kevin pooles gloves"]

And an hour long programme on sky has 25 mins of adverts.

when a bbc programme is repeated say on the drama channel they extend it from just under a hour to at least 75 minutes. get catch up tv and pay for it ad free. worth every penny.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:24 pm 
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accrington fan wrote:
kevin pooles gloves wrote:

And an hour long programme on sky has 25 mins of adverts.

when a bbc programme is repeated say on the drama channel they extend it from just under a hour to at least 75 minutes. get catch up tv and pay for it ad free. worth every penny.


Just pause the programme for 20 minutes at the start, put the kettle on, make a sandwich and then whizz through the ads when they come on.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:31 pm 
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Wayfair.co.uk, wank!

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A good feature of Spanish TV is that a lot of stations, although they have just as many adverts, say for example "back in 7 minutes" before they start.

(and when you come back 7 minutes later they say "ha! ha! fooled you; you missed the restart!")

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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
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Monkeybutt wrote:
Wayfair.co.uk, wank!


Misleading advertisement Mr. Butt. Wayfair.co.uk is not a porn site, so no wanking there.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:13 pm 
kevin pooles gloves wrote:
The amount of non English on them is unreal. (Probly get some crank accusing me of being a racist)
Them loans were ya borrow 1grand n pay 5grand back is anyone stupid enuf to use them.

And an hour long programme on sky has 25 mins of adverts.

And them bingo ones.
Ye adverts a fucken hate them




Where are you watching adverts with ‘non English’, Paraguay?

My last job finished at the end of January and hardly been out of the house, apart from those dubbed washing machine ones and kinder eggs ones, they aren’t any I can recall


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:03 pm 
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Get out and enjoy the sunshine pal.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:29 am 
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those golf club saga holiday types who have wives that look 20 years younger than them who get money from their property for yet another conservatory on their large detached houses.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:38 pm 
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OddsOnPhil wrote:
That car advert with Paloma Faith on it, whoever told her she could sing wants shooting, and that bloody Alexa advert with the lass coming in from football, mother is too stupid to switch a radio off and if she had a clock she wouldn't need to ask a sodding machine what time it is, I bet the neighbours love them with the kid banging a football against the wall at 20 to 5 in the morning with the floodlights on. And while i'm in rant mode Ant and Dec advertising Santander is the most cringeworthy pile of cack I've seen in ages.
Your right car adverts about the worst.


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:43 pm 
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Beko washing machine advert when the small girl says can i bring these men in.Makes you wonder where they have been.Purvs.Should be banned.


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All old fogie adverts have been shite since Thora Hird and Joan Whitfield died...


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 Post subject: Re: Bastard adverts!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:11 pm 
The Nationwide adverts with 'comedians' telling a joke about money....not funny but nauseating!!!! rakxe rakxe


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accrington fan wrote:
those golf club saga holiday types who have wives that look 20 years younger than them who get money from their property for yet another conservatory on their large detached houses.





Ken and Barbie in the Equity release ad's look fantastic for their years.


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Plus500 and Trading212 on YouTube. Every single video.


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