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Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:37 pm

I have seen it all now..............Aldi putting arse wiping instructions on their packs toilet rolls.

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accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19773

well some really can,t tell their arse from their elbow.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37482

accrington fan wrote:

well some really can,t tell their arse from their elbow.

Let’s hope they don’t grab a Brillo pad by mistake. :angry-screaming:

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:01 am

Reminds me of Viz top tip that appeared a couple of years ago:

Dog owners! Stop wasting money on bog roll by simply rubbing a little Pedigree Chum on your ring piece and then bending over close to your furry friend. You'll never have a cleaner arse and that dull rear end hygiene routine becomes a stimulating treat.

Was sent in by a bloke from Greatham but I can't remmeber the name...

CJpoolie · **Joined:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:21 pm **Posts:** 62

If you buy the really cheap one you can get in touch with your inner self!

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

born toulouse wrote:

Reminds me of Viz top tip that appeared a couple of years ago:

Dog owners! Stop wasting money on bog roll by simply rubbing a little Pedigree Chum on your ring piece and then bending over close to your furry friend. You'll never have a cleaner arse and that dull rear end hygiene routine becomes a stimulating treat.

Was sent in by a bloke from Greatham but I can't remmeber the name...

I know him, F.Reckleshine, minces a bit but he ok.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

I guess some people like been the butt of all the jokes...

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:36 pm

born toulouse wrote:

Reminds me of Viz top tip that appeared a couple of years ago:

Dog owners! Stop wasting money on bog roll by simply rubbing a little Pedigree Chum on your ring piece and then bending over close to your furry friend. You'll never have a cleaner arse and that dull rear end hygiene routine becomes a stimulating treat.

Was sent in by a bloke from Greatham but I can't remmeber the name...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37482

born toulouse wrote:

Reminds me of Viz top tip that appeared a couple of years ago:

Dog owners! Stop wasting money on bog roll by simply rubbing a little Pedigree Chum on your ring piece and then bending over close to your furry friend. You'll never have a cleaner arse and that dull rear end hygiene routine becomes a stimulating treat.

Was sent in by a bloke from Greatham but I can't remmeber the name...

Still got the Viz book of top tips. My favourite was make a cheap vibrator by inserting a couple of wasps in a metal cigar tube.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

Snowy wrote:

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Still got the Viz book of top tips. My favourite was make a cheap vibrator by inserting a couple of wasps in a metal cigar tube.[/quote]

Cling-on's ,dangle berries a problem ?? .Pedal away them tag-nut blues with a Clag-Gone . :laugh:

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