No, not the pro wrestler. Apparently an earthquake occurred on Teesside today, did anyone actually feel anything?

My wife didn't

I was doing star jumps

does that mean the transporter will be closed for at least 6 months.

I was Fracking in my back Garden...Nowt to do with me like.

Boris Johnson has claimed that today's Teesside Earthquake is a sign of the government's commitment to the North of England.

"Following the, ah, Political Earthquake of people wanting to GET BREXIT DONE, we have followed this up with, phwah, a real earthquake as a sign of our, er, urban regeneration of the North. By, by, by, using innovative, er, methods of ground clearance we are setting up the, the, the, conditions for the future desolation, no, development, of Teesside!"

Upon being told that the sum total of the damage was approximately £75 worth of ornaments from local Oxfam Shops, Johnson looked bemused and commented "Ben said the warhead would do a lot more damage than that" before announcing that he would visit the scene of the disaster following his Summer Holiday to Mauritius in June 2022.

Pity it didn’t fall down, great unless lump of nothing.
By the way, we changed the dogs food and he had a massive dump down the garden about 5.45, the shock wave will doubtless have travelled.

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Pity it didn’t fall down, great unless lump of nothing.

sad but its turned out to be like that now. turned from an important structure to tourist status over the years.

Went to use it last week on the way back from Teesport and found it shut. What for I have no idea, metal fatigue, replacing the cables with bungee ropes or just because it’s completely shagged out.
It opens office hours (it really does), closes for lunch and is tucked up under it’s duvet by tea time. Shut Sunday’s.
Fecking joke.

The wires have stretched, out of action for 3 months approx.

Past it’s sell by date. Cutting edge in 1911, but so was me grandad and he’s long gone.

Heard the epicentre was near Blackwell Meadows. ..

Plenty of quakers...