I went into the kitchen to make a cop of team. Put kettle on, put a t-bag into the cup and a spoonful of sugar. Got milk out of the fridge and stirred the cup. Put milk back in the fridge and picked up my tea. I then noticed it was black tea because in between getting the milk and putting it back I hadn’t put any in my tea.

Do I have Alzheimers?

Why didn’t you use a teapot? Also didn’t you take the teabag out and notice then?

I am going to put it out there but I like Early Grey tea black

No. It’s just life, your thoughts were somewhere else. But if you’re still not sure, best ask matron.

Do Ringtons still do deliveries in Austin vans ?

Astra Van's I think.

Once you’re on their list, you never get off it. The father in law had to change his identity and move to Fiji for the sake of a weekly box chocolate tea cakes. They tracked him down in three weeks!

The older u get the longer it takes to shoot.
Age n a combination of ya wife/girlfriend isn't as beautiful as she used to be.
Ya all know the score.

or does your imagination get worse with age.

Make the most of it you'll be firing sawdust in a few years .. just ask monkeybutt.

Not sawdust but more like a heavy cold residue rather than mayo squirts and doesn`t shoot as far

I can still remember Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.

And Lowcocks Lemonade.